And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4050 | 2013-11-13 17:00:04 | 92.34 | 97% |
| 3697 | 2012-06-21 15:17:46 | 83.36 | 94% |
| 3302 | 2012-06-10 08:17:36 | 88.58 | 97% |
| 2913 | 2012-05-20 19:37:32 | 80.40 | 94% |
| 2286 | 2012-01-11 04:10:44 | 69.87 | 94% |
| 916 | 2011-08-30 08:43:59 | 57.65 | 95% |
| 771 | 2011-08-29 20:52:05 | 56.07 | 96% |
| 663 | 2011-08-27 00:10:09 | 62.48 | 95% |