And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4658 | 2016-09-14 00:46:00 | 127.26 | 97% |
| 3890 | 2015-09-17 02:26:06 | 126.47 | 97% |
| 3887 | 2015-09-17 02:23:47 | 121.20 | 96% |
| 3752 | 2015-08-31 19:09:55 | 116.84 | 96% |
| 3339 | 2015-08-03 16:40:59 | 111.81 | 93% |
| 2931 | 2015-06-18 17:59:52 | 116.80 | 93% |
| 1368 | 2015-02-14 06:02:58 | 121.76 | 94% |
| 1027 | 2014-10-13 03:45:46 | 105.56 | 93% |
| 946 | 2014-10-08 00:26:04 | 118.53 | 96% |
| 805 | 2014-09-23 18:00:31 | 106.52 | 94% |