And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2923 | 2016-03-21 03:33:12 | 94.73 | 98% |
| 2857 | 2015-06-09 02:27:53 | 95.84 | 97% |
| 2759 | 2015-05-07 08:37:03 | 96.09 | 97% |
| 2504 | 2014-11-06 10:40:47 | 88.31 | 95% |
| 2484 | 2014-10-17 06:44:31 | 87.64 | 95% |
| 2345 | 2014-08-06 04:27:22 | 82.70 | 93% |
| 2057 | 2014-05-29 11:25:13 | 80.95 | 89% |
| 1596 | 2014-04-04 01:36:52 | 81.85 | 97% |
| 1340 | 2014-03-25 03:46:12 | 71.00 | 92% |
| 937 | 2013-11-05 03:27:49 | 70.36 | 93% |
| 637 | 2013-09-09 08:25:38 | 65.57 | 85% |
| 326 | 2013-08-20 07:14:41 | 70.01 | 94% |
| 124 | 2013-08-13 09:34:14 | 61.29 | 93% |