And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2837 | 2016-04-25 14:01:52 | 86.90 | 99% |
| 2758 | 2016-04-11 23:33:09 | 87.24 | 99% |
| 2346 | 2015-08-07 21:13:45 | 78.52 | 96% |
| 2206 | 2015-07-01 10:24:49 | 78.43 | 97% |
| 1675 | 2015-04-01 17:40:56 | 68.98 | 96% |
| 994 | 2015-03-16 05:00:50 | 53.50 | 95% |
| 816 | 2015-03-12 10:21:02 | 51.93 | 95% |
| 525 | 2015-03-09 11:43:12 | 46.52 | 94% |