| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
110.56 |
1.0667 |
0.2219 |
308 |
2 |
99.25 |
2015-08-21 |
| 2. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
108.93 |
1.0582 |
0.1980 |
180 |
2 |
98.63 |
2015-09-02 |
| 3. |
They say, "Find a purpose in your life and live it." But, so... |
108.15 |
1.0207 |
0.2322 |
182 |
1 |
108.15 |
2015-06-25 |
| 4. |
So don't be afraid; your heart is in me, and it's racing so ... |
107.98 |
0.9897 |
0.2588 |
150 |
1 |
107.98 |
2015-08-15 |
| 5. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
106.22 |
1.0471 |
0.1929 |
406 |
2 |
96.62 |
2015-08-15 |
| 6. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
105.78 |
1.0883 |
0.1408 |
189 |
2 |
103.75 |
2015-08-28 |
| 7. |
God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... |
105.66 |
1.0067 |
0.2172 |
188 |
1 |
105.66 |
2015-08-24 |
| 8. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
105.07 |
1.0487 |
0.1635 |
253 |
1 |
105.07 |
2015-08-21 |
| 9. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
104.25 |
1.0461 |
0.1636 |
286 |
1 |
104.25 |
2015-06-25 |
| 10. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
104.01 |
0.9807 |
0.2098 |
129 |
1 |
104.01 |
2015-08-24 |
| 11. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
102.84 |
1.0600 |
0.1288 |
351 |
1 |
102.84 |
2015-08-15 |
| 12. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
102.62 |
1.0265 |
0.1631 |
375 |
2 |
85.65 |
2015-08-14 |
| 13. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
102.34 |
0.9598 |
0.2251 |
209 |
1 |
102.34 |
2015-08-14 |
| 14. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
101.68 |
1.0345 |
0.1437 |
206 |
2 |
99.01 |
2015-08-17 |
| 15. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
101.66 |
0.9265 |
0.2472 |
254 |
1 |
101.66 |
2015-08-15 |
| 16. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
101.54 |
0.9927 |
0.1774 |
234 |
3 |
89.47 |
2015-08-15 |
| 17. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read an... |
101.32 |
0.9860 |
0.1893 |
326 |
1 |
101.32 |
2015-08-24 |
| 18. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
101.06 |
0.9957 |
0.1719 |
323 |
2 |
97.30 |
2015-06-25 |
| 19. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
100.96 |
0.9909 |
0.1804 |
293 |
1 |
100.96 |
2015-08-31 |
| 20. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
100.73 |
1.0669 |
0.1003 |
379 |
1 |
100.73 |
2015-08-14 |
| 21. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
99.86 |
0.9046 |
0.2622 |
448 |
1 |
99.86 |
2015-08-21 |
| 22. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
99.58 |
0.9346 |
0.2268 |
471 |
1 |
99.58 |
2015-08-15 |
| 23. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
99.42 |
1.0060 |
0.1435 |
225 |
1 |
99.42 |
2014-10-05 |
| 24. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
99.26 |
1.0351 |
0.1157 |
276 |
2 |
93.46 |
2015-08-25 |
| 25. |
My mom, especially, challenged us on everything. She'd use w... |
99.04 |
1.0283 |
0.1284 |
357 |
1 |
99.04 |
2015-08-19 |
| 26. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
98.89 |
1.1086 |
0.0344 |
233 |
1 |
98.89 |
2015-08-31 |
| 27. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
98.55 |
1.0006 |
0.1381 |
311 |
2 |
96.76 |
2015-08-24 |
| 28. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
98.38 |
1.0665 |
0.0714 |
210 |
4 |
86.55 |
2015-08-14 |
| 29. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
98.28 |
1.0617 |
0.0719 |
171 |
1 |
98.28 |
2015-07-01 |
| 30. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
98.10 |
1.0342 |
0.1023 |
280 |
2 |
95.29 |
2015-06-25 |
| 31. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
97.79 |
1.0121 |
0.1055 |
280 |
1 |
97.79 |
2015-08-14 |
| 32. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
97.57 |
1.0492 |
0.0833 |
284 |
2 |
88.24 |
2015-08-25 |
| 33. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
97.55 |
1.0125 |
0.1096 |
171 |
2 |
91.90 |
2015-08-30 |
| 34. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
97.08 |
0.9927 |
0.1295 |
276 |
1 |
97.08 |
2015-08-15 |
| 35. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
96.83 |
1.0057 |
0.1159 |
382 |
2 |
84.51 |
2015-08-24 |
| 36. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
96.18 |
1.0189 |
0.0916 |
290 |
1 |
96.18 |
2015-06-28 |
| 37. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
96.04 |
1.0865 |
0.0228 |
237 |
1 |
96.04 |
2014-09-23 |
| 38. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
95.91 |
0.9980 |
0.1192 |
341 |
3 |
91.82 |
2015-08-25 |
| 39. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
95.77 |
1.0052 |
0.1126 |
400 |
2 |
87.21 |
2015-08-17 |
| 40. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
95.76 |
0.9989 |
0.1145 |
282 |
2 |
89.96 |
2015-06-25 |
| 41. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
95.74 |
1.0178 |
0.0865 |
207 |
1 |
95.74 |
2014-09-30 |
| 42. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
95.53 |
1.0601 |
0.0403 |
256 |
2 |
92.07 |
2015-08-15 |
| 43. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
95.07 |
0.9885 |
0.1098 |
355 |
1 |
95.07 |
2015-08-15 |
| 44. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
94.31 |
1.0188 |
0.0799 |
316 |
1 |
94.31 |
2015-08-15 |
| 45. |
OK, let me get something straight: this is a journal, not a ... |
94.28 |
1.0000 |
0.0919 |
299 |
1 |
94.28 |
2015-09-02 |
| 46. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
94.15 |
1.0270 |
0.0612 |
303 |
1 |
94.15 |
2014-09-30 |
| 47. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
94.13 |
1.0493 |
0.0449 |
264 |
2 |
87.76 |
2015-08-14 |
| 48. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
94.11 |
1.0131 |
0.0800 |
214 |
1 |
94.11 |
2015-08-24 |
| 49. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
94.05 |
1.0060 |
0.0871 |
244 |
2 |
85.17 |
2014-09-16 |
| 50. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
94.01 |
1.0059 |
0.0812 |
283 |
2 |
91.39 |
2015-08-19 |
| 51. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
93.55 |
0.9561 |
0.1261 |
362 |
1 |
93.55 |
2014-10-11 |
| 52. |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and... |
93.51 |
1.0873 |
-0.0014 |
219 |
1 |
93.51 |
2015-06-28 |
| 53. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
93.47 |
1.0144 |
0.0783 |
356 |
1 |
93.47 |
2015-08-24 |
| 54. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
93.45 |
0.8172 |
0.2579 |
204 |
2 |
83.40 |
2015-08-15 |
| 55. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
93.35 |
1.0026 |
0.0801 |
200 |
2 |
93.23 |
2014-09-30 |
| 56. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
93.24 |
1.0464 |
0.0356 |
294 |
1 |
93.24 |
2015-06-25 |
| 57. |
And when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn ... |
93.11 |
1.0664 |
0.0126 |
389 |
1 |
93.11 |
2015-06-25 |
| 58. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
92.95 |
1.0736 |
0.0026 |
350 |
2 |
85.30 |
2015-08-21 |
| 59. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
92.87 |
0.9931 |
0.0841 |
339 |
1 |
92.87 |
2015-06-25 |
| 60. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
92.65 |
0.9932 |
0.0845 |
281 |
2 |
91.03 |
2015-08-25 |
| 61. |
The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a... |
92.58 |
1.0314 |
0.0305 |
459 |
1 |
92.58 |
2015-08-24 |
| 62. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
92.54 |
1.0334 |
0.0348 |
261 |
1 |
92.54 |
2015-08-14 |
| 63. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
92.41 |
1.0370 |
0.0301 |
262 |
1 |
92.41 |
2015-08-15 |
| 64. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
92.12 |
1.0403 |
0.0220 |
234 |
2 |
84.43 |
2015-06-25 |
| 65. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
91.86 |
0.9820 |
0.0873 |
297 |
1 |
91.86 |
2014-10-20 |
| 66. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
91.77 |
1.0069 |
0.0563 |
242 |
1 |
91.77 |
2014-09-29 |
| 67. |
There is more to color than a swatch in a book, or a pull do... |
91.72 |
0.9591 |
0.1057 |
260 |
1 |
91.72 |
2015-06-25 |
| 68. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
91.60 |
0.9561 |
0.1051 |
291 |
1 |
91.60 |
2014-09-17 |
| 69. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
91.47 |
0.9330 |
0.1351 |
341 |
2 |
90.06 |
2015-08-25 |
| 70. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
91.37 |
1.0197 |
0.0338 |
204 |
3 |
83.09 |
2015-06-25 |
| 71. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
91.25 |
1.0291 |
0.0227 |
240 |
3 |
84.67 |
2014-09-30 |
| 72. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
91.12 |
0.9479 |
0.1062 |
317 |
1 |
91.12 |
2015-06-28 |
| 73. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. Certain artisans were... |
91.03 |
0.9480 |
0.1045 |
297 |
1 |
91.03 |
2014-10-06 |
| 74. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
90.99 |
1.0511 |
0.0015 |
252 |
1 |
90.99 |
2015-06-25 |
| 75. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
90.93 |
0.9377 |
0.1201 |
198 |
2 |
81.48 |
2015-08-25 |
| 76. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
90.91 |
1.0144 |
0.0366 |
162 |
2 |
89.89 |
2015-08-24 |
| 77. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
90.80 |
1.0736 |
-0.0210 |
256 |
3 |
83.46 |
2014-10-19 |
| 78. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
90.27 |
0.8624 |
0.1754 |
174 |
1 |
90.27 |
2015-08-24 |
| 79. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
90.27 |
0.9680 |
0.0746 |
256 |
2 |
90.02 |
2015-07-01 |
| 80. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
90.13 |
0.9851 |
0.0607 |
237 |
1 |
90.13 |
2015-06-25 |
| 81. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
90.10 |
0.9852 |
0.0547 |
235 |
1 |
90.10 |
2015-06-25 |
| 82. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
90.03 |
0.9468 |
0.0927 |
318 |
1 |
90.03 |
2014-09-17 |
| 83. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
89.72 |
0.9841 |
0.0634 |
325 |
2 |
86.72 |
2014-09-30 |
| 84. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
89.69 |
0.9704 |
0.0653 |
254 |
1 |
89.69 |
2015-06-25 |
| 85. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
89.62 |
1.0063 |
0.0335 |
293 |
1 |
89.62 |
2015-08-17 |
| 86. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
89.58 |
1.0476 |
-0.0225 |
110 |
1 |
89.58 |
2014-09-23 |
| 87. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
89.39 |
0.9761 |
0.0607 |
227 |
2 |
87.48 |
2015-06-25 |
| 88. |
Three changes occur while the stacked disk structure equilib... |
89.37 |
0.9324 |
0.1122 |
440 |
1 |
89.37 |
2014-09-15 |
| 89. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
89.27 |
1.0106 |
0.0193 |
302 |
1 |
89.27 |
2015-08-17 |
| 90. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
89.16 |
0.9244 |
0.1104 |
225 |
1 |
89.16 |
2015-08-24 |
| 91. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
89.14 |
1.0755 |
-0.0456 |
243 |
2 |
88.56 |
2014-10-11 |
| 92. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
89.13 |
0.9113 |
0.1243 |
318 |
3 |
83.40 |
2015-08-15 |
| 93. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
89.11 |
1.0197 |
0.0183 |
356 |
1 |
89.11 |
2015-06-25 |
| 94. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
89.02 |
0.9844 |
0.0557 |
351 |
2 |
85.49 |
2014-09-28 |
| 95. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
88.80 |
0.9597 |
0.0659 |
251 |
1 |
88.80 |
2015-06-25 |
| 96. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
88.67 |
1.0272 |
-0.0054 |
226 |
1 |
88.67 |
2014-09-17 |
| 97. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
88.64 |
1.0042 |
0.0155 |
168 |
1 |
88.64 |
2014-09-17 |
| 98. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
88.62 |
0.9425 |
0.0815 |
248 |
1 |
88.62 |
2015-08-31 |
| 99. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
88.59 |
1.0482 |
-0.0122 |
407 |
1 |
88.59 |
2014-09-09 |
| 100. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
88.52 |
1.0419 |
-0.0104 |
323 |
3 |
78.92 |
2014-10-05 |
| 101. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
88.48 |
0.9374 |
0.0870 |
232 |
1 |
88.48 |
2015-06-28 |
| 102. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
88.30 |
1.0507 |
-0.0257 |
253 |
2 |
80.12 |
2014-09-22 |
| 103. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
88.19 |
1.0332 |
-0.0155 |
267 |
2 |
85.05 |
2014-10-05 |
| 104. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
88.09 |
1.0540 |
-0.0418 |
184 |
1 |
88.09 |
2014-10-06 |
| 105. |
To be fair, English is full of booby traps for the unwary fo... |
87.99 |
0.9215 |
0.0957 |
240 |
1 |
87.99 |
2015-06-28 |
| 106. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
87.76 |
1.0230 |
-0.0081 |
200 |
2 |
86.79 |
2015-07-01 |
| 107. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
87.72 |
0.9451 |
0.0757 |
419 |
1 |
87.72 |
2015-08-15 |
| 108. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
87.62 |
0.8856 |
0.1337 |
369 |
1 |
87.62 |
2014-10-04 |
| 109. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
87.59 |
1.0845 |
-0.0743 |
212 |
2 |
84.09 |
2014-09-29 |
| 110. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
87.59 |
1.0018 |
0.0098 |
246 |
1 |
87.59 |
2014-09-18 |
| 111. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
87.50 |
1.1198 |
-0.1105 |
247 |
2 |
86.62 |
2014-10-05 |
| 112. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
87.41 |
0.9833 |
0.0284 |
387 |
2 |
83.59 |
2014-09-17 |
| 113. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
87.35 |
1.0320 |
-0.0174 |
401 |
1 |
87.35 |
2014-09-09 |
| 114. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
87.32 |
1.0682 |
-0.0589 |
266 |
1 |
87.32 |
2014-10-19 |
| 115. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
87.32 |
0.9380 |
0.0687 |
284 |
1 |
87.32 |
2014-10-04 |
| 116. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
87.23 |
1.0472 |
-0.0293 |
397 |
2 |
86.74 |
2014-10-20 |
| 117. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
87.16 |
1.0095 |
-0.0046 |
211 |
2 |
86.38 |
2015-06-25 |
| 118. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
87.04 |
0.9136 |
0.0947 |
348 |
1 |
87.04 |
2014-09-21 |
| 119. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
87.01 |
0.9854 |
0.0205 |
174 |
1 |
87.01 |
2015-08-31 |
| 120. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
86.89 |
1.0103 |
-0.0128 |
209 |
1 |
86.89 |
2014-10-04 |
| 121. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
86.87 |
0.9817 |
0.0267 |
304 |
1 |
86.87 |
2014-10-19 |
| 122. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
86.83 |
1.0283 |
-0.0192 |
272 |
1 |
86.83 |
2014-09-04 |
| 123. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
86.81 |
0.8830 |
0.1218 |
300 |
1 |
86.81 |
2015-08-25 |
| 124. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
86.78 |
0.9183 |
0.0845 |
308 |
2 |
80.99 |
2014-09-16 |
| 125. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
86.67 |
0.9759 |
0.0322 |
325 |
1 |
86.67 |
2015-08-17 |
| 126. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
86.64 |
0.9400 |
0.0629 |
434 |
1 |
86.64 |
2015-08-19 |
| 127. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
86.59 |
0.9650 |
0.0374 |
347 |
1 |
86.59 |
2014-09-22 |
| 128. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
86.46 |
0.9893 |
0.0058 |
222 |
1 |
86.46 |
2014-09-23 |
| 129. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
86.10 |
1.0131 |
-0.0157 |
245 |
1 |
86.10 |
2014-09-17 |
| 130. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
85.95 |
1.0010 |
-0.0048 |
213 |
1 |
85.95 |
2015-06-25 |
| 131. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
85.82 |
0.9716 |
0.0233 |
330 |
1 |
85.82 |
2014-09-18 |
| 132. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
85.76 |
0.8913 |
0.1003 |
201 |
1 |
85.76 |
2014-09-29 |
| 133. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
85.67 |
1.0074 |
-0.0044 |
410 |
1 |
85.67 |
2015-08-15 |
| 134. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
85.58 |
1.0590 |
-0.0721 |
250 |
1 |
85.58 |
2015-08-14 |
| 135. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
85.54 |
0.9673 |
0.0241 |
393 |
1 |
85.54 |
2014-09-18 |
| 136. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
85.51 |
0.9206 |
0.0671 |
317 |
1 |
85.51 |
2015-07-01 |
| 137. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
85.49 |
0.9119 |
0.0793 |
396 |
1 |
85.49 |
2014-09-30 |
| 138. |
How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the ... |
85.41 |
1.0471 |
-0.0687 |
170 |
1 |
85.41 |
2014-10-19 |
| 139. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
85.37 |
1.0346 |
-0.0398 |
326 |
1 |
85.37 |
2014-10-06 |
| 140. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
85.34 |
1.0588 |
-0.0735 |
281 |
1 |
85.34 |
2014-09-09 |
| 141. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
85.34 |
1.0101 |
-0.0231 |
336 |
1 |
85.34 |
2015-08-24 |
| 142. |
In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... |
85.21 |
0.9404 |
0.0528 |
383 |
1 |
85.21 |
2014-10-05 |
| 143. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
85.12 |
1.0195 |
-0.0305 |
239 |
3 |
82.51 |
2014-10-11 |
| 144. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
84.75 |
1.0800 |
-0.1086 |
129 |
1 |
84.75 |
2014-09-30 |
| 145. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
84.60 |
1.0561 |
-0.0814 |
227 |
1 |
84.60 |
2015-08-14 |
| 146. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
84.58 |
0.8986 |
0.0784 |
216 |
1 |
84.58 |
2014-09-22 |
| 147. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
84.47 |
0.9194 |
0.0662 |
360 |
1 |
84.47 |
2014-09-18 |
| 148. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
84.32 |
0.9985 |
-0.0128 |
392 |
1 |
84.32 |
2014-09-29 |
| 149. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
84.27 |
1.0665 |
-0.0995 |
196 |
1 |
84.27 |
2014-09-22 |
| 150. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
84.24 |
1.0267 |
-0.0512 |
261 |
1 |
84.24 |
2014-09-09 |
| 151. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
84.15 |
1.0392 |
-0.0628 |
258 |
1 |
84.15 |
2014-09-22 |
| 152. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
84.14 |
1.0387 |
-0.0632 |
333 |
1 |
84.14 |
2014-09-22 |
| 153. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
84.03 |
1.0411 |
-0.0693 |
341 |
3 |
75.45 |
2014-10-05 |
| 154. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
83.87 |
1.0419 |
-0.0707 |
341 |
2 |
73.39 |
2015-06-25 |
| 155. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
83.82 |
0.9949 |
-0.0170 |
304 |
1 |
83.82 |
2015-06-28 |
| 156. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
83.61 |
0.9727 |
-0.0009 |
442 |
1 |
83.61 |
2014-09-23 |
| 157. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
83.22 |
0.9424 |
0.0207 |
320 |
1 |
83.22 |
2014-09-11 |
| 158. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
83.21 |
0.9530 |
0.0207 |
445 |
1 |
83.21 |
2014-10-06 |
| 159. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
83.13 |
0.9606 |
0.0030 |
203 |
2 |
78.78 |
2014-09-30 |
| 160. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
83.09 |
0.9736 |
-0.0074 |
378 |
1 |
83.09 |
2015-06-25 |
| 161. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
83.06 |
1.0432 |
-0.0839 |
276 |
2 |
79.82 |
2014-09-18 |
| 162. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
82.90 |
0.9980 |
-0.0389 |
295 |
1 |
82.90 |
2014-09-22 |
| 163. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
82.84 |
0.9541 |
0.0027 |
236 |
1 |
82.84 |
2014-09-14 |
| 164. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
82.57 |
0.8974 |
0.0675 |
365 |
2 |
79.02 |
2014-10-05 |
| 165. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
82.48 |
1.0412 |
-0.0842 |
205 |
1 |
82.48 |
2014-09-11 |
| 166. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
82.44 |
0.9678 |
-0.0120 |
392 |
2 |
82.17 |
2014-09-30 |
| 167. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
82.31 |
0.9841 |
-0.0357 |
263 |
1 |
82.31 |
2014-09-16 |
| 168. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
82.31 |
1.0698 |
-0.1129 |
303 |
1 |
82.31 |
2014-09-23 |
| 169. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
82.29 |
0.9570 |
-0.0105 |
100 |
1 |
82.29 |
2015-08-28 |
| 170. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
82.27 |
1.0498 |
-0.0991 |
261 |
2 |
80.63 |
2014-10-20 |
| 171. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
82.22 |
0.9271 |
0.0215 |
295 |
1 |
82.22 |
2015-06-25 |
| 172. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
81.90 |
0.9880 |
-0.0470 |
199 |
2 |
77.26 |
2014-09-21 |
| 173. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
81.88 |
0.9762 |
-0.0312 |
249 |
1 |
81.88 |
2015-06-25 |
| 174. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
81.77 |
0.9884 |
-0.0422 |
267 |
1 |
81.77 |
2014-09-14 |
| 175. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
81.60 |
0.9523 |
0.0011 |
576 |
1 |
81.60 |
2014-10-04 |
| 176. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
81.36 |
1.1062 |
-0.1652 |
200 |
1 |
81.36 |
2014-08-30 |
| 177. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
81.25 |
0.9869 |
-0.0528 |
193 |
4 |
79.41 |
2014-10-19 |
| 178. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
81.07 |
1.0165 |
-0.0817 |
316 |
1 |
81.07 |
2014-09-06 |
| 179. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
81.00 |
1.0399 |
-0.1002 |
257 |
1 |
81.00 |
2015-06-28 |
| 180. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
81.00 |
0.9797 |
-0.0407 |
269 |
2 |
74.90 |
2014-09-14 |
| 181. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
80.96 |
0.9974 |
-0.0670 |
163 |
1 |
80.96 |
2014-09-09 |
| 182. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
80.88 |
1.0362 |
-0.0965 |
437 |
1 |
80.88 |
2014-09-30 |
| 183. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
80.84 |
0.9809 |
-0.0519 |
209 |
1 |
80.84 |
2014-10-19 |
| 184. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
80.82 |
0.9857 |
-0.0471 |
268 |
1 |
80.82 |
2014-09-08 |
| 185. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
80.80 |
0.9928 |
-0.0609 |
293 |
1 |
80.80 |
2014-09-18 |
| 186. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
80.19 |
0.9824 |
-0.0440 |
352 |
2 |
79.52 |
2014-09-17 |
| 187. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
80.13 |
1.0035 |
-0.0782 |
310 |
1 |
80.13 |
2014-09-23 |
| 188. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
80.02 |
0.9842 |
-0.0586 |
335 |
1 |
80.02 |
2014-09-22 |
| 189. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
79.95 |
0.9403 |
-0.0090 |
307 |
1 |
79.95 |
2014-10-19 |
| 190. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
79.86 |
0.9804 |
-0.0587 |
227 |
2 |
77.45 |
2014-09-29 |
| 191. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
79.53 |
0.9976 |
-0.0834 |
212 |
1 |
79.53 |
2014-09-14 |
| 192. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
79.06 |
0.9947 |
-0.0728 |
346 |
2 |
78.79 |
2014-09-29 |
| 193. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
78.96 |
1.0404 |
-0.1244 |
406 |
1 |
78.96 |
2014-09-04 |
| 194. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
78.71 |
0.9338 |
-0.0157 |
326 |
1 |
78.71 |
2014-09-23 |
| 195. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
78.62 |
0.9926 |
-0.0743 |
413 |
1 |
78.62 |
2014-09-29 |
| 196. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
78.61 |
1.0094 |
-0.1023 |
256 |
1 |
78.61 |
2014-09-09 |
| 197. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
78.43 |
0.9836 |
-0.0786 |
289 |
2 |
77.60 |
2014-09-23 |
| 198. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
78.23 |
0.9933 |
-0.0833 |
450 |
1 |
78.23 |
2014-09-30 |
| 199. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
77.38 |
0.9108 |
-0.0182 |
235 |
2 |
73.95 |
2014-09-30 |
| 200. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
77.34 |
0.9737 |
-0.0787 |
237 |
1 |
77.34 |
2014-09-30 |
| 201. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
77.29 |
0.9299 |
-0.0466 |
168 |
1 |
77.29 |
2014-09-23 |
| 202. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
77.27 |
0.9745 |
-0.0809 |
388 |
1 |
77.27 |
2014-09-28 |
| 203. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
77.21 |
0.8986 |
-0.0028 |
363 |
1 |
77.21 |
2014-09-29 |
| 204. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
77.15 |
0.9143 |
-0.0232 |
300 |
1 |
77.15 |
2014-09-04 |
| 205. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
77.00 |
0.9931 |
-0.0924 |
381 |
1 |
77.00 |
2014-09-14 |
| 206. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
76.83 |
0.9354 |
-0.0380 |
384 |
1 |
76.83 |
2014-09-23 |
| 207. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
76.68 |
0.8984 |
-0.0059 |
267 |
1 |
76.68 |
2014-09-23 |
| 208. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
76.61 |
1.0016 |
-0.1194 |
217 |
1 |
76.61 |
2014-09-14 |
| 209. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
76.37 |
0.9948 |
-0.1149 |
233 |
1 |
76.37 |
2014-08-30 |
| 210. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
76.24 |
0.9740 |
-0.0912 |
371 |
1 |
76.24 |
2014-09-14 |
| 211. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
76.17 |
0.9162 |
-0.0363 |
401 |
1 |
76.17 |
2014-09-21 |
| 212. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
75.92 |
0.9963 |
-0.1229 |
274 |
1 |
75.92 |
2014-09-18 |
| 213. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
75.81 |
0.9068 |
-0.0342 |
212 |
1 |
75.81 |
2014-09-18 |
| 214. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
75.81 |
0.9749 |
-0.0913 |
337 |
1 |
75.81 |
2014-09-01 |
| 215. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
75.60 |
0.9673 |
-0.0930 |
292 |
1 |
75.60 |
2014-10-19 |
| 216. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
75.17 |
1.0333 |
-0.1713 |
176 |
1 |
75.17 |
2014-09-08 |
| 217. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
74.79 |
0.9756 |
-0.1137 |
223 |
1 |
74.79 |
2014-09-04 |
| 218. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
74.37 |
1.0836 |
-0.2224 |
206 |
1 |
74.37 |
2014-09-16 |
| 219. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
74.14 |
0.9637 |
-0.0965 |
342 |
1 |
74.14 |
2014-08-27 |
| 220. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
73.52 |
1.0301 |
-0.1835 |
268 |
1 |
73.52 |
2014-09-17 |
| 221. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
73.28 |
0.9706 |
-0.1138 |
353 |
1 |
73.28 |
2014-09-04 |
| 222. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
73.07 |
1.0130 |
-0.1702 |
288 |
1 |
73.07 |
2014-09-06 |
| 223. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
72.39 |
0.9719 |
-0.1299 |
383 |
1 |
72.39 |
2014-09-09 |
| 224. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
72.39 |
0.9519 |
-0.1132 |
323 |
1 |
72.39 |
2014-10-05 |
| 225. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
72.22 |
0.9841 |
-0.1546 |
217 |
1 |
72.22 |
2014-09-11 |
| 226. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
72.21 |
0.9583 |
-0.1251 |
237 |
1 |
72.21 |
2014-09-22 |
| 227. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
71.94 |
0.9157 |
-0.0736 |
353 |
1 |
71.94 |
2014-09-14 |
| 228. |
For centuries, human society has taken the gifts of nature f... |
71.81 |
1.0060 |
-0.1766 |
260 |
1 |
71.81 |
2014-09-02 |
| 229. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
71.36 |
0.9368 |
-0.1205 |
176 |
1 |
71.36 |
2014-09-08 |
| 230. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
71.29 |
0.8666 |
-0.0471 |
206 |
1 |
71.29 |
2014-09-23 |
| 231. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
71.25 |
1.0250 |
-0.2006 |
271 |
1 |
71.25 |
2014-09-04 |
| 232. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
71.03 |
1.0792 |
-0.2553 |
251 |
1 |
71.03 |
2014-08-27 |
| 233. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
70.96 |
1.0079 |
-0.1907 |
273 |
1 |
70.96 |
2014-09-23 |
| 234. |
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder ... |
70.86 |
0.9255 |
-0.1104 |
173 |
1 |
70.86 |
2015-06-28 |
| 235. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
70.85 |
0.9402 |
-0.1252 |
310 |
1 |
70.85 |
2014-09-29 |
| 236. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
69.98 |
1.0777 |
-0.2730 |
226 |
2 |
68.67 |
2014-09-01 |
| 237. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
69.06 |
0.8843 |
-0.0768 |
168 |
2 |
66.33 |
2014-10-04 |
| 238. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
68.93 |
1.0501 |
-0.2548 |
263 |
1 |
68.93 |
2014-09-02 |
| 239. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
68.33 |
0.7923 |
-0.0041 |
316 |
1 |
68.33 |
2014-09-18 |
| 240. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
68.32 |
1.0461 |
-0.2564 |
318 |
1 |
68.32 |
2014-09-02 |
| 241. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
67.80 |
1.0390 |
-0.2524 |
260 |
1 |
67.80 |
2014-08-27 |
| 242. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
66.34 |
1.0479 |
-0.2850 |
205 |
1 |
66.34 |
2014-08-27 |
| 243. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
66.09 |
1.0543 |
-0.2918 |
233 |
1 |
66.09 |
2014-08-27 |
| 244. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
65.95 |
0.9726 |
-0.2075 |
396 |
1 |
65.95 |
2014-08-27 |
| 245. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
65.84 |
0.9630 |
-0.1909 |
379 |
1 |
65.84 |
2014-09-17 |
| 246. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
65.19 |
1.0086 |
-0.2618 |
218 |
1 |
65.19 |
2014-08-27 |
| 247. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
62.05 |
0.9829 |
-0.2690 |
229 |
1 |
62.05 |
2014-08-27 |
| 248. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
60.21 |
1.0225 |
-0.3370 |
152 |
1 |
60.21 |
2014-08-27 |
| 249. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
59.15 |
0.9981 |
-0.3180 |
211 |
1 |
59.15 |
2014-08-27 |