And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2766 | 2011-11-03 17:01:33 | 57.72 | 95% |
| 2509 | 2011-10-13 18:56:57 | 55.07 | 94% |
| 2159 | 2011-09-16 22:23:55 | 46.91 | 92% |
| 1923 | 2011-08-23 19:08:20 | 43.29 | 92% |
| 1594 | 2011-07-12 02:32:02 | 49.83 | 92% |
| 1579 | 2011-07-12 02:05:57 | 51.29 | 95% |
| 856 | 2011-02-20 20:30:59 | 50.03 | |
| 699 | 2011-02-14 05:02:24 | 48.72 | |
| 147 | 2010-06-11 23:41:54 | 46.65 | |
| 5 | 2010-05-26 02:13:57 | 37.81 |