And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7023 | 2020-01-28 16:33:27 | 71.48 | 98% |
| 5100 | 2017-07-12 14:54:00 | 64.90 | 98% |
| 4034 | 2016-12-26 18:54:07 | 61.95 | 97% |
| 3926 | 2016-12-11 21:22:52 | 67.06 | 97% |
| 3797 | 2016-12-01 18:42:33 | 67.59 | 93% |
| 2942 | 2016-09-12 23:57:52 | 65.45 | 97% |
| 2742 | 2016-09-05 18:50:41 | 52.80 | 88% |
| 2513 | 2016-08-27 19:31:45 | 60.01 | 96% |
| 2019 | 2016-08-10 22:32:08 | 63.22 | 97% |
| 1920 | 2016-08-09 14:06:07 | 60.32 | 98% |
| 1887 | 2016-08-08 16:49:17 | 60.96 | 97% |
| 1544 | 2016-08-02 23:07:41 | 59.78 | 96% |
| 1233 | 2016-07-31 00:26:07 | 55.68 | 98% |
| 835 | 2016-07-16 15:19:49 | 55.60 | 95% |
| 146 | 2016-06-08 18:05:01 | 51.72 | 95% |