And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4635 | 2016-09-27 08:20:17 | 88.97 | 95% |
| 3993 | 2016-03-17 06:40:27 | 90.49 | 94% |
| 3460 | 2014-11-24 16:51:20 | 73.10 | 92% |
| 3040 | 2014-01-17 07:58:02 | 63.03 | 94% |
| 2172 | 2013-12-07 13:32:02 | 69.09 | 94% |
| 1187 | 2013-10-05 04:22:18 | 67.48 | 97% |
| 274 | 2013-07-14 13:52:32 | 63.83 | 96% |
| 256 | 2013-07-14 09:27:02 | 59.48 | 95% |