And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3534 | 2020-12-17 22:20:46 | 100.73 | 99% |
| 3059 | 2015-05-12 20:10:09 | 86.82 | 92% |
| 2833 | 2015-05-02 19:14:52 | 102.62 | 98% |
| 2620 | 2015-04-18 19:31:56 | 103.97 | 97% |
| 2577 | 2015-04-18 15:31:30 | 96.65 | 96% |
| 1585 | 2014-11-07 01:54:20 | 94.98 | 96% |
| 1538 | 2014-11-06 22:18:47 | 85.06 | 95% |
| 1106 | 2014-01-03 04:13:36 | 92.84 | 97% |
| 592 | 2013-01-23 06:20:25 | 94.71 | 97% |
| 100 | 2012-12-30 22:28:56 | 88.00 | 97% |
| 28 | 2012-12-30 07:23:01 | 86.48 | 97% |