And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9202 | 2014-05-05 20:17:07 | 76.49 | 92% |
| 9166 | 2014-05-05 19:04:25 | 76.69 | 94% |
| 9117 | 2014-05-04 03:59:27 | 83.68 | 98% |
| 8876 | 2014-04-30 23:57:14 | 85.97 | 98% |
| 8850 | 2014-04-30 21:12:49 | 80.42 | 97% |
| 8723 | 2014-04-26 12:07:27 | 75.49 | 97% |
| 8459 | 2014-03-18 00:27:46 | 71.93 | 93% |
| 8231 | 2013-07-07 08:52:15 | 78.22 | 97% |
| 8079 | 2013-06-30 20:33:58 | 78.57 | 96% |
| 7831 | 2013-03-11 09:07:05 | 81.08 | 97% |
| 7813 | 2013-03-10 00:13:31 | 79.29 | 95% |
| 7701 | 2013-03-07 17:43:10 | 83.87 | 98% |
| 7356 | 2013-02-07 14:41:37 | 83.63 | 95% |
| 7129 | 2013-02-03 13:07:00 | 85.62 | 97% |
| 6912 | 2013-01-23 07:34:43 | 77.47 | 98% |
| 6348 | 2013-01-17 02:03:39 | 73.16 | 94% |
| 6199 | 2012-11-19 18:56:30 | 66.30 | 91% |
| 6113 | 2012-11-18 16:55:35 | 65.30 | 92% |
| 4905 | 2012-10-21 23:15:59 | 70.67 | 94% |
| 4471 | 2012-10-15 22:07:57 | 70.99 | 96% |
| 4468 | 2012-10-15 22:04:03 | 58.46 | 89% |
| 3335 | 2012-09-29 11:34:55 | 63.05 | 92% |
| 2690 | 2012-09-19 19:05:52 | 56.58 | 89% |
| 2616 | 2012-09-18 10:55:52 | 61.36 | 95% |
| 2046 | 2012-09-11 12:19:21 | 63.08 | 93% |
| 228 | 2012-08-22 23:52:32 | 57.01 | 94% |
| 67 | 2012-08-20 03:07:28 | 57.50 | 94% |