And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20205 | 2019-05-24 19:59:13 | 102.33 | 99% |
| 16356 | 2017-08-23 04:05:51 | 86.20 | 97% |
| 15500 | 2017-06-30 02:48:28 | 102.62 | 99% |
| 11871 | 2016-08-27 04:27:08 | 101.54 | 98% |
| 11788 | 2016-08-16 04:48:45 | 102.36 | 99% |
| 11486 | 2016-06-27 03:37:43 | 99.05 | 96% |
| 11411 | 2016-06-18 16:43:38 | 98.96 | 98% |
| 11018 | 2016-06-02 02:14:21 | 88.24 | 96% |
| 10935 | 2016-05-30 16:53:15 | 99.54 | 98% |
| 10307 | 2016-04-30 19:10:47 | 105.82 | 98% |
| 9495 | 2016-03-27 18:21:15 | 98.47 | 98% |
| 9480 | 2016-03-27 18:06:58 | 94.54 | 97% |
| 7532 | 2015-07-09 05:49:44 | 90.14 | 97% |
| 7339 | 2015-06-27 19:52:13 | 89.66 | 97% |
| 6852 | 2015-02-01 01:38:53 | 81.23 | 95% |
| 6792 | 2015-01-22 05:29:08 | 93.86 | 98% |
| 6663 | 2015-01-10 03:30:12 | 90.27 | 96% |
| 3766 | 2014-07-13 06:34:46 | 86.88 | 97% |
| 2536 | 2014-06-15 04:53:57 | 80.72 | 96% |
| 961 | 2014-05-16 05:01:59 | 78.92 | 94% |
| 883 | 2014-05-14 05:07:24 | 76.33 | 93% |
| 807 | 2014-05-12 00:36:18 | 81.67 | 95% |
| 522 | 2014-05-07 01:13:26 | 76.69 | 95% |
| 82 | 2014-04-27 16:02:24 | 82.87 | 97% |