| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
40.61 |
1.0800 |
0.2587 |
129 |
1 |
40.61 |
2009-10-30 |
| 2. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
40.43 |
0.9286 |
0.4129 |
177 |
1 |
40.43 |
2009-12-11 |
| 3. |
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, she... |
39.24 |
0.9264 |
0.3749 |
177 |
1 |
39.24 |
2009-11-11 |
| 4. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
38.81 |
0.9275 |
0.3636 |
243 |
1 |
38.81 |
2009-10-30 |
| 5. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
36.79 |
1.0540 |
0.1597 |
184 |
3 |
33.27 |
2009-11-24 |
| 6. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
36.68 |
0.8375 |
0.3764 |
203 |
1 |
36.68 |
2009-11-20 |
| 7. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
35.30 |
0.9927 |
0.1783 |
262 |
1 |
35.30 |
2009-10-30 |
| 8. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
34.08 |
1.0777 |
0.0485 |
226 |
1 |
34.08 |
2009-11-20 |
| 9. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
33.53 |
0.8964 |
0.2108 |
199 |
1 |
33.53 |
2009-12-09 |
| 10. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
33.19 |
0.9839 |
0.1146 |
308 |
1 |
33.19 |
2009-11-03 |
| 11. |
Question marks and exclamation points go inside quotation ma... |
32.83 |
0.8469 |
0.2396 |
164 |
2 |
31.37 |
2009-12-14 |
| 12. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
32.77 |
1.0521 |
0.0271 |
197 |
1 |
32.77 |
2009-12-09 |
| 13. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
32.14 |
0.9829 |
0.0800 |
229 |
1 |
32.14 |
2009-11-03 |
| 14. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
31.97 |
0.9890 |
0.0730 |
272 |
1 |
31.97 |
2009-12-09 |
| 15. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
31.89 |
1.0672 |
-0.0130 |
239 |
1 |
31.89 |
2009-12-10 |
| 16. |
I know what "exacerbate" means. There is not a word or a sen... |
31.73 |
0.8646 |
0.1821 |
110 |
2 |
28.87 |
2009-11-24 |
| 17. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
31.67 |
1.0016 |
0.0450 |
217 |
1 |
31.67 |
2009-11-20 |
| 18. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
31.56 |
0.9541 |
0.0910 |
236 |
1 |
31.56 |
2009-12-09 |
| 19. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
30.99 |
0.9583 |
0.0676 |
237 |
2 |
29.53 |
2009-12-11 |
| 20. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
30.75 |
0.9166 |
0.1036 |
133 |
1 |
30.75 |
2009-11-20 |
| 21. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
29.96 |
1.0279 |
-0.0423 |
172 |
1 |
29.96 |
2009-12-14 |
| 22. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
29.94 |
1.0199 |
-0.0331 |
225 |
1 |
29.94 |
2009-11-12 |
| 23. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
29.88 |
0.8863 |
0.0989 |
127 |
1 |
29.88 |
2009-12-08 |
| 24. |
The alternative to binge travel entails relocating to one pl... |
29.64 |
0.8811 |
0.0949 |
201 |
1 |
29.64 |
2009-12-14 |
| 25. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
29.62 |
0.9285 |
0.0498 |
244 |
1 |
29.62 |
2009-10-30 |
| 26. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
29.59 |
0.8986 |
0.0786 |
205 |
1 |
29.59 |
2009-10-30 |
| 27. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
29.56 |
0.8161 |
0.1644 |
109 |
1 |
29.56 |
2009-11-03 |
| 28. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
29.22 |
1.0101 |
-0.0420 |
336 |
1 |
29.22 |
2009-10-30 |
| 29. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
29.18 |
0.9503 |
0.0084 |
211 |
1 |
29.18 |
2009-11-20 |
| 30. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
28.77 |
0.8830 |
0.0709 |
300 |
1 |
28.77 |
2009-11-13 |
| 31. |
The garbage chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible s... |
28.55 |
0.7384 |
0.2025 |
106 |
2 |
26.06 |
2009-12-08 |
| 32. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
28.49 |
0.9621 |
-0.0225 |
201 |
1 |
28.49 |
2009-11-24 |
| 33. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
28.46 |
0.8474 |
0.0945 |
265 |
1 |
28.46 |
2009-11-11 |
| 34. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
28.45 |
0.8988 |
0.0424 |
216 |
1 |
28.45 |
2009-10-29 |
| 35. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
28.41 |
1.0881 |
-0.1524 |
210 |
1 |
28.41 |
2009-11-03 |
| 36. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
28.36 |
0.8986 |
0.0398 |
216 |
1 |
28.36 |
2009-10-30 |
| 37. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
28.12 |
0.9001 |
0.0304 |
217 |
1 |
28.12 |
2009-12-08 |
| 38. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
28.06 |
1.0472 |
-0.1253 |
149 |
1 |
28.06 |
2009-12-11 |
| 39. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
27.72 |
0.9594 |
-0.0444 |
258 |
1 |
27.72 |
2009-11-03 |
| 40. |
Jay earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength... |
27.70 |
0.8175 |
0.0998 |
181 |
1 |
27.70 |
2009-12-08 |
| 41. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
27.48 |
0.9713 |
-0.0640 |
193 |
1 |
27.48 |
2009-11-13 |
| 42. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
27.43 |
0.9757 |
-0.0718 |
176 |
1 |
27.43 |
2009-12-14 |
| 43. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
27.15 |
0.8305 |
0.0630 |
162 |
1 |
27.15 |
2009-11-20 |
| 44. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
26.86 |
0.8742 |
0.0185 |
202 |
1 |
26.86 |
2009-11-20 |
| 45. |
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races... |
26.73 |
0.7987 |
0.0843 |
176 |
1 |
26.73 |
2009-12-08 |
| 46. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
26.18 |
0.8551 |
0.0104 |
150 |
1 |
26.18 |
2009-11-24 |
| 47. |
That Qwerty survived significant challenges early in the his... |
25.99 |
0.7966 |
0.0686 |
184 |
1 |
25.99 |
2009-12-10 |
| 48. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
24.77 |
0.8053 |
0.0115 |
126 |
1 |
24.77 |
2009-12-14 |
| 49. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
24.19 |
0.8624 |
-0.0679 |
174 |
1 |
24.19 |
2009-12-14 |
| 50. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
23.65 |
0.7988 |
-0.0194 |
134 |
1 |
23.65 |
2009-12-14 |
| 51. |
Whether you use a PC, laptop, or typewriter - typing is an i... |
23.35 |
0.7425 |
0.0303 |
148 |
1 |
23.35 |
2009-12-14 |
| 52. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
23.25 |
0.9791 |
-0.2175 |
154 |
1 |
23.25 |
2009-11-03 |
| 53. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
20.60 |
0.8077 |
-0.1280 |
148 |
1 |
20.60 |
2009-12-08 |