And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6697 | 2016-02-25 14:55:58 | 57.93 | 91% |
| 6053 | 2015-01-30 18:24:44 | 59.48 | 90% |
| 6033 | 2015-01-30 13:51:39 | 54.38 | 89% |
| 5912 | 2015-01-25 09:37:47 | 57.05 | 92% |
| 5413 | 2015-01-13 11:26:18 | 59.31 | 94% |
| 5312 | 2015-01-12 09:20:24 | 54.56 | 92% |
| 5181 | 2015-01-09 18:06:00 | 59.98 | 93% |
| 5000 | 2015-01-05 12:57:34 | 55.11 | 89% |
| 4554 | 2014-12-22 20:09:40 | 49.13 | 93% |
| 4035 | 2014-08-15 09:41:57 | 56.84 | 91% |
| 3307 | 2014-07-18 13:26:29 | 59.51 | 95% |
| 2703 | 2013-12-25 19:40:42 | 59.91 | 91% |
| 1674 | 2013-10-25 19:19:15 | 55.43 | 90% |
| 802 | 2013-09-02 15:42:45 | 55.30 | 91% |
| 724 | 2013-08-28 19:25:39 | 48.41 | 89% |
| 64 | 2013-06-23 11:05:40 | 57.23 | 93% |