| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
144.88 |
1.0476 |
0.3150 |
110 |
9 |
119.81 |
2009-04-22 |
| 2. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
132.97 |
1.0106 |
0.2471 |
302 |
5 |
118.25 |
2009-04-09 |
| 3. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
130.77 |
1.0800 |
0.1508 |
129 |
8 |
111.38 |
2009-04-16 |
| 4. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
129.83 |
1.0638 |
0.1631 |
247 |
6 |
118.90 |
2009-04-02 |
| 5. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
129.21 |
1.0557 |
0.1685 |
289 |
6 |
113.54 |
2009-04-20 |
| 6. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
128.95 |
0.9841 |
0.2331 |
217 |
8 |
110.21 |
2009-04-09 |
| 7. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
127.80 |
1.1198 |
0.0888 |
247 |
2 |
125.63 |
2009-03-27 |
| 8. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
127.51 |
0.9927 |
0.2147 |
276 |
2 |
123.74 |
2009-05-05 |
| 9. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
127.24 |
0.9981 |
0.2052 |
211 |
6 |
105.37 |
2009-04-01 |
| 10. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
125.21 |
1.0576 |
0.1245 |
231 |
5 |
113.47 |
2009-03-25 |
| 11. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
125.19 |
1.0960 |
0.0928 |
315 |
7 |
115.17 |
2009-04-22 |
| 12. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
124.93 |
1.0362 |
0.1524 |
437 |
6 |
106.99 |
2009-04-09 |
| 13. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
124.19 |
1.0777 |
0.0954 |
226 |
4 |
109.17 |
2009-03-19 |
| 14. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
123.99 |
1.0743 |
0.1001 |
297 |
4 |
111.37 |
2009-03-31 |
| 15. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
123.24 |
1.0227 |
0.1496 |
378 |
3 |
106.77 |
2009-03-21 |
| 16. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
122.97 |
1.0607 |
0.1057 |
357 |
3 |
110.03 |
2009-03-25 |
| 17. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
122.75 |
0.9966 |
0.1721 |
377 |
8 |
104.65 |
2009-04-16 |
| 18. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
122.54 |
1.0288 |
0.1260 |
166 |
7 |
109.88 |
2009-04-16 |
| 19. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
122.49 |
1.0800 |
0.0761 |
213 |
4 |
115.15 |
2009-03-23 |
| 20. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
122.30 |
1.0464 |
0.1158 |
294 |
5 |
110.28 |
2009-04-16 |
| 21. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
122.09 |
1.0403 |
0.1132 |
234 |
5 |
110.89 |
2009-03-31 |
| 22. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
121.77 |
1.0479 |
0.1027 |
205 |
6 |
102.07 |
2009-04-01 |
| 23. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
121.77 |
1.0035 |
0.1493 |
310 |
3 |
108.28 |
2009-03-31 |
| 24. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
120.89 |
1.0567 |
0.0868 |
314 |
4 |
112.71 |
2009-04-09 |
| 25. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
120.42 |
1.0270 |
0.1129 |
303 |
5 |
110.09 |
2009-04-23 |
| 26. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
120.09 |
1.0194 |
0.1147 |
224 |
2 |
109.73 |
2009-03-15 |
| 27. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
120.09 |
1.0481 |
0.0804 |
255 |
3 |
109.43 |
2009-03-25 |
| 28. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
119.77 |
1.0865 |
0.0465 |
237 |
4 |
110.75 |
2009-03-15 |
| 29. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
119.67 |
1.0272 |
0.1029 |
226 |
2 |
118.40 |
2009-04-16 |
| 30. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
119.57 |
1.0462 |
0.0881 |
340 |
4 |
115.04 |
2009-04-16 |
| 31. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
119.39 |
1.0414 |
0.0873 |
234 |
7 |
110.31 |
2009-04-09 |
| 32. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
119.13 |
0.9849 |
0.1434 |
337 |
6 |
107.08 |
2009-03-23 |
| 33. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
117.75 |
1.0686 |
0.0489 |
354 |
5 |
108.79 |
2009-03-19 |
| 34. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
117.74 |
1.0234 |
0.0946 |
392 |
7 |
106.10 |
2009-03-22 |
| 35. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
117.72 |
0.9841 |
0.1280 |
263 |
5 |
110.65 |
2009-04-09 |
| 36. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
117.67 |
0.9927 |
0.1172 |
234 |
4 |
103.37 |
2009-03-31 |
| 37. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
117.55 |
1.0341 |
0.0773 |
273 |
3 |
110.15 |
2009-04-06 |
| 38. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
117.51 |
1.0199 |
0.0880 |
225 |
6 |
105.83 |
2009-04-01 |
| 39. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
117.42 |
1.0676 |
0.0478 |
456 |
1 |
117.42 |
2009-03-23 |
| 40. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
117.41 |
1.1070 |
0.0026 |
265 |
2 |
104.55 |
2009-03-21 |
| 41. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
117.35 |
1.0506 |
0.0591 |
259 |
3 |
109.78 |
2009-03-27 |
| 42. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
117.21 |
1.0529 |
0.0585 |
373 |
4 |
111.38 |
2009-04-02 |
| 43. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
116.95 |
1.0279 |
0.0727 |
172 |
4 |
111.69 |
2009-03-23 |
| 44. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
116.94 |
1.0588 |
0.0475 |
281 |
4 |
102.71 |
2009-04-01 |
| 45. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
116.76 |
1.0540 |
0.0455 |
184 |
5 |
101.42 |
2009-03-31 |
| 46. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
116.49 |
1.0418 |
0.0610 |
214 |
7 |
102.17 |
2009-04-09 |
| 47. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
116.14 |
1.0450 |
0.0589 |
358 |
4 |
108.61 |
2009-03-22 |
| 48. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
116.08 |
1.0543 |
0.0405 |
182 |
5 |
106.89 |
2009-03-21 |
| 49. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
115.99 |
1.0197 |
0.0757 |
204 |
5 |
105.41 |
2009-04-09 |
| 50. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
115.86 |
1.0487 |
0.0451 |
253 |
2 |
101.65 |
2009-03-23 |
| 51. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
115.77 |
1.0672 |
0.0267 |
239 |
5 |
103.97 |
2009-03-27 |
| 52. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
115.67 |
1.0498 |
0.0456 |
261 |
3 |
110.28 |
2009-04-16 |
| 53. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
115.60 |
1.0654 |
0.0256 |
247 |
6 |
108.79 |
2009-04-08 |
| 54. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
115.55 |
1.0582 |
0.0317 |
180 |
6 |
103.56 |
2009-04-16 |
| 55. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
115.51 |
0.9787 |
0.1173 |
364 |
3 |
105.95 |
2009-03-27 |
| 56. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
115.40 |
1.0370 |
0.0544 |
262 |
3 |
95.48 |
2009-03-17 |
| 57. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
115.38 |
0.9636 |
0.1264 |
281 |
2 |
105.29 |
2009-03-21 |
| 58. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
115.34 |
1.0125 |
0.0770 |
232 |
4 |
109.57 |
2009-04-09 |
| 59. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
115.15 |
1.0617 |
0.0256 |
171 |
7 |
104.17 |
2009-04-09 |
| 60. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
115.08 |
1.0873 |
-0.0018 |
243 |
6 |
111.54 |
2009-04-09 |
| 61. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
114.97 |
0.9952 |
0.0947 |
220 |
6 |
101.64 |
2009-04-09 |
| 62. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
114.88 |
1.0334 |
0.0526 |
261 |
3 |
107.63 |
2009-03-30 |
| 63. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
114.78 |
1.0669 |
0.0220 |
379 |
3 |
111.26 |
2009-03-30 |
| 64. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
114.64 |
1.0387 |
0.0499 |
333 |
2 |
112.53 |
2009-03-19 |
| 65. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
114.62 |
1.0495 |
0.0342 |
323 |
2 |
114.18 |
2009-03-19 |
| 66. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
114.37 |
1.0101 |
0.0735 |
336 |
4 |
105.30 |
2009-04-08 |
| 67. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
113.92 |
1.0601 |
0.0142 |
256 |
2 |
100.60 |
2009-03-19 |
| 68. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
113.68 |
1.0333 |
0.0368 |
176 |
2 |
101.80 |
2009-04-16 |
| 69. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
113.62 |
1.0867 |
-0.0164 |
171 |
3 |
109.41 |
2009-04-02 |
| 70. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
113.59 |
1.0320 |
0.0484 |
401 |
4 |
104.30 |
2009-03-22 |
| 71. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
113.58 |
1.0250 |
0.0522 |
271 |
2 |
106.13 |
2009-03-19 |
| 72. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
113.27 |
0.9807 |
0.0790 |
129 |
4 |
106.31 |
2009-03-31 |
| 73. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
113.00 |
0.9915 |
0.0764 |
281 |
4 |
101.55 |
2009-03-25 |
| 74. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
113.00 |
0.9948 |
0.0729 |
233 |
3 |
91.45 |
2009-03-11 |
| 75. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
112.45 |
1.0411 |
0.0242 |
341 |
4 |
103.23 |
2009-03-25 |
| 76. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
112.34 |
1.0600 |
0.0028 |
351 |
5 |
104.48 |
2009-04-03 |
| 77. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
112.03 |
1.0135 |
0.0493 |
358 |
3 |
107.02 |
2009-03-15 |
| 78. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
111.24 |
0.9299 |
0.1137 |
168 |
1 |
111.24 |
2009-03-25 |
| 79. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
111.09 |
1.0845 |
-0.0350 |
212 |
5 |
99.33 |
2009-04-02 |
| 80. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
111.07 |
1.0511 |
0.0011 |
252 |
1 |
111.07 |
2009-04-09 |
| 81. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
111.03 |
1.0082 |
0.0368 |
212 |
4 |
104.09 |
2009-04-09 |
| 82. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
110.82 |
0.9762 |
0.0718 |
249 |
2 |
104.34 |
2009-04-08 |
| 83. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
110.21 |
1.0628 |
-0.0186 |
363 |
1 |
110.21 |
2009-03-13 |
| 84. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
110.13 |
1.0132 |
0.0289 |
371 |
3 |
95.28 |
2009-03-25 |
| 85. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
109.99 |
1.0427 |
-0.0017 |
269 |
2 |
107.44 |
2009-03-23 |
| 86. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
109.94 |
0.9810 |
0.0637 |
362 |
3 |
99.43 |
2009-03-05 |
| 87. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
109.91 |
1.0189 |
0.0199 |
290 |
2 |
100.33 |
2009-03-27 |
| 88. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
109.48 |
1.0590 |
-0.0248 |
250 |
2 |
107.18 |
2009-03-22 |
| 89. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
108.99 |
1.0178 |
0.0111 |
207 |
4 |
101.76 |
2009-03-22 |
| 90. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
108.18 |
1.0094 |
0.0136 |
256 |
2 |
104.21 |
2009-03-14 |
| 91. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
108.17 |
1.0426 |
-0.0238 |
131 |
1 |
108.17 |
2009-04-09 |
| 92. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
108.11 |
0.9271 |
0.0947 |
295 |
2 |
105.79 |
2009-03-17 |
| 93. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
107.69 |
0.9833 |
0.0373 |
387 |
2 |
107.40 |
2009-03-25 |
| 94. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
107.60 |
1.0165 |
0.0001 |
316 |
4 |
103.84 |
2009-03-22 |
| 95. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
107.59 |
1.0265 |
-0.0055 |
375 |
1 |
107.59 |
2009-03-13 |
| 96. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
107.51 |
0.9583 |
0.0587 |
237 |
2 |
88.12 |
2009-03-17 |
| 97. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
107.41 |
0.9519 |
0.0676 |
323 |
5 |
97.51 |
2009-03-19 |
| 98. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
107.29 |
1.0521 |
-0.0433 |
197 |
2 |
104.22 |
2009-03-27 |
| 99. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
107.14 |
0.9839 |
0.0289 |
308 |
2 |
95.18 |
2009-03-25 |
| 100. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
107.08 |
0.9957 |
0.0165 |
323 |
3 |
99.69 |
2009-03-19 |
| 101. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
107.05 |
1.0877 |
-0.0789 |
129 |
3 |
101.32 |
2009-03-22 |
| 102. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
106.80 |
1.0419 |
-0.0290 |
341 |
3 |
104.26 |
2009-03-23 |
| 103. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
106.69 |
0.9681 |
0.0462 |
392 |
6 |
94.85 |
2009-03-17 |
| 104. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
106.48 |
1.0682 |
-0.0604 |
266 |
4 |
101.11 |
2009-03-25 |
| 105. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
105.95 |
0.9763 |
0.0249 |
143 |
3 |
98.84 |
2009-04-03 |
| 106. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
105.60 |
1.0543 |
-0.0536 |
360 |
1 |
105.60 |
2009-03-23 |
| 107. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
105.45 |
1.0016 |
-0.0063 |
217 |
1 |
105.45 |
2009-03-13 |
| 108. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
105.27 |
0.9917 |
0.0056 |
317 |
1 |
105.27 |
2009-05-05 |
| 109. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
105.13 |
1.0267 |
-0.0297 |
261 |
2 |
102.61 |
2009-03-14 |
| 110. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
104.89 |
1.1093 |
-0.1233 |
220 |
2 |
103.37 |
2009-03-14 |
| 111. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
104.61 |
0.9680 |
0.0210 |
256 |
3 |
97.16 |
2009-03-30 |
| 112. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
104.51 |
0.9974 |
-0.0133 |
163 |
2 |
94.91 |
2009-03-16 |
| 113. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
104.12 |
1.0432 |
-0.0583 |
276 |
1 |
104.12 |
2009-03-31 |
| 114. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
104.12 |
0.9503 |
0.0273 |
211 |
2 |
102.78 |
2009-03-17 |
| 115. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
104.00 |
0.9727 |
0.0171 |
442 |
4 |
98.60 |
2009-03-22 |
| 116. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
103.95 |
0.9884 |
-0.0032 |
267 |
4 |
96.83 |
2009-03-15 |
| 117. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
103.94 |
1.0472 |
-0.0709 |
149 |
3 |
96.54 |
2009-03-27 |
| 118. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
103.89 |
1.0033 |
-0.0209 |
203 |
3 |
98.65 |
2009-03-30 |
| 119. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
103.81 |
0.9852 |
-0.0045 |
235 |
3 |
95.03 |
2009-03-27 |
| 120. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
103.64 |
1.0059 |
-0.0250 |
283 |
1 |
103.64 |
2009-04-09 |
| 121. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
103.47 |
0.9869 |
-0.0124 |
193 |
3 |
96.84 |
2009-03-17 |
| 122. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
103.44 |
1.0901 |
-0.1103 |
288 |
2 |
101.50 |
2009-03-17 |
| 123. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
103.29 |
1.0287 |
-0.0534 |
269 |
2 |
100.32 |
2009-03-22 |
| 124. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
103.18 |
0.9885 |
-0.0065 |
469 |
4 |
101.26 |
2009-04-09 |
| 125. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
103.16 |
0.9359 |
0.0400 |
355 |
2 |
101.26 |
2009-03-16 |
| 126. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
103.11 |
1.0736 |
-0.0963 |
350 |
1 |
103.11 |
2009-03-16 |
| 127. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
102.90 |
0.9709 |
0.0005 |
264 |
4 |
96.76 |
2009-03-15 |
| 128. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
102.68 |
0.9597 |
0.0111 |
251 |
1 |
102.68 |
2009-03-23 |
| 129. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
102.13 |
0.9719 |
0.0007 |
383 |
3 |
96.14 |
2009-03-16 |
| 130. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
102.10 |
0.9698 |
0.0003 |
389 |
3 |
96.53 |
2009-03-13 |
| 131. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
101.97 |
0.9604 |
0.0013 |
285 |
1 |
101.97 |
2009-03-11 |
| 132. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
101.97 |
0.9909 |
-0.0232 |
334 |
4 |
89.63 |
2009-03-19 |
| 133. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
101.86 |
1.0181 |
-0.0540 |
276 |
2 |
101.27 |
2009-03-23 |
| 134. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
101.62 |
0.9068 |
0.0518 |
212 |
3 |
98.06 |
2009-03-25 |
| 135. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
101.55 |
0.9713 |
-0.0129 |
193 |
2 |
94.32 |
2009-03-30 |
| 136. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
101.40 |
1.0086 |
-0.0545 |
218 |
3 |
95.09 |
2009-03-17 |
| 137. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
101.39 |
0.9765 |
-0.0189 |
269 |
3 |
93.80 |
2009-03-20 |
| 138. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
101.34 |
0.9885 |
-0.0306 |
355 |
3 |
99.63 |
2009-03-21 |
| 139. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
101.31 |
0.9468 |
0.0106 |
318 |
3 |
93.73 |
2009-03-21 |
| 140. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
101.14 |
1.0103 |
-0.0601 |
209 |
1 |
101.14 |
2009-03-21 |
| 141. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
101.06 |
0.9434 |
0.0163 |
367 |
5 |
91.17 |
2009-03-19 |
| 142. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
100.87 |
0.8778 |
0.0774 |
285 |
1 |
100.87 |
2009-03-14 |
| 143. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
100.71 |
0.9740 |
-0.0189 |
371 |
3 |
96.83 |
2009-03-21 |
| 144. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
100.50 |
1.0301 |
-0.0815 |
268 |
2 |
94.20 |
2009-03-19 |
| 145. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
100.50 |
0.9632 |
-0.0121 |
287 |
4 |
89.11 |
2009-03-06 |
| 146. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
99.97 |
0.9866 |
-0.0414 |
308 |
2 |
91.13 |
2009-03-14 |
| 147. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
99.82 |
0.9650 |
-0.0189 |
347 |
1 |
99.82 |
2009-03-22 |
| 148. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
99.74 |
1.0036 |
-0.0600 |
277 |
1 |
99.74 |
2009-03-11 |
| 149. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
99.32 |
1.0466 |
-0.1084 |
230 |
2 |
98.85 |
2009-04-08 |
| 150. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
99.19 |
1.0060 |
-0.0679 |
225 |
3 |
92.80 |
2009-03-20 |
| 151. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
99.18 |
0.9922 |
-0.0543 |
264 |
4 |
95.27 |
2009-03-21 |
| 152. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
99.12 |
1.0253 |
-0.0856 |
337 |
1 |
99.12 |
2009-03-15 |
| 153. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
99.04 |
0.9339 |
0.0079 |
317 |
3 |
90.03 |
2009-03-14 |
| 154. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
99.01 |
1.0095 |
-0.0752 |
211 |
5 |
90.15 |
2009-03-19 |
| 155. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
98.83 |
0.9829 |
-0.0496 |
229 |
3 |
93.88 |
2009-03-17 |
| 156. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
98.26 |
0.9027 |
0.0223 |
189 |
2 |
96.58 |
2009-03-22 |
| 157. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
98.25 |
1.0461 |
-0.1155 |
318 |
2 |
96.61 |
2009-03-21 |
| 158. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
98.18 |
0.9957 |
-0.0639 |
323 |
2 |
97.36 |
2009-03-14 |
| 159. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
97.69 |
0.9836 |
-0.0604 |
289 |
2 |
94.74 |
2009-03-15 |
| 160. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
97.55 |
0.8986 |
0.0282 |
363 |
3 |
87.50 |
2009-03-19 |
| 161. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
97.25 |
0.9265 |
-0.0087 |
254 |
3 |
86.65 |
2009-03-17 |
| 162. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
96.84 |
0.9631 |
-0.0486 |
273 |
1 |
96.84 |
2009-03-12 |
| 163. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
96.79 |
1.0125 |
-0.1028 |
171 |
2 |
88.37 |
2009-03-16 |
| 164. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
96.79 |
1.0130 |
-0.0983 |
288 |
2 |
92.52 |
2009-03-20 |
| 165. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
96.63 |
0.9864 |
-0.0696 |
292 |
2 |
87.54 |
2009-03-05 |
| 166. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
96.24 |
0.9704 |
-0.0611 |
254 |
2 |
96.06 |
2009-03-30 |
| 167. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
96.20 |
0.9594 |
-0.0523 |
258 |
1 |
96.20 |
2009-03-21 |
| 168. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
95.76 |
0.8880 |
0.0169 |
296 |
2 |
90.93 |
2009-03-17 |
| 169. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
95.67 |
1.0042 |
-0.1041 |
168 |
1 |
95.67 |
2009-02-26 |
| 170. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
95.43 |
1.0404 |
-0.1339 |
406 |
1 |
95.43 |
2009-02-26 |
| 171. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
95.23 |
0.9673 |
-0.0637 |
393 |
1 |
95.23 |
2009-03-18 |
| 172. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
94.88 |
1.0561 |
-0.1616 |
227 |
1 |
94.88 |
2009-02-26 |
| 173. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
94.73 |
0.9101 |
-0.0112 |
351 |
2 |
89.96 |
2009-03-17 |
| 174. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
94.43 |
0.9183 |
-0.0253 |
308 |
1 |
94.43 |
2009-03-19 |
| 175. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
94.37 |
0.9603 |
-0.0633 |
430 |
2 |
92.62 |
2009-03-08 |
| 176. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
93.43 |
0.9243 |
-0.0396 |
240 |
3 |
92.88 |
2009-03-14 |
| 177. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
93.31 |
0.9114 |
-0.0224 |
399 |
2 |
85.46 |
2009-03-16 |
| 178. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
92.97 |
0.9658 |
-0.0839 |
308 |
1 |
92.97 |
2009-03-19 |
| 179. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
92.83 |
0.9541 |
-0.0766 |
236 |
2 |
86.55 |
2009-03-14 |
| 180. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
92.74 |
0.9780 |
-0.1082 |
173 |
1 |
92.74 |
2009-03-21 |
| 181. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
92.54 |
1.0028 |
-0.1298 |
259 |
2 |
90.55 |
2009-03-11 |
| 182. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
92.50 |
0.8986 |
-0.0266 |
205 |
2 |
91.14 |
2009-03-17 |
| 183. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
92.49 |
0.9538 |
-0.0803 |
276 |
2 |
85.68 |
2009-03-13 |
| 184. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
91.85 |
0.9402 |
-0.0745 |
310 |
1 |
91.85 |
2009-02-26 |
| 185. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
91.78 |
0.9424 |
-0.0730 |
320 |
3 |
84.53 |
2009-03-21 |
| 186. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
91.68 |
0.9678 |
-0.0976 |
392 |
1 |
91.68 |
2009-03-11 |
| 187. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
91.52 |
0.8437 |
0.0200 |
268 |
1 |
91.52 |
2009-03-03 |
| 188. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
91.09 |
1.0332 |
-0.1735 |
267 |
1 |
91.09 |
2009-03-18 |
| 189. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
90.91 |
1.0351 |
-0.1726 |
276 |
1 |
90.91 |
2009-03-17 |
| 190. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
90.78 |
0.9931 |
-0.1396 |
218 |
4 |
86.43 |
2009-03-19 |
| 191. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
90.69 |
0.8624 |
-0.0106 |
174 |
2 |
90.55 |
2009-03-17 |
| 192. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
90.35 |
0.9644 |
-0.1080 |
398 |
3 |
87.85 |
2009-03-17 |
| 193. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
90.17 |
0.8172 |
0.0301 |
204 |
2 |
80.68 |
2009-03-13 |
| 194. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
89.65 |
0.9143 |
-0.0667 |
300 |
1 |
89.65 |
2009-03-11 |
| 195. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
89.04 |
0.9284 |
-0.0839 |
346 |
2 |
83.40 |
2009-03-17 |
| 196. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
88.85 |
0.9827 |
-0.1428 |
314 |
1 |
88.85 |
2009-03-17 |
| 197. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
88.10 |
0.8993 |
-0.0646 |
366 |
1 |
88.10 |
2009-03-11 |
| 198. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
87.59 |
0.9736 |
-0.1395 |
378 |
1 |
87.59 |
2009-02-26 |
| 199. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
87.59 |
0.8666 |
-0.0421 |
206 |
1 |
87.59 |
2009-03-17 |
| 200. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
87.45 |
0.9933 |
-0.1602 |
450 |
1 |
87.45 |
2009-03-12 |
| 201. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
87.30 |
0.9011 |
-0.0736 |
322 |
2 |
80.22 |
2009-03-11 |
| 202. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
86.81 |
1.0208 |
-0.2013 |
231 |
1 |
86.81 |
2009-02-25 |
| 203. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
86.54 |
0.8656 |
-0.0473 |
242 |
2 |
86.32 |
2009-03-17 |
| 204. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
86.19 |
0.8830 |
-0.0668 |
300 |
1 |
86.19 |
2009-03-06 |
| 205. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
85.77 |
0.9425 |
-0.1321 |
248 |
1 |
85.77 |
2009-03-05 |
| 206. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
85.67 |
1.0372 |
-0.2288 |
249 |
1 |
85.67 |
2009-02-26 |
| 207. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
85.51 |
0.9400 |
-0.1301 |
434 |
1 |
85.51 |
2009-03-03 |
| 208. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
85.50 |
0.9352 |
-0.1291 |
194 |
2 |
80.13 |
2009-03-11 |
| 209. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
85.17 |
0.9108 |
-0.1069 |
235 |
1 |
85.17 |
2009-03-03 |
| 210. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
84.99 |
0.9574 |
-0.1519 |
354 |
1 |
84.99 |
2009-03-05 |
| 211. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
84.69 |
0.9756 |
-0.1768 |
223 |
1 |
84.69 |
2009-02-26 |
| 212. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
83.88 |
0.9451 |
-0.1455 |
419 |
1 |
83.88 |
2009-03-02 |
| 213. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
82.98 |
0.8936 |
-0.1115 |
346 |
1 |
82.98 |
2009-02-26 |
| 214. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
82.03 |
0.9745 |
-0.1983 |
388 |
1 |
82.03 |
2009-02-26 |
| 215. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
80.54 |
0.9392 |
-0.1731 |
360 |
1 |
80.54 |
2009-03-13 |
| 216. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
80.46 |
0.9980 |
-0.2366 |
295 |
1 |
80.46 |
2009-03-05 |
| 217. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
79.60 |
0.9271 |
-0.1736 |
323 |
1 |
79.60 |
2009-03-01 |
| 218. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
79.50 |
0.9135 |
-0.1546 |
393 |
2 |
77.37 |
2009-03-14 |
| 219. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
77.70 |
0.8986 |
-0.1650 |
216 |
1 |
77.70 |
2009-03-03 |
| 220. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
75.28 |
0.9909 |
-0.2764 |
293 |
1 |
75.28 |
2009-03-11 |
| 221. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
72.56 |
0.9136 |
-0.2262 |
348 |
1 |
72.56 |
2009-02-26 |
| 222. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
72.10 |
0.9357 |
-0.2582 |
204 |
1 |
72.10 |
2009-02-26 |