And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2216 | 2009-01-03 18:11:41 | 98.51 | |
| 2026 | 2008-10-28 02:07:23 | 82.52 | |
| 1837 | 2008-10-17 12:32:23 | 86.29 | |
| 1441 | 2008-10-07 04:36:58 | 92.84 | |
| 1403 | 2008-10-07 01:13:29 | 80.10 | |
| 1316 | 2008-10-03 14:20:06 | 99.71 | |
| 1067 | 2008-09-24 02:49:22 | 96.47 | |
| 849 | 2008-09-11 03:54:43 | 88.63 | |
| 825 | 2008-09-11 01:53:28 | 97.00 | |
| 792 | 2008-09-09 02:51:26 | 88.81 | |
| 514 | 2008-08-29 02:05:12 | 92.18 | |
| 478 | 2008-08-27 18:06:11 | 89.65 | |
| 320 | 2008-08-21 05:04:36 | 94.72 | |
| 297 | 2008-08-20 02:20:26 | 78.85 | |
| 291 | 2008-08-19 06:24:03 | 79.63 | |
| 266 | 2008-08-17 16:28:15 | 83.00 | |
| 111 | 2008-08-14 05:26:11 | 96.24 | |
| 77 | 2008-08-12 02:20:59 | 90.24 | |
| 7 | 2008-08-10 05:22:42 | 75.16 |