And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1245 | 2013-01-03 04:28:06 | 143.59 | 96% |
| 1097 | 2012-05-13 01:00:17 | 138.61 | 95% |
| 963 | 2012-03-08 07:19:11 | 127.78 | 95% |
| 810 | 2012-02-14 04:13:35 | 137.38 | 97% |
| 152 | 2011-09-24 03:03:56 | 111.49 | 94% |
| 139 | 2011-09-24 00:46:40 | 116.34 | 90% |