And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2229 | 2014-05-09 16:18:25 | 100.14 | 95% |
| 1905 | 2009-04-22 15:10:09 | 101.69 | |
| 1681 | 2009-03-26 19:41:48 | 102.05 | |
| 1335 | 2009-03-04 21:41:48 | 96.46 | |
| 1013 | 2009-02-25 18:04:21 | 88.69 | |
| 951 | 2009-02-23 20:50:30 | 81.86 | |
| 295 | 2009-02-09 20:15:40 | 76.33 |