And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4306 | 2013-05-21 11:48:16 | 76.88 | 86% |
| 3366 | 2012-12-31 23:06:01 | 75.82 | 87% |
| 3253 | 2012-12-23 08:42:44 | 90.24 | 95% |
| 3074 | 2012-12-13 23:40:27 | 75.75 | 88% |
| 2381 | 2012-11-17 09:49:48 | 62.17 | 80% |
| 2093 | 2012-11-04 21:38:22 | 69.30 | 87% |
| 997 | 2012-04-20 05:01:01 | 57.87 | 87% |
| 571 | 2012-02-29 03:31:01 | 63.96 | 92% |