And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2819 | 2017-09-17 22:07:04 | 113.11 | 98% |
| 2663 | 2017-06-17 01:54:26 | 121.62 | 99% |
| 2473 | 2017-06-06 22:14:08 | 113.37 | 98% |
| 2226 | 2017-05-14 19:57:13 | 127.18 | 100% |
| 1638 | 2016-10-05 21:28:36 | 110.52 | 96% |
| 1439 | 2016-09-25 03:19:47 | 106.70 | 96% |
| 897 | 2016-09-04 17:54:03 | 115.42 | 98% |
| 541 | 2016-08-20 01:16:13 | 107.40 | 98% |
| 507 | 2016-08-16 17:40:07 | 103.80 | 98% |
| 75 | 2012-07-28 08:03:37 | 89.99 | 98% |