And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1836 | 2014-05-22 08:35:04 | 80.77 | 98% |
| 1759 | 2014-05-22 06:32:25 | 78.76 | 94% |
| 1677 | 2014-05-22 01:05:32 | 76.19 | 96% |
| 751 | 2013-09-24 07:53:35 | 61.75 | 95% |
| 470 | 2013-09-19 06:08:32 | 69.80 | 98% |