And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5671 | 2014-10-21 13:56:13 | 90.92 | 95% |
| 5375 | 2013-09-16 03:24:06 | 72.02 | 96% |
| 5373 | 2013-09-16 03:22:03 | 83.15 | 96% |
| 5135 | 2012-10-20 01:09:05 | 83.02 | 95% |
| 4988 | 2012-09-06 02:56:53 | 82.13 | 94% |
| 4567 | 2012-04-20 02:33:42 | 74.93 | 94% |
| 3837 | 2012-01-23 03:50:17 | 86.32 | 96% |
| 3531 | 2011-12-06 02:39:29 | 84.98 | 94% |
| 3383 | 2011-11-18 10:45:42 | 84.25 | 97% |
| 3112 | 2011-09-24 03:04:11 | 82.02 | 96% |
| 2574 | 2011-08-18 01:21:57 | 82.08 | 96% |
| 1679 | 2011-07-05 10:35:50 | 83.45 | 98% |
| 635 | 2011-04-08 13:20:01 | 74.42 | |
| 379 | 2009-12-12 14:05:09 | 44.25 | |
| 196 | 2009-10-31 18:31:36 | 67.89 | |
| 89 | 2009-10-17 08:20:47 | 60.60 | |
| 20 | 2008-11-15 06:33:17 | 55.04 |