And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3340 | 2014-05-02 17:33:25 | 128.50 | 94% |
| 3040 | 2013-09-18 23:13:07 | 118.67 | 95% |
| 2780 | 2013-01-14 01:30:51 | 126.75 | 97% |
| 2706 | 2013-01-05 19:04:17 | 126.66 | 98% |
| 2598 | 2012-11-20 01:18:28 | 131.30 | 97% |
| 2532 | 2010-05-27 18:33:33 | 111.91 | |
| 2305 | 2010-03-29 18:24:34 | 115.88 | |
| 2259 | 2010-03-23 18:44:44 | 115.19 | |
| 2209 | 2010-03-03 20:09:13 | 110.29 | |
| 2126 | 2010-02-26 19:35:11 | 112.19 | |
| 2000 | 2010-02-16 19:43:22 | 110.31 | |
| 1911 | 2010-02-14 03:06:26 | 94.84 | |
| 1896 | 2010-02-11 20:14:46 | 113.97 | |
| 1833 | 2010-02-09 19:57:21 | 104.39 | |
| 1377 | 2010-01-05 20:00:16 | 112.74 | |
| 793 | 2009-11-27 19:25:40 | 97.38 | |
| 743 | 2009-11-19 21:26:12 | 117.86 |