And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3894 | 2017-03-06 01:41:05 | 132.60 | 95% |
| 3620 | 2017-02-11 09:54:38 | 138.48 | 96% |
| 3097 | 2017-01-28 12:21:00 | 112.75 | 89% |
| 3043 | 2017-01-28 11:02:37 | 124.74 | 93% |
| 2420 | 2017-01-19 08:27:39 | 115.19 | 90% |
| 2090 | 2017-01-13 03:25:06 | 120.98 | 94% |
| 1930 | 2017-01-12 09:12:09 | 117.82 | 89% |
| 1511 | 2017-01-09 09:55:49 | 112.20 | 91% |
| 667 | 2013-04-21 14:46:06 | 81.71 | 90% |
| 295 | 2012-08-27 20:32:40 | 89.19 | 95% |