And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2594 | 2017-12-20 09:25:11 | 97.99 | 97% |
| 2246 | 2017-11-03 06:41:25 | 97.44 | 97% |
| 1519 | 2017-10-03 09:43:22 | 85.08 | 95% |
| 1233 | 2016-02-06 13:43:57 | 101.62 | 97% |
| 1153 | 2015-06-15 11:47:40 | 91.85 | 94% |
| 1114 | 2015-06-06 12:36:36 | 89.05 | 96% |
| 1050 | 2015-05-02 07:34:35 | 85.41 | 94% |
| 981 | 2015-04-12 12:50:39 | 83.16 | 94% |
| 140 | 2014-07-13 08:43:55 | 63.55 | 93% |