And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2253 | 2014-03-10 19:23:04 | 95.05 | 98% |
| 2160 | 2014-03-05 14:40:04 | 90.88 | 93% |
| 2136 | 2014-03-05 04:00:55 | 90.41 | 94% |
| 1834 | 2011-01-11 21:53:49 | 105.59 | |
| 1532 | 2010-12-10 04:30:30 | 98.77 | |
| 1121 | 2010-08-11 05:36:06 | 87.73 | |
| 508 | 2009-02-13 17:46:41 | 94.21 | |
| 337 | 2008-12-04 05:23:25 | 81.16 | |
| 179 | 2008-11-26 16:46:02 | 80.60 |