And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3952 | 2015-10-27 16:50:58 | 96.46 | 94% |
| 3772 | 2015-05-12 03:38:39 | 97.95 | 94% |
| 3325 | 2014-10-04 19:13:06 | 101.99 | 97% |
| 2069 | 2014-02-01 22:51:53 | 95.79 | 94% |
| 1583 | 2013-11-16 15:09:24 | 89.51 | 92% |
| 1328 | 2013-09-22 07:11:36 | 93.93 | 95% |
| 1291 | 2013-09-16 17:37:56 | 92.91 | 96% |
| 662 | 2013-08-12 17:45:12 | 82.62 | 92% |