And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10269 | 2015-06-14 18:05:40 | 82.80 | 97% |
| 9557 | 2012-05-14 02:21:24 | 93.88 | 97% |
| 9225 | 2012-01-18 04:45:12 | 84.26 | 94% |
| 8995 | 2011-12-04 05:49:58 | 90.43 | 97% |
| 8522 | 2011-11-13 02:22:02 | 95.68 | 99% |
| 7554 | 2010-07-30 05:42:35 | 87.95 | |
| 7127 | 2010-06-30 01:41:03 | 84.30 | |
| 6686 | 2010-05-30 08:46:14 | 82.40 | |
| 5432 | 2010-04-19 02:31:16 | 86.74 | |
| 4125 | 2010-03-10 08:53:21 | 79.72 | |
| 3760 | 2010-01-16 02:41:08 | 84.18 | |
| 3641 | 2009-11-28 23:27:12 | 87.79 | |
| 3153 | 2009-10-28 02:14:27 | 84.36 | |
| 2432 | 2009-09-30 22:30:35 | 83.32 | |
| 1970 | 2009-09-17 08:00:51 | 85.78 | |
| 1822 | 2009-09-07 18:05:13 | 69.77 | |
| 1040 | 2009-03-16 06:41:31 | 68.51 | |
| 1010 | 2009-03-08 11:50:27 | 73.05 | |
| 677 | 2009-02-09 06:37:45 | 76.46 | |
| 584 | 2009-02-07 06:21:28 | 67.41 | |
| 582 | 2009-02-07 06:18:45 | 71.58 | |
| 159 | 2009-01-13 18:58:05 | 74.40 |