And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4931 | 2009-08-14 22:17:44 | 64.74 | |
| 3999 | 2009-06-06 00:41:58 | 78.63 | |
| 3626 | 2009-05-25 13:53:20 | 67.68 | |
| 3603 | 2009-05-24 17:50:40 | 64.30 | |
| 3568 | 2009-05-23 23:17:26 | 64.05 | |
| 3519 | 2009-05-23 18:05:57 | 69.85 | |
| 3458 | 2009-05-23 02:13:27 | 72.10 | |
| 3013 | 2009-05-06 03:08:34 | 64.80 | |
| 2847 | 2009-05-01 00:53:37 | 72.99 | |
| 2752 | 2009-04-27 01:35:23 | 63.60 | |
| 1980 | 2009-03-27 18:23:51 | 54.17 | |
| 1911 | 2009-03-25 03:42:25 | 61.55 | |
| 1881 | 2009-03-24 04:03:16 | 59.68 | |
| 1842 | 2009-03-23 03:16:44 | 56.18 | |
| 1673 | 2009-03-21 16:59:47 | 67.19 | |
| 1592 | 2009-03-20 02:59:04 | 52.81 | |
| 1548 | 2009-03-19 22:31:37 | 55.74 | |
| 1274 | 2009-03-14 21:11:55 | 60.23 | |
| 1111 | 2009-03-12 23:25:03 | 53.89 | |
| 422 | 2009-02-22 03:29:34 | 49.87 | |
| 379 | 2009-02-21 23:08:01 | 47.15 | |
| 255 | 2009-02-13 23:09:26 | 46.05 | |
| 243 | 2009-02-13 18:15:45 | 44.87 |