And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3139 | 2012-06-18 02:15:07 | 112.48 | 99% |
| 2784 | 2012-05-29 00:06:23 | 104.91 | 98% |
| 2615 | 2012-04-29 18:46:21 | 101.44 | 98% |
| 2433 | 2012-04-22 02:52:52 | 88.80 | 96% |
| 1718 | 2011-06-14 18:52:35 | 90.48 | 98% |
| 1623 | 2011-06-11 03:17:44 | 91.53 | 98% |
| 1366 | 2011-05-22 01:42:25 | 97.07 | 98% |
| 720 | 2011-05-04 23:49:06 | 98.00 | 99% |
| 576 | 2011-05-04 01:54:05 | 92.54 | 98% |
| 447 | 2011-05-01 03:12:02 | 90.83 | |
| 61 | 2011-04-20 00:02:06 | 86.24 | |
| 13 | 2011-04-19 23:12:47 | 87.35 |