And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2138 | 2011-05-30 16:54:49 | 70.29 | 96% |
| 1502 | 2009-08-12 15:20:48 | 64.45 | |
| 1381 | 2009-07-14 09:38:34 | 52.07 | |
| 883 | 2009-04-19 09:40:13 | 54.82 | |
| 775 | 2009-04-08 16:21:21 | 58.44 | |
| 760 | 2009-04-06 14:58:46 | 53.89 | |
| 679 | 2009-03-26 14:24:07 | 57.99 | |
| 87 | 2008-11-27 09:36:04 | 45.94 |