And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1989 | 2013-04-07 12:01:00 | 70.72 | 97% |
| 1852 | 2013-03-17 12:37:59 | 61.72 | 92% |
| 1542 | 2013-02-27 21:03:42 | 71.62 | 96% |
| 1209 | 2013-02-15 18:44:43 | 65.98 | 97% |
| 59 | 2011-11-07 21:44:42 | 64.88 | 94% |
| 30 | 2011-11-07 16:29:02 | 68.54 | 97% |