And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11881 | 2016-08-25 00:42:50 | 106.11 | 92% |
| 11854 | 2016-08-23 04:48:45 | 119.83 | 96% |
| 11426 | 2016-06-13 00:29:39 | 105.30 | 87% |
| 10796 | 2016-02-12 02:18:10 | 111.54 | 96% |
| 10263 | 2016-01-18 05:37:06 | 111.93 | 95% |
| 9494 | 2016-01-01 01:21:43 | 107.00 | 92% |
| 9355 | 2015-12-31 02:40:19 | 106.54 | 96% |
| 8945 | 2015-12-19 08:38:36 | 118.33 | 98% |
| 8853 | 2015-12-18 19:26:09 | 114.00 | 96% |
| 8569 | 2015-12-11 04:44:21 | 122.30 | 97% |
| 8419 | 2015-12-08 23:14:45 | 109.97 | 92% |
| 8359 | 2015-12-08 19:27:53 | 116.63 | 95% |
| 8106 | 2015-11-29 04:11:29 | 114.16 | 95% |
| 7353 | 2015-11-19 09:18:12 | 111.08 | 90% |
| 7272 | 2015-11-18 17:29:07 | 109.90 | 95% |
| 7241 | 2015-11-18 16:52:52 | 118.68 | 98% |
| 7130 | 2015-11-16 18:27:16 | 109.55 | 93% |
| 6864 | 2015-11-14 16:18:39 | 110.65 | 92% |
| 6487 | 2015-11-09 19:51:51 | 111.80 | 96% |
| 6486 | 2015-11-09 19:50:54 | 118.27 | 95% |
| 5945 | 2015-11-02 18:37:54 | 106.02 | 91% |
| 5702 | 2015-10-30 19:33:22 | 120.49 | 99% |
| 5556 | 2015-10-29 22:54:54 | 116.40 | 96% |
| 5113 | 2015-10-23 19:43:35 | 119.32 | 97% |
| 4989 | 2015-10-18 01:22:41 | 107.09 | 92% |
| 4848 | 2015-10-09 22:46:35 | 115.56 | 94% |
| 4462 | 2015-10-02 18:20:15 | 116.03 | 92% |
| 2836 | 2015-08-28 21:40:02 | 100.37 | 95% |
| 2698 | 2015-08-28 02:48:36 | 107.15 | 96% |
| 2407 | 2015-08-25 02:26:51 | 115.86 | 98% |
| 1710 | 2015-07-27 18:37:23 | 111.27 | 97% |
| 1463 | 2015-07-20 21:52:47 | 102.32 | 94% |
| 1162 | 2015-07-18 02:43:59 | 104.59 | 95% |
| 689 | 2015-07-11 21:48:43 | 113.42 | 98% |
| 622 | 2015-07-10 05:50:04 | 104.42 | 96% |