And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9825 | 2010-04-21 04:25:22 | 63.87 | |
| 8953 | 2010-02-12 07:59:27 | 49.52 | |
| 8594 | 2010-02-10 08:36:55 | 44.75 | |
| 8264 | 2010-01-26 04:24:47 | 38.13 | |
| 7956 | 2010-01-25 02:02:24 | 52.32 | |
| 7755 | 2010-01-21 06:57:43 | 51.05 | |
| 5646 | 2010-01-05 07:42:10 | 53.37 | |
| 4742 | 2009-12-17 04:16:09 | 47.41 | |
| 4086 | 2009-12-09 06:12:25 | 45.65 | |
| 4049 | 2009-12-09 02:01:03 | 45.47 | |
| 3936 | 2009-12-08 01:41:37 | 51.11 | |
| 3672 | 2009-12-03 01:57:41 | 44.09 | |
| 3017 | 2009-11-23 05:06:14 | 41.44 | |
| 1303 | 2009-10-16 08:44:53 | 40.59 | |
| 714 | 2009-09-28 04:42:34 | 45.27 |