And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3918 | 2013-07-21 01:31:16 | 126.63 | 98% |
| 3721 | 2012-12-21 22:41:22 | 108.64 | 98% |
| 3427 | 2012-08-10 05:23:02 | 125.10 | 96% |
| 3408 | 2012-08-09 15:12:52 | 113.87 | 95% |
| 3056 | 2012-07-26 16:26:24 | 117.27 | 96% |
| 2988 | 2012-07-20 18:23:48 | 110.18 | 94% |
| 2929 | 2012-07-19 04:25:17 | 125.59 | 95% |
| 2912 | 2012-07-17 04:36:58 | 120.91 | 97% |
| 2773 | 2012-07-08 04:02:35 | 124.68 | 96% |
| 2747 | 2012-07-07 06:30:58 | 119.78 | 97% |
| 2660 | 2012-07-02 16:08:36 | 121.77 | 97% |
| 2619 | 2012-07-01 00:37:38 | 112.74 | 95% |
| 2364 | 2012-06-12 06:26:15 | 124.80 | 98% |
| 2121 | 2012-06-05 05:21:37 | 129.92 | 98% |
| 1760 | 2012-05-31 05:26:14 | 124.10 | 97% |
| 153 | 2012-03-03 19:40:12 | 108.43 | 96% |