And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4412 | 2017-05-15 03:38:39 | 94.89 | 97% |
| 4213 | 2015-09-28 12:45:46 | 83.95 | 94% |
| 3915 | 2015-04-04 02:21:40 | 85.75 | 96% |
| 3140 | 2014-07-13 15:50:35 | 85.21 | 94% |
| 3024 | 2014-07-08 11:50:45 | 92.94 | 98% |
| 2753 | 2014-04-13 11:50:50 | 86.33 | 96% |
| 2077 | 2013-12-16 14:10:13 | 91.75 | 98% |
| 1718 | 2013-11-08 15:20:53 | 87.49 | 96% |
| 1686 | 2013-11-07 12:51:57 | 80.13 | 95% |
| 902 | 2013-03-14 05:42:01 | 68.29 | 94% |
| 740 | 2013-01-25 15:10:47 | 69.00 | 95% |
| 500 | 2012-11-11 12:51:23 | 70.20 | 96% |