And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2756 | 2012-12-09 21:32:22 | 56.32 | 87% |
| 2572 | 2010-11-30 00:30:32 | 81.65 | |
| 2483 | 2010-10-09 17:05:54 | 82.25 | |
| 2450 | 2010-08-12 21:01:03 | 82.80 | |
| 2297 | 2010-05-08 21:21:59 | 72.73 | |
| 2281 | 2010-05-04 22:58:23 | 83.78 | |
| 2234 | 2010-04-24 20:00:44 | 84.75 | |
| 2147 | 2010-04-04 15:18:23 | 81.31 | |
| 2004 | 2010-03-21 17:47:46 | 73.36 | |
| 1444 | 2010-01-13 22:29:20 | 70.30 | |
| 1188 | 2009-12-15 01:45:47 | 84.44 | |
| 954 | 2009-11-23 21:38:17 | 71.44 | |
| 796 | 2009-11-17 12:12:29 | 74.82 | |
| 696 | 2009-11-13 00:00:21 | 69.29 | |
| 591 | 2009-11-08 13:45:38 | 65.78 | |
| 314 | 2009-10-20 15:03:07 | 54.66 |