And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20281 | 2014-04-17 08:53:25 | 159.91 | 92% |
| 19595 | 2014-03-18 04:05:21 | 144.84 | 86% |
| 18980 | 2014-03-05 07:18:45 | 168.66 | 96% |
| 18923 | 2014-03-02 02:40:58 | 170.71 | 97% |
| 18583 | 2014-02-26 10:42:38 | 146.00 | 93% |
| 18518 | 2014-02-26 04:24:43 | 144.22 | 91% |
| 18332 | 2014-02-24 10:19:42 | 152.29 | 94% |
| 17733 | 2014-02-11 03:36:02 | 152.84 | 93% |
| 17632 | 2014-02-07 04:06:50 | 175.91 | 96% |
| 17509 | 2014-02-05 23:30:39 | 149.43 | 92% |
| 16552 | 2014-01-28 22:50:51 | 143.62 | 92% |
| 15242 | 2014-01-23 19:00:09 | 158.40 | 92% |
| 14837 | 2014-01-16 06:04:15 | 143.51 | 86% |
| 14810 | 2014-01-15 19:55:14 | 145.72 | 90% |
| 14522 | 2014-01-13 06:29:19 | 163.08 | 96% |
| 13450 | 2013-12-24 11:15:27 | 182.67 | 97% |
| 13353 | 2013-12-16 13:07:27 | 141.96 | 89% |
| 13232 | 2013-12-16 01:14:59 | 173.20 | 98% |
| 12915 | 2013-12-12 21:56:31 | 151.38 | 93% |
| 12089 | 2013-12-04 19:17:28 | 136.59 | 91% |
| 11608 | 2013-11-28 13:32:52 | 127.79 | 86% |
| 11455 | 2013-11-27 16:57:59 | 161.27 | 93% |
| 11219 | 2013-11-19 08:57:53 | 134.30 | 87% |
| 11214 | 2013-11-19 08:53:54 | 156.12 | 91% |
| 10696 | 2013-11-12 11:38:28 | 147.68 | 92% |
| 10422 | 2013-11-09 03:59:22 | 111.60 | 87% |
| 10302 | 2013-11-06 08:31:19 | 128.85 | 92% |
| 9950 | 2013-11-05 05:01:40 | 176.36 | 98% |
| 9654 | 2013-11-03 02:51:49 | 110.23 | 81% |
| 9547 | 2013-11-01 11:08:50 | 116.33 | 84% |
| 8814 | 2013-10-29 02:43:34 | 139.37 | 93% |
| 8782 | 2013-10-29 02:16:25 | 147.46 | 92% |
| 7179 | 2013-10-14 09:59:56 | 151.16 | 92% |
| 7110 | 2013-10-14 06:21:33 | 153.18 | 94% |
| 7078 | 2013-10-12 05:03:27 | 166.22 | 94% |
| 6878 | 2013-10-05 11:17:20 | 169.28 | 96% |
| 6530 | 2013-10-04 09:31:10 | 143.47 | 89% |
| 6160 | 2013-10-01 08:13:48 | 148.40 | 93% |
| 6110 | 2013-10-01 07:34:43 | 147.00 | 90% |
| 5965 | 2013-10-01 00:48:10 | 131.05 | 93% |
| 5776 | 2013-09-26 06:47:20 | 129.58 | 89% |
| 5547 | 2013-09-24 23:38:54 | 167.66 | 96% |
| 5419 | 2013-09-24 03:22:31 | 142.33 | 92% |
| 5147 | 2013-09-21 02:21:43 | 162.07 | 96% |
| 3970 | 2013-09-12 09:21:59 | 154.81 | 94% |
| 3549 | 2013-09-06 19:48:57 | 145.67 | 91% |
| 2534 | 2013-08-08 06:54:26 | 167.76 | 98% |
| 2360 | 2013-07-22 23:15:11 | 126.02 | 89% |
| 2150 | 2012-07-31 11:38:07 | 149.35 | 95% |
| 1682 | 2012-06-10 12:06:43 | 140.38 | 92% |
| 586 | 2012-05-15 02:42:36 | 145.76 | 94% |