And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2694 | 2014-12-09 14:23:12 | 76.52 | 98% |
| 2211 | 2014-11-18 13:40:58 | 72.36 | 96% |
| 1929 | 2014-11-03 00:34:02 | 75.14 | 98% |
| 1688 | 2014-10-20 10:37:04 | 71.08 | 94% |
| 1493 | 2014-10-15 14:15:54 | 71.54 | 97% |
| 1053 | 2014-09-23 14:22:20 | 72.15 | 99% |
| 871 | 2014-09-21 08:34:54 | 61.19 | 94% |
| 840 | 2014-09-21 07:37:58 | 69.94 | 98% |