And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2331 | 2014-04-10 15:01:37 | 115.87 | 97% |
| 926 | 2011-11-20 17:03:40 | 100.26 | 96% |
| 818 | 2011-08-29 14:55:05 | 104.26 | 96% |
| 725 | 2011-07-11 15:13:52 | 118.51 | 97% |
| 622 | 2011-06-14 22:48:34 | 113.85 | 97% |
| 596 | 2011-06-11 16:38:33 | 113.24 | 98% |
| 437 | 2011-05-16 20:50:09 | 107.41 | 98% |
| 433 | 2011-05-15 15:28:47 | 96.92 | 96% |