| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Well that is where we are. You say we are on the brink of de... |
106.88 |
1.0739 |
0.1449 |
259 |
1 |
106.88 |
2020-09-27 |
| 2. |
For all the things you've done, for the things you might hav... |
105.80 |
1.2294 |
-0.0088 |
105 |
1 |
105.80 |
2016-12-28 |
| 3. |
How can you tell me that you're lonely and say for you that ... |
105.11 |
1.1356 |
0.0783 |
206 |
1 |
105.11 |
2019-09-24 |
| 4. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
103.14 |
1.0800 |
0.1031 |
129 |
1 |
103.14 |
2013-11-01 |
| 5. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
101.95 |
1.0471 |
0.1414 |
406 |
1 |
101.95 |
2019-08-11 |
| 6. |
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy t... |
101.85 |
1.1184 |
0.0597 |
235 |
1 |
101.85 |
2020-09-27 |
| 7. |
All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the... |
101.81 |
1.0401 |
0.1400 |
323 |
1 |
101.81 |
2019-08-10 |
| 8. |
The proper purpose of law is to use the power of its collect... |
101.67 |
1.0365 |
0.1431 |
406 |
1 |
101.67 |
2019-08-11 |
| 9. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
101.53 |
1.1062 |
0.0671 |
200 |
2 |
100.59 |
2013-11-01 |
| 10. |
You have two choices: you can keep running and hiding and bl... |
101.24 |
1.0722 |
0.0946 |
164 |
1 |
101.24 |
2020-09-27 |
| 11. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
100.88 |
1.0427 |
0.1219 |
269 |
1 |
100.88 |
2013-11-02 |
| 12. |
I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thou... |
100.58 |
0.9879 |
0.1519 |
353 |
1 |
100.58 |
2019-09-01 |
| 13. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
100.07 |
1.0511 |
0.1052 |
252 |
2 |
97.22 |
2013-11-01 |
| 14. |
How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the ... |
99.68 |
1.0471 |
0.0954 |
170 |
1 |
99.68 |
2013-11-01 |
| 15. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
99.05 |
1.0755 |
0.0678 |
243 |
1 |
99.05 |
2019-08-11 |
| 16. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
98.56 |
0.9761 |
0.1654 |
227 |
3 |
88.05 |
2013-11-02 |
| 17. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
97.93 |
1.0333 |
0.0913 |
176 |
1 |
97.93 |
2015-10-03 |
| 18. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
97.49 |
0.9864 |
0.1418 |
292 |
1 |
97.49 |
2019-08-11 |
| 19. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
97.25 |
1.0873 |
0.0316 |
243 |
1 |
97.25 |
2013-11-01 |
| 20. |
We never get to change the past. We never get to know the fu... |
97.23 |
1.0894 |
0.0325 |
326 |
1 |
97.23 |
2019-08-11 |
| 21. |
Conceptually, to communicate, procedures must send messages ... |
97.08 |
0.9503 |
0.1486 |
373 |
1 |
97.08 |
2019-08-11 |
| 22. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
96.95 |
1.0132 |
0.1058 |
371 |
1 |
96.95 |
2013-11-01 |
| 23. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
96.89 |
0.9841 |
0.1319 |
263 |
1 |
96.89 |
2013-11-01 |
| 24. |
"For you, a thousand times over," I heard myself say. Then I... |
96.88 |
0.9388 |
0.1292 |
281 |
1 |
96.88 |
2019-09-24 |
| 25. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
96.71 |
1.1095 |
0.0086 |
252 |
3 |
92.03 |
2013-10-27 |
| 26. |
Come on, kid, don't fool around. Just let your hand drop to ... |
96.04 |
1.0241 |
0.0891 |
373 |
1 |
96.04 |
2016-12-28 |
| 27. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
95.97 |
1.1093 |
-0.0078 |
220 |
2 |
93.37 |
2013-10-27 |
| 28. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
95.70 |
0.9927 |
0.1077 |
234 |
1 |
95.70 |
2013-11-02 |
| 29. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
95.36 |
1.0836 |
0.0197 |
206 |
2 |
94.35 |
2013-11-01 |
| 30. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
95.31 |
1.0302 |
0.0831 |
550 |
1 |
95.31 |
2013-11-02 |
| 31. |
Just whistle while you work, and cheerfully together we can ... |
95.18 |
1.0644 |
0.0258 |
355 |
1 |
95.18 |
2020-09-27 |
| 32. |
If you imagine an orange, there may occur in your cortex a s... |
95.16 |
0.9811 |
0.1023 |
418 |
1 |
95.16 |
2020-10-03 |
| 33. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
95.03 |
1.0697 |
0.0359 |
341 |
1 |
95.03 |
2013-11-01 |
| 34. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
94.92 |
1.0432 |
0.0520 |
276 |
2 |
90.52 |
2016-12-28 |
| 35. |
Home will always be here unseen out of sight, where I disapp... |
94.40 |
1.0139 |
0.0535 |
155 |
1 |
94.40 |
2020-10-03 |
| 36. |
You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it'... |
94.37 |
1.0069 |
0.0800 |
161 |
1 |
94.37 |
2016-12-28 |
| 37. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
94.11 |
1.0106 |
0.0739 |
302 |
1 |
94.11 |
2015-10-03 |
| 38. |
If I had been downright honest with myself, I would have see... |
94.03 |
1.0368 |
0.0580 |
538 |
1 |
94.03 |
2019-09-01 |
| 39. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
94.01 |
1.0736 |
0.0147 |
256 |
2 |
88.30 |
2013-11-01 |
| 40. |
Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemor... |
93.96 |
0.9809 |
0.0705 |
523 |
1 |
93.96 |
2019-08-11 |
| 41. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
93.93 |
1.0189 |
0.0638 |
290 |
1 |
93.93 |
2013-11-01 |
| 42. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
93.85 |
1.0419 |
0.0499 |
323 |
2 |
89.54 |
2013-11-01 |
| 43. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
93.77 |
1.0792 |
0.0072 |
251 |
1 |
93.77 |
2013-11-01 |
| 44. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
93.63 |
0.9827 |
0.0979 |
314 |
2 |
86.27 |
2013-10-31 |
| 45. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
93.46 |
1.0103 |
0.0619 |
209 |
2 |
88.62 |
2013-11-01 |
| 46. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
93.45 |
0.9682 |
0.1198 |
341 |
2 |
85.72 |
2013-11-02 |
| 47. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
93.32 |
0.9841 |
0.0888 |
217 |
2 |
92.30 |
2016-12-28 |
| 48. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
93.29 |
0.9866 |
0.0895 |
308 |
1 |
93.29 |
2013-11-01 |
| 49. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
93.16 |
1.0291 |
0.0431 |
240 |
1 |
93.16 |
2013-10-31 |
| 50. |
When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body... |
93.13 |
1.0110 |
0.0369 |
389 |
1 |
93.13 |
2020-09-27 |
| 51. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
93.07 |
1.0412 |
0.0371 |
205 |
1 |
93.07 |
2016-12-28 |
| 52. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
93.00 |
0.9479 |
0.1264 |
317 |
3 |
83.08 |
2019-09-24 |
| 53. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
92.88 |
1.0506 |
0.0200 |
259 |
2 |
89.74 |
2013-11-01 |
| 54. |
When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun. And I c... |
92.76 |
1.0603 |
0.0088 |
113 |
1 |
92.76 |
2015-10-03 |
| 55. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
92.72 |
0.9867 |
0.0850 |
290 |
1 |
92.72 |
2016-12-28 |
| 56. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
92.60 |
1.0616 |
0.0130 |
304 |
1 |
92.60 |
2013-11-01 |
| 57. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
92.22 |
0.9966 |
0.0738 |
377 |
1 |
92.22 |
2013-10-27 |
| 58. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
92.19 |
1.0094 |
0.0537 |
256 |
1 |
92.19 |
2013-11-01 |
| 59. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
92.17 |
1.0543 |
0.0095 |
233 |
1 |
92.17 |
2013-11-01 |
| 60. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
92.12 |
1.0877 |
-0.0289 |
129 |
1 |
92.12 |
2016-12-28 |
| 61. |
Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe ... |
92.05 |
0.9259 |
0.0984 |
216 |
1 |
92.05 |
2019-09-01 |
| 62. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
91.73 |
1.0845 |
-0.0277 |
212 |
1 |
91.73 |
2013-10-21 |
| 63. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
91.70 |
0.9354 |
0.1329 |
384 |
2 |
83.81 |
2013-10-21 |
| 64. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
91.60 |
0.9709 |
0.0841 |
264 |
1 |
91.60 |
2013-11-01 |
| 65. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
91.40 |
1.0144 |
0.0523 |
356 |
2 |
88.63 |
2020-09-27 |
| 66. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
91.36 |
1.0082 |
0.0404 |
212 |
1 |
91.36 |
2013-03-09 |
| 67. |
I don't know why I'm here. I mean, I do. I'm nervous, I gues... |
91.29 |
0.9700 |
0.0611 |
527 |
1 |
91.29 |
2019-08-10 |
| 68. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
91.20 |
1.0404 |
0.0159 |
406 |
2 |
90.80 |
2013-10-27 |
| 69. |
A new disease has fallen on the life of man. Our torment is ... |
91.10 |
0.9675 |
0.0524 |
213 |
1 |
91.10 |
2019-08-10 |
| 70. |
Oh, I think the explanation might be you've been fooled by a... |
91.09 |
0.9208 |
0.1086 |
573 |
1 |
91.09 |
2019-08-17 |
| 71. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
91.08 |
0.9987 |
0.0562 |
236 |
1 |
91.08 |
2020-09-27 |
| 72. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
91.06 |
0.9852 |
0.0641 |
235 |
2 |
89.18 |
2013-11-01 |
| 73. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
91.05 |
0.9704 |
0.0793 |
254 |
1 |
91.05 |
2013-11-02 |
| 74. |
Wicked phenomenon, yes? But, you know, it's not any more "ev... |
91.03 |
0.9319 |
0.0846 |
236 |
1 |
91.03 |
2020-10-03 |
| 75. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
90.93 |
1.0561 |
-0.0094 |
227 |
1 |
90.93 |
2013-03-09 |
| 76. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
90.90 |
1.0881 |
-0.0438 |
210 |
1 |
90.90 |
2013-10-31 |
| 77. |
I hate nice girls. If they so much as say hello, it stays on... |
90.81 |
0.9955 |
0.0399 |
658 |
1 |
90.81 |
2020-09-27 |
| 78. |
HAL, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission, in... |
90.78 |
0.9587 |
0.0714 |
316 |
1 |
90.78 |
2019-08-11 |
| 79. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
90.65 |
0.9135 |
0.1403 |
393 |
3 |
86.16 |
2019-08-11 |
| 80. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
90.64 |
1.0504 |
-0.0033 |
225 |
1 |
90.64 |
2013-10-20 |
| 81. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
90.47 |
0.9849 |
0.0593 |
337 |
1 |
90.47 |
2013-11-02 |
| 82. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
90.44 |
1.0334 |
0.0087 |
261 |
1 |
90.44 |
2013-03-09 |
| 83. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
90.40 |
0.9957 |
0.0465 |
323 |
2 |
89.08 |
2013-11-01 |
| 84. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
90.28 |
1.0362 |
0.0109 |
437 |
1 |
90.28 |
2013-10-21 |
| 85. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
90.23 |
0.9775 |
0.0759 |
473 |
1 |
90.23 |
2013-10-21 |
| 86. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
90.07 |
1.0135 |
0.0281 |
358 |
1 |
90.07 |
2013-10-21 |
| 87. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
89.82 |
0.9833 |
0.0547 |
387 |
1 |
89.82 |
2013-11-01 |
| 88. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
89.74 |
0.9703 |
0.0707 |
394 |
1 |
89.74 |
2013-11-01 |
| 89. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
89.73 |
1.0476 |
-0.0225 |
110 |
1 |
89.73 |
2013-03-10 |
| 90. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
89.65 |
1.0520 |
-0.0062 |
392 |
1 |
89.65 |
2013-11-01 |
| 91. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
89.49 |
1.0059 |
0.0268 |
283 |
1 |
89.49 |
2013-11-01 |
| 92. |
There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do ... |
89.48 |
0.9459 |
0.0424 |
276 |
1 |
89.48 |
2019-08-10 |
| 93. |
Your political future? Why, I bought it for you. I gave it t... |
89.47 |
0.9573 |
0.0440 |
238 |
1 |
89.47 |
2019-09-01 |
| 94. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
89.42 |
1.0698 |
-0.0319 |
303 |
1 |
89.42 |
2013-10-27 |
| 95. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
89.37 |
0.9980 |
0.0345 |
295 |
1 |
89.37 |
2013-11-01 |
| 96. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
89.35 |
1.0227 |
0.0134 |
378 |
1 |
89.35 |
2013-11-01 |
| 97. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
89.06 |
0.9851 |
0.0466 |
237 |
1 |
89.06 |
2013-10-31 |
| 98. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
88.97 |
1.0461 |
-0.0181 |
318 |
1 |
88.97 |
2013-11-02 |
| 99. |
Some people thought we were at war with the Germans - incorr... |
88.95 |
0.9426 |
0.0624 |
396 |
1 |
88.95 |
2020-09-27 |
| 100. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
88.90 |
1.0139 |
0.0239 |
349 |
1 |
88.90 |
2015-10-03 |
| 101. |
We all have such fateful objects - it may be a recurrent lan... |
88.71 |
0.9502 |
0.0684 |
252 |
1 |
88.71 |
2019-09-24 |
| 102. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
88.70 |
1.0287 |
-0.0070 |
269 |
1 |
88.70 |
2013-10-21 |
| 103. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
88.69 |
1.0399 |
-0.0125 |
257 |
1 |
88.69 |
2014-01-03 |
| 104. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
88.61 |
1.0028 |
0.0178 |
259 |
2 |
86.99 |
2013-10-31 |
| 105. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
88.56 |
1.0131 |
0.0111 |
245 |
1 |
88.56 |
2013-11-01 |
| 106. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
88.56 |
1.0270 |
-0.0054 |
303 |
1 |
88.56 |
2013-10-21 |
| 107. |
They say, "Find a purpose in your life and live it." But, so... |
88.51 |
1.0207 |
0.0026 |
182 |
1 |
88.51 |
2015-10-03 |
| 108. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
88.34 |
0.9352 |
0.0820 |
194 |
1 |
88.34 |
2013-11-02 |
| 109. |
Summer's going fast, nights growing colder. Children growing... |
88.30 |
0.9261 |
0.0585 |
246 |
1 |
88.30 |
2019-08-17 |
| 110. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
88.27 |
1.0351 |
-0.0136 |
276 |
1 |
88.27 |
2014-01-03 |
| 111. |
What was the power that turned the worm into a moth? It was ... |
87.67 |
1.0472 |
-0.0323 |
188 |
1 |
87.67 |
2017-08-06 |
| 112. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
87.59 |
1.0272 |
-0.0195 |
226 |
1 |
87.59 |
2013-03-09 |
| 113. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
87.53 |
1.0301 |
-0.0224 |
268 |
1 |
87.53 |
2013-03-09 |
| 114. |
At the doorway on my heart all the leaves are falling down, ... |
87.24 |
1.0674 |
-0.0606 |
225 |
1 |
87.24 |
2019-08-10 |
| 115. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
87.22 |
0.9269 |
0.0863 |
269 |
2 |
86.90 |
2013-11-01 |
| 116. |
I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... |
87.20 |
1.0211 |
-0.0167 |
216 |
1 |
87.20 |
2017-08-06 |
| 117. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
87.16 |
1.0590 |
-0.0553 |
250 |
1 |
87.16 |
2014-01-03 |
| 118. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
86.53 |
0.9719 |
0.0326 |
383 |
2 |
84.33 |
2013-11-01 |
| 119. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
86.46 |
0.9503 |
0.0398 |
211 |
1 |
86.46 |
2013-11-01 |
| 120. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
86.43 |
1.0493 |
-0.0461 |
264 |
1 |
86.43 |
2013-11-01 |
| 121. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
86.15 |
0.9918 |
0.0083 |
400 |
1 |
86.15 |
2013-10-31 |
| 122. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
85.98 |
0.9422 |
0.0437 |
190 |
2 |
83.64 |
2013-11-02 |
| 123. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
85.94 |
1.0288 |
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2013-10-20 |
| 124. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
85.91 |
0.9810 |
0.0140 |
362 |
1 |
85.91 |
2013-11-01 |
| 125. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
85.87 |
0.9346 |
0.0524 |
211 |
1 |
85.87 |
2013-11-01 |
| 126. |
Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... |
85.64 |
0.9657 |
0.0327 |
424 |
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85.64 |
2019-08-11 |
| 127. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
85.54 |
1.0736 |
-0.0852 |
350 |
1 |
85.54 |
2013-03-09 |
| 128. |
Doing repairs on the outside of a rocket in mid-air is a tic... |
85.43 |
0.9456 |
0.0107 |
345 |
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2019-08-11 |
| 129. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
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1.0315 |
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193 |
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85.41 |
2014-01-03 |
| 130. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
85.39 |
0.9931 |
0.0035 |
381 |
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85.39 |
2013-03-10 |
| 131. |
His sympathy made tears spring to Lina's eyes. Doon looked s... |
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0.9687 |
0.0003 |
456 |
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85.20 |
2019-08-10 |
| 132. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
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1.0304 |
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256 |
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85.14 |
2013-03-09 |
| 133. |
Once upon a time, at the foot of a great mountain, there was... |
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0.9738 |
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2019-08-24 |
| 134. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
85.07 |
0.9989 |
-0.0111 |
282 |
1 |
85.07 |
2013-11-01 |
| 135. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
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0.9839 |
-0.0045 |
196 |
1 |
85.03 |
2013-11-02 |
| 136. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
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0.9338 |
0.0562 |
326 |
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85.03 |
2016-12-28 |
| 137. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
84.97 |
0.9880 |
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199 |
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84.97 |
2013-11-01 |
| 138. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
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0.9494 |
0.0411 |
397 |
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84.84 |
2015-10-03 |
| 139. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
84.79 |
0.9780 |
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173 |
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84.79 |
2013-10-21 |
| 140. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
84.64 |
1.0462 |
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340 |
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82.72 |
2014-01-03 |
| 141. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
84.63 |
1.0243 |
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153 |
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84.63 |
2013-11-01 |
| 142. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
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0.9925 |
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155 |
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84.44 |
2013-03-09 |
| 143. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
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0.9536 |
0.0268 |
311 |
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84.33 |
2013-11-02 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
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0.9762 |
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249 |
1 |
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2013-10-31 |
| 145. |
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my ... |
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1.0383 |
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378 |
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83.89 |
2019-09-01 |
| 146. |
Antoon used to import paint cans. That's simply too expensiv... |
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1.0025 |
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260 |
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2019-08-17 |
| 147. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
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1.0060 |
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244 |
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2013-11-01 |
| 148. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
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0.8666 |
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2019-08-11 |
| 149. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
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1.0195 |
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239 |
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2013-11-01 |
| 150. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
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1.0464 |
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83.55 |
2013-11-02 |
| 151. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
83.48 |
0.8830 |
0.0814 |
300 |
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83.48 |
2013-11-02 |
| 152. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
83.33 |
0.9228 |
0.0418 |
305 |
1 |
83.33 |
2013-10-21 |
| 153. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
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1.0178 |
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207 |
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83.32 |
2013-10-27 |
| 154. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
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1.1198 |
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247 |
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83.17 |
2013-03-09 |
| 155. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
83.06 |
0.9603 |
0.0022 |
430 |
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83.06 |
2016-12-28 |
| 156. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
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0.9183 |
0.0355 |
252 |
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2013-03-09 |
| 157. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
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0.0195 |
419 |
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2013-10-31 |
| 158. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
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0.9935 |
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217 |
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2013-11-01 |
| 159. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
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1.0350 |
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416 |
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82.58 |
2013-03-09 |
| 160. |
And if you went to war again, who would it be against? Your ... |
82.56 |
0.9474 |
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582 |
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82.56 |
2019-08-11 |
| 161. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
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0.9765 |
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269 |
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2013-11-01 |
| 162. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
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0.9932 |
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2013-11-01 |
| 163. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
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2013-10-31 |
| 164. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
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0.0052 |
310 |
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2013-03-09 |
| 165. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
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2013-11-02 |
| 166. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
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1.0507 |
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2013-10-27 |
| 167. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
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0.0244 |
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2013-10-21 |
| 168. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
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1.0165 |
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81.49 |
2013-10-27 |
| 169. |
Despair comes slowly, crawling its way up inside you until i... |
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81.42 |
2015-10-03 |
| 170. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
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422 |
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2014-01-03 |
| 171. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
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1.0492 |
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2013-03-09 |
| 172. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
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0.0272 |
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2015-10-03 |
| 173. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
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2013-11-02 |
| 174. |
Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first pe... |
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2019-09-01 |
| 175. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
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0.0862 |
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2013-11-02 |
| 176. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
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2015-10-03 |
| 177. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
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2013-10-20 |
| 178. |
Sutler can no longer trust you, can he, Mr. Creedy? And we b... |
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2019-09-24 |
| 179. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
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1.0665 |
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2013-03-09 |
| 180. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
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2013-03-09 |
| 181. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 182. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 183. |
He was smiling... That's right. You know, that, that Luke sm... |
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2019-08-10 |
| 184. |
Bell ducked under it. Ellis' balled knuckles burned across h... |
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2019-09-24 |
| 185. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
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2013-03-10 |
| 186. |
We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're ab... |
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2019-08-10 |
| 187. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
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2014-01-03 |
| 188. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
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2019-08-10 |
| 189. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
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2013-03-13 |
| 190. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 191. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 192. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
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2013-10-21 |
| 193. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
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0.0239 |
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2013-11-01 |
| 194. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 195. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
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2013-11-01 |
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It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
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2013-03-10 |
| 197. |
Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... |
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2020-09-27 |
| 198. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
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2013-03-09 |
| 199. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 200. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
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2013-03-13 |
| 201. |
When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and ... |
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2020-09-27 |
| 202. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 203. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 204. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
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0.9523 |
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2013-11-01 |
| 205. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
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317 |
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2013-10-27 |
| 206. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
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0.9632 |
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76.77 |
2013-03-13 |
| 207. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
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2013-11-01 |
| 208. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
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0.9783 |
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2015-10-03 |
| 209. |
"Look, you hassle me, you see what happens," Tyrone makes to... |
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0.0518 |
468 |
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2019-09-01 |
| 210. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
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2013-10-27 |
| 211. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
75.72 |
0.9931 |
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2013-03-09 |
| 212. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
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2013-11-01 |
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According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
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2013-10-20 |
| 214. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
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2014-01-03 |
| 215. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
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225 |
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2013-03-10 |
| 216. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
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2013-10-27 |
| 217. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
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2013-10-27 |
| 218. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
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2013-10-27 |
| 219. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
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2013-03-09 |
| 220. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
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2013-11-01 |
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A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
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2013-10-20 |
| 222. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
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2013-03-09 |
| 223. |
When the night has come and the land is dark and the moon is... |
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2019-08-11 |
| 224. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
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2013-03-10 |
| 225. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
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2013-10-27 |
| 226. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
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2013-03-10 |
| 227. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
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2013-05-05 |
| 228. |
With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... |
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2013-03-09 |
| 229. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
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2013-10-20 |
| 230. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
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2013-03-10 |
| 231. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
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2013-10-20 |
| 232. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
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2013-03-09 |
| 233. |
Doing quantum electrodynamics calculations a la Feynman pred... |
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2019-08-11 |