And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2841 | 2014-01-17 10:27:44 | 87.92 | 95% |
| 1855 | 2012-09-07 06:32:01 | 74.26 | 92% |
| 1537 | 2012-08-15 02:10:29 | 71.79 | 92% |
| 1511 | 2012-08-13 10:51:16 | 62.31 | 87% |
| 1191 | 2012-08-02 15:35:11 | 58.33 | 87% |
| 900 | 2012-07-27 09:53:57 | 67.56 | 90% |
| 894 | 2012-07-27 03:30:14 | 61.88 | 90% |
| 680 | 2012-07-18 01:04:21 | 62.09 | 89% |
| 126 | 2012-06-20 10:59:57 | 60.34 | 91% |