And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5460 | 2009-03-03 19:58:05 | 100.52 | |
| 5317 | 2009-02-25 16:36:49 | 109.87 | |
| 5214 | 2009-02-23 18:22:32 | 97.43 | |
| 4974 | 2009-02-17 17:19:36 | 103.72 | |
| 4767 | 2009-02-09 16:00:06 | 115.02 | |
| 4738 | 2009-02-06 18:35:54 | 85.29 | |
| 4716 | 2009-02-05 19:33:08 | 102.10 | |
| 4135 | 2009-01-07 15:17:23 | 104.67 | |
| 4075 | 2009-01-06 19:36:45 | 99.97 | |
| 3988 | 2009-01-05 16:58:24 | 100.39 | |
| 3915 | 2008-12-31 19:19:47 | 93.43 | |
| 3878 | 2008-12-31 15:48:15 | 97.49 | |
| 3723 | 2008-12-29 20:01:23 | 93.68 | |
| 3474 | 2008-12-17 22:09:50 | 93.99 | |
| 3053 | 2008-12-09 16:43:45 | 94.21 | |
| 3000 | 2008-12-08 20:44:43 | 97.66 | |
| 2907 | 2008-12-08 15:25:22 | 91.76 | |
| 2824 | 2008-12-05 17:42:15 | 91.72 | |
| 2467 | 2008-12-02 16:01:55 | 94.39 | |
| 1996 | 2008-11-21 18:11:47 | 95.01 | |
| 1702 | 2008-11-18 21:29:02 | 91.47 | |
| 1626 | 2008-11-18 15:40:16 | 99.91 | |
| 1560 | 2008-11-17 18:06:24 | 92.15 | |
| 1536 | 2008-11-17 16:57:52 | 95.29 | |
| 1366 | 2008-11-14 15:26:54 | 84.31 | |
| 1193 | 2008-11-12 17:27:20 | 86.83 | |
| 957 | 2008-11-10 14:39:06 | 88.44 |