And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1937 | 2013-08-24 11:08:09 | 92.27 | 92% |
| 1188 | 2012-05-15 15:05:36 | 87.83 | 92% |
| 849 | 2012-01-10 13:48:50 | 100.73 | 96% |
| 131 | 2011-10-24 04:35:01 | 91.54 | 94% |
| 92 | 2011-10-24 03:58:42 | 87.20 | 93% |