And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4594 | 2016-01-27 11:45:25 | 95.62 | 99% |
| 4449 | 2015-12-20 08:35:26 | 87.42 | 95% |
| 4161 | 2015-09-14 09:07:03 | 87.45 | 95% |
| 2724 | 2015-03-12 22:40:27 | 92.49 | 98% |
| 2029 | 2015-02-09 08:37:20 | 88.06 | 97% |
| 1655 | 2014-12-16 08:36:39 | 80.28 | 96% |
| 1085 | 2014-07-09 02:00:23 | 78.83 | 94% |
| 608 | 2014-05-20 21:34:02 | 80.95 | 98% |
| 356 | 2014-04-12 11:08:39 | 81.71 | 96% |