Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
50.45 |
1.0540 |
0.2898 |
184 |
2 |
43.97 |
2009-11-04 |
2. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
48.23 |
1.0511 |
0.2399 |
252 |
1 |
48.23 |
2009-11-04 |
3. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
46.42 |
1.0279 |
0.2069 |
172 |
2 |
41.24 |
2009-10-26 |
4. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
46.21 |
1.0112 |
0.2227 |
242 |
1 |
46.21 |
2009-10-23 |
5. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
45.24 |
0.9709 |
0.2367 |
264 |
4 |
40.17 |
2009-11-04 |
6. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
44.94 |
1.0777 |
0.1210 |
226 |
1 |
44.94 |
2009-11-04 |
7. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
44.36 |
0.9213 |
0.2617 |
165 |
4 |
35.81 |
2009-11-04 |
8. |
Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many ... |
44.34 |
0.9252 |
0.2601 |
148 |
1 |
44.34 |
2009-10-24 |
9. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
44.31 |
0.8553 |
0.3319 |
145 |
2 |
43.01 |
2009-10-27 |
10. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
44.17 |
0.9275 |
0.2578 |
243 |
1 |
44.17 |
2009-11-04 |
11. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
44.00 |
0.9757 |
0.1965 |
176 |
1 |
44.00 |
2009-10-23 |
12. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
43.78 |
0.8958 |
0.2703 |
188 |
2 |
39.71 |
2009-11-04 |
13. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
43.62 |
1.0509 |
0.1219 |
295 |
2 |
39.75 |
2009-11-04 |
14. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
43.41 |
1.0132 |
0.1471 |
371 |
4 |
39.09 |
2009-11-05 |
15. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
43.32 |
0.9680 |
0.1894 |
256 |
3 |
38.97 |
2009-11-04 |
16. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
42.89 |
0.9685 |
0.1779 |
304 |
1 |
42.89 |
2009-11-04 |
17. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
42.84 |
0.8845 |
0.2612 |
239 |
1 |
42.84 |
2009-10-26 |
18. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
42.77 |
0.9763 |
0.1657 |
283 |
2 |
39.75 |
2009-11-04 |
19. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
42.41 |
1.0086 |
0.1199 |
218 |
5 |
37.76 |
2009-11-04 |
20. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
42.27 |
0.9598 |
0.1715 |
209 |
3 |
40.06 |
2009-11-04 |
21. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
42.22 |
0.9931 |
0.1307 |
218 |
3 |
39.29 |
2009-11-04 |
22. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
42.17 |
0.9780 |
0.1422 |
173 |
1 |
42.17 |
2009-10-24 |
23. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
42.13 |
1.0615 |
0.0608 |
201 |
1 |
42.13 |
2009-10-28 |
24. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
42.12 |
0.9948 |
0.1292 |
233 |
3 |
40.55 |
2009-11-04 |
25. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
42.12 |
1.0800 |
0.0422 |
213 |
1 |
42.12 |
2009-11-04 |
26. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
42.07 |
0.9243 |
0.2015 |
240 |
1 |
42.07 |
2009-11-04 |
27. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
41.98 |
1.0867 |
0.0302 |
171 |
3 |
37.57 |
2009-11-05 |
28. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
41.78 |
1.0131 |
0.1062 |
245 |
2 |
39.70 |
2009-11-04 |
29. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
41.66 |
1.0600 |
0.0530 |
351 |
1 |
41.66 |
2009-11-04 |
30. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
41.60 |
0.9621 |
0.1461 |
201 |
4 |
35.88 |
2009-10-26 |
31. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
41.56 |
0.8827 |
0.2233 |
190 |
1 |
41.56 |
2009-11-04 |
32. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
41.47 |
0.9349 |
0.1753 |
287 |
2 |
41.40 |
2009-11-05 |
33. |
Since the ninja is that being than which nothing sweeter can... |
41.45 |
0.8970 |
0.2107 |
152 |
1 |
41.45 |
2009-10-23 |
34. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
41.34 |
0.9915 |
0.1117 |
281 |
1 |
41.34 |
2009-11-04 |
35. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
41.18 |
1.0403 |
0.0578 |
234 |
2 |
40.64 |
2009-11-04 |
36. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
41.16 |
1.0178 |
0.0798 |
207 |
3 |
34.84 |
2009-11-04 |
37. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
41.08 |
1.0686 |
0.0321 |
354 |
1 |
41.08 |
2009-11-04 |
38. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
41.04 |
1.0865 |
0.0093 |
237 |
1 |
41.04 |
2009-10-23 |
39. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
40.97 |
1.0094 |
0.0849 |
256 |
2 |
34.55 |
2009-10-24 |
40. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
40.84 |
1.0506 |
0.0397 |
259 |
2 |
38.48 |
2009-10-23 |
41. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
40.76 |
1.0069 |
0.0849 |
242 |
2 |
40.72 |
2009-10-29 |
42. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
40.76 |
0.9974 |
0.0872 |
163 |
2 |
39.73 |
2009-10-24 |
43. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
40.62 |
1.0333 |
0.0464 |
176 |
1 |
40.62 |
2009-10-23 |
44. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
40.60 |
0.8815 |
0.2076 |
296 |
2 |
39.33 |
2009-11-04 |
45. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
40.52 |
1.0639 |
0.0193 |
303 |
1 |
40.52 |
2009-10-30 |
46. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
40.48 |
0.9841 |
0.0953 |
263 |
1 |
40.48 |
2009-10-23 |
47. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
40.38 |
0.9346 |
0.1408 |
211 |
1 |
40.38 |
2009-10-23 |
48. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
40.36 |
1.0125 |
0.0638 |
232 |
2 |
37.56 |
2009-10-24 |
49. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
40.23 |
0.9084 |
0.1674 |
271 |
2 |
36.03 |
2009-11-04 |
50. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
40.11 |
1.0208 |
0.0502 |
231 |
2 |
38.55 |
2009-11-04 |
51. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
40.08 |
0.9285 |
0.1400 |
244 |
5 |
37.35 |
2009-11-05 |
52. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
40.06 |
0.9928 |
0.0763 |
293 |
1 |
40.06 |
2009-10-23 |
53. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
40.01 |
1.0272 |
0.0391 |
226 |
1 |
40.01 |
2009-11-04 |
54. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
39.88 |
1.0504 |
0.0164 |
225 |
1 |
39.88 |
2009-11-04 |
55. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
39.85 |
0.9260 |
0.1411 |
348 |
2 |
38.64 |
2009-11-04 |
56. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
39.73 |
0.9394 |
0.1200 |
195 |
3 |
37.43 |
2009-11-04 |
57. |
Now you come to me and you say, "Don Corleone, give me justi... |
39.68 |
0.8127 |
0.2432 |
167 |
1 |
39.68 |
2009-10-23 |
58. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
39.68 |
1.0521 |
0.0018 |
197 |
3 |
36.65 |
2009-11-04 |
59. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
39.48 |
0.9980 |
0.0583 |
295 |
2 |
33.80 |
2009-10-24 |
60. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
39.41 |
1.0165 |
0.0350 |
316 |
1 |
39.41 |
2009-10-24 |
61. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
39.40 |
0.9400 |
0.1146 |
434 |
1 |
39.40 |
2009-10-27 |
62. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
39.28 |
1.0287 |
0.0190 |
269 |
1 |
39.28 |
2009-10-24 |
63. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
39.19 |
1.0881 |
-0.0456 |
210 |
2 |
35.27 |
2009-10-26 |
64. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
39.10 |
0.9927 |
0.0518 |
276 |
2 |
33.42 |
2009-11-04 |
65. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
39.00 |
1.0018 |
0.0398 |
246 |
2 |
38.55 |
2009-10-27 |
66. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
38.96 |
0.9791 |
0.0545 |
154 |
2 |
35.98 |
2009-11-04 |
67. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
38.85 |
1.0341 |
0.0025 |
273 |
2 |
37.49 |
2009-11-04 |
68. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
38.74 |
1.0576 |
-0.0261 |
231 |
1 |
38.74 |
2009-10-23 |
69. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
38.63 |
0.9763 |
0.0545 |
143 |
2 |
33.78 |
2009-11-04 |
70. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
38.59 |
1.0004 |
0.0324 |
373 |
1 |
38.59 |
2009-10-23 |
71. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
38.58 |
0.8986 |
0.1297 |
205 |
3 |
34.81 |
2009-10-24 |
72. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
38.55 |
1.0036 |
0.0266 |
277 |
2 |
36.52 |
2009-10-27 |
73. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
38.19 |
0.9841 |
0.0321 |
217 |
2 |
36.25 |
2009-10-23 |
74. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
38.17 |
0.9286 |
0.0922 |
177 |
2 |
38.14 |
2009-10-27 |
75. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
38.06 |
0.9839 |
0.0319 |
308 |
1 |
38.06 |
2009-10-27 |
76. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
37.93 |
1.0332 |
-0.0213 |
267 |
2 |
36.51 |
2009-10-24 |
77. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
37.75 |
0.9183 |
0.0860 |
252 |
2 |
36.86 |
2009-10-24 |
78. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
37.73 |
1.0291 |
-0.0241 |
240 |
3 |
37.19 |
2009-11-05 |
79. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
37.62 |
1.0082 |
-0.0090 |
212 |
1 |
37.62 |
2009-10-22 |
80. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
37.51 |
1.0006 |
0.0006 |
311 |
2 |
35.17 |
2009-10-24 |
81. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
37.46 |
1.0197 |
-0.0216 |
204 |
1 |
37.46 |
2009-10-26 |
82. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
37.46 |
0.8680 |
0.1270 |
196 |
1 |
37.46 |
2009-10-23 |
83. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
37.43 |
1.0487 |
-0.0518 |
253 |
3 |
35.16 |
2009-11-04 |
84. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
37.39 |
0.9957 |
0.0021 |
323 |
2 |
36.57 |
2009-10-26 |
85. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
37.36 |
0.9310 |
0.0657 |
278 |
1 |
37.36 |
2009-10-23 |
86. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
37.33 |
0.9621 |
0.0367 |
212 |
2 |
37.02 |
2009-11-05 |
87. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, but the orig... |
37.27 |
0.8606 |
0.1341 |
170 |
1 |
37.27 |
2009-10-26 |
88. |
I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got t... |
37.13 |
0.8339 |
0.1566 |
209 |
3 |
34.23 |
2009-10-24 |
89. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
37.00 |
1.0479 |
-0.0620 |
205 |
2 |
36.75 |
2009-11-04 |
90. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
36.99 |
0.8847 |
0.1004 |
282 |
1 |
36.99 |
2009-10-27 |
91. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
36.97 |
1.0607 |
-0.0712 |
357 |
1 |
36.97 |
2009-11-04 |
92. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
36.88 |
1.0115 |
-0.0324 |
189 |
1 |
36.88 |
2009-10-24 |
93. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
36.66 |
0.9503 |
0.0214 |
211 |
2 |
35.27 |
2009-10-30 |
94. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
36.63 |
1.0181 |
-0.0392 |
276 |
1 |
36.63 |
2009-11-04 |
95. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
36.55 |
0.9991 |
-0.0242 |
339 |
1 |
36.55 |
2009-10-24 |
96. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
36.51 |
1.0199 |
-0.0493 |
225 |
1 |
36.51 |
2009-11-03 |
97. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
36.41 |
1.0495 |
-0.0783 |
323 |
2 |
33.37 |
2009-10-22 |
98. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
36.36 |
0.9500 |
0.0221 |
287 |
1 |
36.36 |
2009-10-23 |
99. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
36.35 |
0.9357 |
0.0322 |
204 |
2 |
31.50 |
2009-10-23 |
100. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
36.14 |
1.0543 |
-0.0932 |
182 |
1 |
36.14 |
2009-11-04 |
101. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
36.12 |
0.9925 |
-0.0328 |
155 |
1 |
36.12 |
2009-11-04 |
102. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
36.00 |
0.9650 |
-0.0016 |
347 |
2 |
35.95 |
2009-11-04 |
103. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
35.82 |
0.9128 |
0.0402 |
237 |
2 |
32.64 |
2009-11-05 |
104. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
35.71 |
1.0268 |
-0.0808 |
179 |
1 |
35.71 |
2009-11-05 |
105. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
35.68 |
0.8911 |
0.0622 |
207 |
1 |
35.68 |
2009-10-30 |
106. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
35.66 |
0.9779 |
-0.0278 |
255 |
1 |
35.66 |
2009-10-23 |
107. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
35.62 |
0.9836 |
-0.0330 |
289 |
1 |
35.62 |
2009-10-23 |
108. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
35.60 |
1.0582 |
-0.1114 |
180 |
1 |
35.60 |
2009-10-23 |
109. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
35.59 |
0.9166 |
0.0357 |
133 |
2 |
35.05 |
2009-10-23 |
110. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
35.46 |
0.8768 |
0.0734 |
199 |
1 |
35.46 |
2009-10-24 |
111. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
35.43 |
1.0529 |
-0.1049 |
373 |
1 |
35.43 |
2009-10-27 |
112. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
35.31 |
0.9425 |
0.0004 |
248 |
1 |
35.31 |
2009-10-28 |
113. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
35.27 |
1.0079 |
-0.0678 |
273 |
1 |
35.27 |
2009-11-04 |
114. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
35.26 |
1.0016 |
-0.0624 |
217 |
1 |
35.26 |
2009-10-23 |
115. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
35.11 |
0.9315 |
0.0071 |
273 |
1 |
35.11 |
2009-10-24 |
116. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
35.09 |
0.9265 |
0.0086 |
254 |
1 |
35.09 |
2009-11-04 |
117. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
35.05 |
0.9010 |
0.0367 |
266 |
2 |
34.67 |
2009-10-23 |
118. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
34.85 |
1.0617 |
-0.1338 |
171 |
1 |
34.85 |
2009-10-26 |
119. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
34.80 |
0.8168 |
0.1096 |
115 |
1 |
34.80 |
2009-10-23 |
120. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
34.77 |
0.9316 |
-0.0019 |
188 |
1 |
34.77 |
2009-11-04 |
121. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
34.74 |
0.7904 |
0.1408 |
149 |
2 |
34.11 |
2009-10-23 |
122. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
34.71 |
0.9384 |
-0.0149 |
296 |
1 |
34.71 |
2009-10-28 |
123. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
34.61 |
0.9108 |
0.0125 |
235 |
2 |
33.25 |
2009-10-26 |
124. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
34.58 |
0.9963 |
-0.0762 |
274 |
1 |
34.58 |
2009-10-23 |
125. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
34.55 |
1.0414 |
-0.1206 |
234 |
2 |
34.21 |
2009-11-04 |
126. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
34.51 |
0.9023 |
0.0170 |
268 |
1 |
34.51 |
2009-10-22 |
127. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
34.49 |
0.9768 |
-0.0554 |
237 |
1 |
34.49 |
2009-10-23 |
128. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
34.44 |
0.8742 |
0.0491 |
202 |
1 |
34.44 |
2009-10-22 |
129. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
34.41 |
0.8172 |
0.0965 |
204 |
1 |
34.41 |
2009-10-28 |
130. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
34.35 |
0.8378 |
0.0812 |
219 |
1 |
34.35 |
2009-11-04 |
131. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
34.30 |
0.8880 |
0.0271 |
296 |
1 |
34.30 |
2009-10-22 |
132. |
Over the past decade, we've seen strong economic growth but ... |
34.27 |
0.8117 |
0.1058 |
209 |
2 |
32.79 |
2009-10-23 |
133. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
34.24 |
0.9713 |
-0.0593 |
193 |
1 |
34.24 |
2009-10-23 |
134. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
34.15 |
0.9927 |
-0.0850 |
234 |
1 |
34.15 |
2009-10-22 |
135. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
34.12 |
1.0567 |
-0.1468 |
314 |
1 |
34.12 |
2009-10-23 |
136. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
33.86 |
0.8778 |
0.0272 |
285 |
1 |
33.86 |
2009-10-27 |
137. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
33.84 |
1.0264 |
-0.1279 |
191 |
1 |
33.84 |
2009-10-28 |
138. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
33.84 |
0.8194 |
0.0824 |
193 |
2 |
33.22 |
2009-10-26 |
139. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
33.83 |
1.0845 |
-0.1832 |
212 |
1 |
33.83 |
2009-11-04 |
140. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
33.78 |
0.8988 |
0.0023 |
216 |
1 |
33.78 |
2009-10-23 |
141. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
33.74 |
0.8913 |
0.0102 |
201 |
1 |
33.74 |
2009-10-22 |
142. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
33.51 |
0.9422 |
-0.0535 |
190 |
1 |
33.51 |
2009-10-23 |
143. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
33.47 |
0.8837 |
0.0083 |
157 |
1 |
33.47 |
2009-10-24 |
144. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
33.46 |
1.0466 |
-0.1545 |
230 |
1 |
33.46 |
2009-10-23 |
145. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
33.24 |
1.0462 |
-0.1566 |
340 |
1 |
33.24 |
2009-10-23 |
146. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
33.19 |
0.9228 |
-0.0331 |
305 |
2 |
32.57 |
2009-10-28 |
147. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
33.16 |
1.0234 |
-0.1349 |
392 |
1 |
33.16 |
2009-10-24 |
148. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
33.08 |
0.8869 |
-0.0070 |
176 |
1 |
33.08 |
2009-10-22 |
149. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
33.04 |
0.9762 |
-0.0950 |
249 |
1 |
33.04 |
2009-10-23 |
150. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
32.88 |
0.7901 |
0.0816 |
154 |
1 |
32.88 |
2009-10-24 |
151. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
32.64 |
0.9541 |
-0.0831 |
236 |
1 |
32.64 |
2009-10-23 |
152. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
32.64 |
0.7923 |
0.0787 |
316 |
2 |
32.11 |
2009-11-04 |
153. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
32.63 |
0.9935 |
-0.1211 |
217 |
2 |
31.80 |
2009-11-04 |
154. |
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, she... |
32.54 |
0.9264 |
-0.0577 |
177 |
1 |
32.54 |
2009-10-26 |
155. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
32.48 |
0.9068 |
-0.0426 |
212 |
2 |
32.02 |
2009-10-24 |
156. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
32.34 |
1.0189 |
-0.1571 |
290 |
2 |
29.68 |
2009-11-04 |
157. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
32.33 |
0.8406 |
0.0186 |
170 |
1 |
32.33 |
2009-11-04 |
158. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
32.32 |
0.9583 |
-0.0960 |
237 |
2 |
31.25 |
2009-10-23 |
159. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
32.17 |
0.8988 |
-0.0418 |
193 |
1 |
32.17 |
2009-10-23 |
160. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
32.13 |
0.8830 |
-0.0238 |
300 |
2 |
30.97 |
2009-10-24 |
161. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
32.09 |
0.8965 |
-0.0403 |
150 |
1 |
32.09 |
2009-10-30 |
162. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
32.05 |
0.9137 |
-0.0571 |
342 |
1 |
32.05 |
2009-10-24 |
163. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
31.61 |
0.9704 |
-0.1276 |
254 |
1 |
31.61 |
2009-10-23 |
164. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
31.35 |
0.9402 |
-0.1063 |
310 |
1 |
31.35 |
2009-10-24 |
165. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
31.13 |
0.9145 |
-0.0811 |
404 |
1 |
31.13 |
2009-10-23 |
166. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
31.07 |
0.9864 |
-0.1543 |
292 |
1 |
31.07 |
2009-10-28 |
167. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
30.87 |
0.8656 |
-0.0415 |
242 |
1 |
30.87 |
2009-10-24 |
168. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
30.87 |
1.0672 |
-0.2455 |
239 |
1 |
30.87 |
2009-10-22 |
169. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
30.74 |
0.9922 |
-0.1722 |
264 |
1 |
30.74 |
2009-10-23 |
170. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
29.51 |
0.9673 |
-0.1787 |
292 |
1 |
29.51 |
2009-10-24 |
171. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
29.43 |
1.0101 |
-0.2241 |
336 |
1 |
29.43 |
2009-10-23 |
172. |
That Qwerty survived significant challenges early in the his... |
29.31 |
0.7966 |
-0.0096 |
184 |
1 |
29.31 |
2009-10-23 |
173. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
28.54 |
0.9380 |
-0.1792 |
284 |
1 |
28.54 |
2009-10-28 |
174. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
28.43 |
0.8624 |
-0.1097 |
174 |
1 |
28.43 |
2009-10-23 |
175. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
27.49 |
0.9807 |
-0.2602 |
129 |
1 |
27.49 |
2009-10-23 |
176. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
26.12 |
0.9597 |
-0.2642 |
251 |
1 |
26.12 |
2009-10-30 |
177. |
The garbage chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible s... |
26.11 |
0.7384 |
-0.0469 |
106 |
1 |
26.11 |
2009-10-24 |