And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3984 | 2017-09-25 21:14:35 | 103.81 | 97% |
| 1709 | 2017-04-21 16:59:16 | 105.50 | 97% |
| 1649 | 2017-02-24 00:54:27 | 96.36 | 93% |
| 1525 | 2016-09-15 03:34:09 | 98.59 | 93% |
| 1099 | 2016-02-08 18:01:00 | 106.70 | 95% |
| 774 | 2016-02-02 01:50:33 | 93.34 | 93% |
| 575 | 2016-01-28 00:24:55 | 83.23 | 94% |