| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
61.67 |
0.9996 |
-0.0152 |
483 |
1 |
61.67 |
2008-10-29 |
| 2. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
64.43 |
0.9885 |
0.0391 |
469 |
3 |
61.41 |
2008-12-08 |
| 3. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
52.75 |
0.8887 |
-0.0402 |
464 |
1 |
52.75 |
2008-12-05 |
| 4. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
57.51 |
1.0676 |
-0.1522 |
456 |
1 |
57.51 |
2008-10-25 |
| 5. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
61.72 |
0.9933 |
-0.0082 |
450 |
1 |
61.72 |
2008-12-08 |
| 6. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
69.12 |
0.9727 |
0.1294 |
442 |
1 |
69.12 |
2008-11-04 |
| 7. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
70.50 |
1.0362 |
0.0877 |
437 |
3 |
67.50 |
2008-12-04 |
| 8. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
59.12 |
0.9400 |
-0.0011 |
434 |
2 |
56.73 |
2009-11-26 |
| 9. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
69.67 |
0.9603 |
0.1494 |
430 |
1 |
69.67 |
2008-12-08 |
| 10. |
Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... |
48.60 |
0.9657 |
-0.1858 |
424 |
1 |
48.60 |
2010-09-15 |
| 11. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
56.44 |
0.9451 |
-0.0438 |
419 |
2 |
52.87 |
2008-12-08 |
| 12. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
63.36 |
1.0404 |
-0.0319 |
406 |
1 |
63.36 |
2008-11-04 |
| 13. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
59.99 |
0.9145 |
0.0391 |
404 |
4 |
55.25 |
2008-12-08 |
| 14. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
51.00 |
0.9162 |
-0.1082 |
401 |
2 |
49.15 |
2008-12-04 |
| 15. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
62.10 |
1.0320 |
-0.0422 |
401 |
1 |
62.10 |
2008-10-30 |
| 16. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
50.22 |
0.9114 |
-0.1097 |
399 |
1 |
50.22 |
2008-12-05 |
| 17. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
62.48 |
0.9494 |
0.0531 |
397 |
1 |
62.48 |
2009-11-26 |
| 18. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
54.42 |
0.9119 |
-0.0462 |
396 |
1 |
54.42 |
2008-11-04 |
| 19. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
72.55 |
0.9726 |
0.1828 |
396 |
2 |
62.70 |
2008-10-29 |
| 20. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
52.98 |
0.9703 |
-0.1255 |
394 |
3 |
48.97 |
2008-10-30 |
| 21. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
60.23 |
0.9673 |
-0.0095 |
393 |
4 |
56.79 |
2008-12-08 |
| 22. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
67.35 |
0.9681 |
0.1046 |
392 |
3 |
62.07 |
2008-12-08 |
| 23. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
58.18 |
0.9678 |
-0.0422 |
392 |
3 |
50.63 |
2008-12-28 |
| 24. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
69.18 |
1.0234 |
0.0772 |
392 |
1 |
69.18 |
2008-12-08 |
| 25. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
55.76 |
0.9698 |
-0.0821 |
389 |
1 |
55.76 |
2008-10-30 |
| 26. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
62.67 |
0.9745 |
0.0205 |
388 |
3 |
59.50 |
2008-11-04 |
| 27. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
63.46 |
0.9833 |
0.0246 |
387 |
3 |
56.67 |
2008-12-08 |
| 28. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
52.01 |
0.9719 |
-0.1419 |
383 |
1 |
52.01 |
2008-12-08 |
| 29. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
68.10 |
1.0057 |
0.0765 |
382 |
1 |
68.10 |
2008-12-08 |
| 30. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
84.09 |
1.0669 |
0.2703 |
379 |
5 |
79.36 |
2008-12-05 |
| 31. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
66.36 |
1.0227 |
0.0350 |
378 |
2 |
65.48 |
2008-12-05 |
| 32. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
61.42 |
0.9966 |
-0.0167 |
377 |
1 |
61.42 |
2008-11-10 |
| 33. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
70.59 |
1.0265 |
0.0964 |
375 |
2 |
65.27 |
2008-10-30 |
| 34. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
75.71 |
1.0529 |
0.1503 |
373 |
3 |
72.61 |
2008-12-08 |
| 35. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
76.09 |
1.0128 |
0.2006 |
369 |
5 |
66.55 |
2008-12-05 |
| 36. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
63.89 |
0.9434 |
0.0732 |
367 |
2 |
56.42 |
2008-10-30 |
| 37. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
51.05 |
0.9787 |
-0.1676 |
364 |
1 |
51.05 |
2009-01-23 |
| 38. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
71.38 |
1.0628 |
0.0712 |
363 |
5 |
65.22 |
2008-11-05 |
| 39. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
57.25 |
0.8986 |
0.0128 |
363 |
3 |
51.39 |
2008-11-04 |
| 40. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
64.16 |
0.9561 |
0.0623 |
362 |
3 |
56.69 |
2008-12-08 |
| 41. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
57.16 |
0.9810 |
-0.0712 |
362 |
4 |
51.27 |
2008-11-04 |
| 42. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
54.59 |
0.9392 |
-0.0691 |
360 |
3 |
52.77 |
2008-10-29 |
| 43. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
74.46 |
1.0543 |
0.1289 |
360 |
1 |
74.46 |
2008-12-04 |
| 44. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
60.37 |
1.0135 |
-0.0541 |
358 |
2 |
56.21 |
2008-10-30 |
| 45. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
66.80 |
1.0607 |
0.0009 |
357 |
5 |
58.66 |
2008-12-27 |
| 46. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
65.89 |
0.9359 |
0.1090 |
355 |
2 |
61.13 |
2008-10-29 |
| 47. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
70.15 |
1.0686 |
0.0470 |
354 |
1 |
70.15 |
2008-12-05 |
| 48. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
43.23 |
0.9101 |
-0.2234 |
351 |
1 |
43.23 |
2008-10-30 |
| 49. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
73.90 |
1.0600 |
0.1123 |
351 |
2 |
68.09 |
2008-11-04 |
| 50. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
76.78 |
1.0736 |
0.1467 |
350 |
3 |
68.81 |
2008-12-05 |
| 51. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
49.66 |
0.9650 |
-0.1768 |
347 |
1 |
49.66 |
2008-12-28 |
| 52. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
48.53 |
0.9284 |
-0.1572 |
346 |
1 |
48.53 |
2008-10-30 |
| 53. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
50.02 |
0.8936 |
-0.1036 |
346 |
1 |
50.02 |
2008-10-12 |
| 54. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
67.77 |
1.0411 |
0.0346 |
341 |
2 |
59.17 |
2008-11-05 |
| 55. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
68.18 |
1.0419 |
0.0419 |
341 |
3 |
58.15 |
2009-01-29 |
| 56. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
71.10 |
1.0462 |
0.0839 |
340 |
2 |
65.47 |
2008-12-08 |
| 57. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
57.82 |
0.9849 |
-0.0683 |
337 |
2 |
55.26 |
2008-12-05 |
| 58. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
62.52 |
1.0253 |
-0.0317 |
337 |
1 |
62.52 |
2010-09-15 |
| 59. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
64.44 |
1.0101 |
0.0126 |
336 |
5 |
58.34 |
2008-12-08 |
| 60. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
61.99 |
0.9909 |
-0.0051 |
334 |
2 |
58.93 |
2008-12-12 |
| 61. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
62.36 |
0.9957 |
-0.0079 |
323 |
3 |
59.38 |
2008-12-04 |
| 62. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
67.70 |
0.9271 |
0.1482 |
323 |
2 |
62.25 |
2008-11-05 |
| 63. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
55.82 |
0.9519 |
-0.0642 |
323 |
3 |
53.43 |
2008-12-08 |
| 64. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
57.07 |
1.0495 |
-0.1463 |
323 |
1 |
57.07 |
2008-10-30 |
| 65. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
62.10 |
0.9957 |
-0.0079 |
323 |
3 |
56.28 |
2008-12-28 |
| 66. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
56.14 |
0.9012 |
-0.0089 |
322 |
3 |
51.28 |
2008-12-28 |
| 67. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
51.22 |
0.9011 |
-0.0876 |
322 |
1 |
51.22 |
2008-11-08 |
| 68. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
54.58 |
1.0461 |
-0.1799 |
318 |
1 |
54.58 |
2008-10-30 |
| 69. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
68.78 |
0.9468 |
0.1434 |
318 |
8 |
61.08 |
2008-12-12 |
| 70. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
50.61 |
0.9479 |
-0.1454 |
317 |
2 |
47.26 |
2008-12-04 |
| 71. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
67.25 |
0.9917 |
0.0762 |
317 |
2 |
67.17 |
2008-11-05 |
| 72. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
41.77 |
0.9339 |
-0.2686 |
317 |
1 |
41.77 |
2008-10-30 |
| 73. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
67.20 |
0.9206 |
0.1452 |
317 |
3 |
60.12 |
2008-12-08 |
| 74. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
66.71 |
1.0165 |
0.0401 |
316 |
3 |
60.76 |
2008-12-05 |
| 75. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
88.14 |
1.0960 |
0.3068 |
315 |
8 |
69.68 |
2008-12-08 |
| 76. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
60.79 |
0.9827 |
-0.0189 |
314 |
3 |
57.76 |
2008-12-04 |
| 77. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
71.26 |
1.0006 |
0.1290 |
311 |
3 |
58.01 |
2008-12-05 |
| 78. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
71.59 |
0.9402 |
0.1929 |
310 |
3 |
58.95 |
2008-12-08 |
| 79. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
51.74 |
0.9183 |
-0.0989 |
308 |
2 |
50.30 |
2008-10-30 |
| 80. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
62.35 |
0.9658 |
0.0256 |
308 |
1 |
62.35 |
2008-12-05 |
| 81. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
69.07 |
0.9866 |
0.1086 |
308 |
4 |
62.02 |
2008-12-05 |
| 82. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
45.38 |
0.9839 |
-0.2669 |
308 |
1 |
45.38 |
2008-10-29 |
| 83. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
54.08 |
0.9403 |
-0.0757 |
307 |
1 |
54.08 |
2010-09-15 |
| 84. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
58.65 |
0.9228 |
0.0103 |
305 |
1 |
58.65 |
2008-11-05 |
| 85. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
60.92 |
1.0270 |
-0.0613 |
303 |
1 |
60.92 |
2008-12-08 |
| 86. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
58.30 |
1.0639 |
-0.1395 |
303 |
3 |
49.96 |
2008-10-29 |
| 87. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
68.46 |
1.0106 |
0.0737 |
302 |
2 |
64.50 |
2008-10-30 |
| 88. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
62.46 |
0.9143 |
0.0762 |
300 |
2 |
59.87 |
2008-10-30 |
| 89. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
60.61 |
0.8830 |
0.0794 |
300 |
3 |
54.67 |
2008-11-04 |
| 90. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
73.39 |
1.0743 |
0.0903 |
297 |
3 |
67.94 |
2008-12-04 |
| 91. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
47.98 |
0.8880 |
-0.1292 |
296 |
1 |
47.98 |
2008-10-29 |
| 92. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
55.79 |
0.9332 |
-0.0486 |
295 |
2 |
53.82 |
2008-12-28 |
| 93. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
61.51 |
0.9271 |
0.0468 |
295 |
3 |
52.68 |
2008-12-08 |
| 94. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
58.79 |
0.9980 |
-0.0648 |
295 |
2 |
55.09 |
2008-11-04 |
| 95. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
62.90 |
1.0464 |
-0.0450 |
294 |
4 |
56.50 |
2008-10-30 |
| 96. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
73.07 |
0.9928 |
0.1653 |
293 |
7 |
64.81 |
2008-12-03 |
| 97. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
59.81 |
0.9673 |
-0.0177 |
292 |
5 |
51.50 |
2008-10-30 |
| 98. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
61.51 |
0.9864 |
-0.0083 |
292 |
2 |
57.19 |
2009-01-23 |
| 99. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
69.17 |
1.0189 |
0.0771 |
290 |
4 |
65.48 |
2008-12-08 |
| 100. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
86.89 |
1.0557 |
0.3245 |
289 |
7 |
67.54 |
2008-12-05 |
| 101. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
68.34 |
0.9836 |
0.0999 |
289 |
5 |
59.84 |
2010-07-22 |
| 102. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
61.93 |
0.9801 |
0.0007 |
289 |
1 |
61.93 |
2008-10-30 |
| 103. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
79.39 |
1.0901 |
0.1713 |
288 |
3 |
69.60 |
2008-10-30 |
| 104. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
65.73 |
1.0130 |
0.0288 |
288 |
3 |
61.88 |
2008-12-08 |
| 105. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
56.97 |
0.9632 |
-0.0602 |
287 |
2 |
51.42 |
2008-11-10 |
| 106. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
47.50 |
0.9500 |
-0.1974 |
287 |
1 |
47.50 |
2008-10-08 |
| 107. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
61.35 |
0.9604 |
0.0093 |
285 |
1 |
61.35 |
2008-12-04 |
| 108. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
57.73 |
0.8778 |
0.0379 |
285 |
4 |
46.17 |
2008-11-05 |
| 109. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
59.17 |
0.9380 |
-0.0023 |
284 |
1 |
59.17 |
2008-10-30 |
| 110. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
53.91 |
1.0059 |
-0.1517 |
283 |
1 |
53.91 |
2008-10-29 |
| 111. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
57.63 |
0.8381 |
0.0781 |
283 |
2 |
54.97 |
2008-10-30 |
| 112. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
65.01 |
0.9636 |
0.0652 |
281 |
3 |
57.86 |
2008-12-08 |
| 113. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
65.13 |
0.9915 |
0.0398 |
281 |
2 |
57.40 |
2008-10-30 |
| 114. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
58.67 |
1.0588 |
-0.1295 |
281 |
1 |
58.67 |
2008-10-08 |
| 115. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
62.23 |
1.0351 |
-0.0454 |
276 |
5 |
59.26 |
2008-10-30 |
| 116. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
57.14 |
0.9927 |
-0.0873 |
276 |
1 |
57.14 |
2008-11-04 |
| 117. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
62.14 |
0.9538 |
0.0304 |
276 |
4 |
57.01 |
2008-11-08 |
| 118. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
65.65 |
1.0181 |
0.0236 |
276 |
2 |
62.12 |
2008-11-10 |
| 119. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
56.69 |
1.0432 |
-0.1452 |
276 |
3 |
54.66 |
2008-12-08 |
| 120. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
51.02 |
1.0079 |
-0.2016 |
273 |
1 |
51.02 |
2008-10-24 |
| 121. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
76.12 |
1.0341 |
0.1726 |
273 |
4 |
69.75 |
2008-12-04 |
| 122. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
68.98 |
0.9315 |
0.1638 |
273 |
3 |
63.00 |
2008-10-30 |
| 123. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
64.43 |
0.9631 |
0.0574 |
273 |
4 |
57.31 |
2008-12-05 |
| 124. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
64.55 |
0.9890 |
0.0378 |
272 |
1 |
64.55 |
2008-11-10 |
| 125. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
67.74 |
1.0250 |
0.0515 |
271 |
1 |
67.74 |
2008-10-08 |
| 126. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
53.84 |
0.9084 |
-0.0545 |
271 |
1 |
53.84 |
2008-10-30 |
| 127. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
51.04 |
0.8603 |
-0.0527 |
270 |
2 |
45.03 |
2008-10-29 |
| 128. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
66.71 |
1.0287 |
0.0276 |
269 |
1 |
66.71 |
2008-11-04 |
| 129. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
76.71 |
1.0427 |
0.1747 |
269 |
1 |
76.71 |
2009-03-09 |
| 130. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
75.26 |
0.9023 |
0.2900 |
268 |
2 |
65.87 |
2008-11-04 |
| 131. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
44.51 |
0.8437 |
-0.1409 |
268 |
4 |
40.72 |
2010-07-22 |
| 132. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
55.90 |
0.9332 |
-0.0482 |
267 |
2 |
50.58 |
2008-12-04 |
| 133. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
68.72 |
1.0332 |
0.0559 |
267 |
4 |
60.34 |
2008-11-04 |
| 134. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
62.43 |
0.9884 |
0.0030 |
267 |
3 |
54.10 |
2008-10-30 |
| 135. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
55.64 |
0.9010 |
-0.0175 |
266 |
2 |
53.45 |
2008-10-29 |
| 136. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
71.72 |
1.1070 |
0.0291 |
265 |
6 |
59.22 |
2008-10-30 |
| 137. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
58.02 |
0.9709 |
-0.0534 |
264 |
1 |
58.02 |
2008-10-28 |
| 138. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
51.53 |
0.9922 |
-0.1764 |
264 |
1 |
51.53 |
2008-11-04 |
| 139. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
62.85 |
0.9841 |
0.0101 |
263 |
2 |
57.52 |
2008-12-08 |
| 140. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
58.66 |
0.9927 |
-0.0617 |
262 |
1 |
58.66 |
2008-10-08 |
| 141. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
49.27 |
1.0334 |
-0.2547 |
261 |
1 |
49.27 |
2008-10-28 |
| 142. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
55.86 |
1.0267 |
-0.1393 |
261 |
2 |
53.48 |
2010-07-22 |
| 143. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
60.92 |
1.0498 |
-0.0835 |
261 |
1 |
60.92 |
2008-12-08 |
| 144. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
88.57 |
1.0506 |
0.3547 |
259 |
3 |
70.20 |
2008-12-04 |
| 145. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
62.33 |
1.0028 |
-0.0163 |
259 |
2 |
58.14 |
2008-10-24 |
| 146. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
50.57 |
0.9594 |
-0.1610 |
258 |
1 |
50.57 |
2008-10-14 |
| 147. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
71.95 |
1.0601 |
0.0778 |
256 |
7 |
59.83 |
2008-12-08 |
| 148. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
65.09 |
1.0304 |
-0.0017 |
256 |
1 |
65.09 |
2010-01-27 |
| 149. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
78.88 |
1.0481 |
0.1955 |
255 |
3 |
71.51 |
2009-01-29 |
| 150. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
59.21 |
0.9265 |
0.0103 |
254 |
1 |
59.21 |
2008-11-05 |
| 151. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
57.99 |
0.9704 |
-0.0522 |
254 |
5 |
50.70 |
2008-10-29 |
| 152. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
64.43 |
1.0487 |
-0.0300 |
253 |
4 |
54.32 |
2008-11-04 |
| 153. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
81.62 |
1.0511 |
0.2457 |
252 |
7 |
65.55 |
2008-12-08 |
| 154. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
48.22 |
0.9597 |
-0.1970 |
251 |
1 |
48.22 |
2008-11-05 |
| 155. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
74.15 |
1.0590 |
0.1158 |
250 |
5 |
62.08 |
2008-12-08 |
| 156. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
67.01 |
1.0372 |
0.0244 |
249 |
1 |
67.01 |
2008-11-04 |
| 157. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
56.34 |
0.9762 |
-0.0843 |
249 |
2 |
54.32 |
2008-12-04 |
| 158. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
61.51 |
0.9425 |
0.0326 |
248 |
2 |
61.36 |
2008-11-05 |
| 159. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
77.39 |
1.1198 |
0.1069 |
247 |
1 |
77.39 |
2008-11-10 |
| 160. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
68.53 |
1.0638 |
0.0204 |
247 |
4 |
59.88 |
2008-11-04 |
| 161. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
80.16 |
1.0654 |
0.2037 |
247 |
3 |
70.38 |
2008-12-04 |
| 162. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
65.84 |
1.0018 |
0.0419 |
246 |
2 |
59.90 |
2008-12-08 |
| 163. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
77.78 |
1.0873 |
0.1436 |
243 |
2 |
72.05 |
2008-12-08 |
| 164. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
46.01 |
0.8656 |
-0.1371 |
242 |
2 |
45.18 |
2008-10-30 |
| 165. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
60.61 |
1.0291 |
-0.0712 |
240 |
4 |
54.30 |
2008-10-30 |
| 166. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
56.47 |
0.9243 |
-0.0281 |
240 |
3 |
53.60 |
2008-12-08 |
| 167. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
68.69 |
1.0672 |
0.0204 |
239 |
3 |
63.70 |
2008-11-04 |
| 168. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
61.91 |
0.9128 |
0.0651 |
237 |
6 |
51.22 |
2008-12-08 |
| 169. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
52.13 |
0.9768 |
-0.1505 |
237 |
1 |
52.13 |
2008-10-08 |
| 170. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
77.50 |
1.0865 |
0.1425 |
237 |
3 |
74.04 |
2008-12-05 |
| 171. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
58.98 |
0.9583 |
-0.0238 |
237 |
2 |
58.80 |
2008-12-03 |
| 172. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
54.87 |
0.9987 |
-0.1255 |
236 |
1 |
54.87 |
2010-09-15 |
| 173. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
63.96 |
0.9541 |
0.0600 |
236 |
3 |
56.11 |
2008-12-04 |
| 174. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
52.32 |
0.9108 |
-0.0831 |
235 |
1 |
52.32 |
2008-10-12 |
| 175. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
58.53 |
1.0403 |
-0.1150 |
234 |
1 |
58.53 |
2008-10-08 |
| 176. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
69.23 |
0.9927 |
0.1014 |
234 |
2 |
63.65 |
2008-12-12 |
| 177. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
73.41 |
1.0414 |
0.1218 |
234 |
1 |
73.41 |
2008-10-30 |
| 178. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
58.27 |
1.1086 |
-0.1855 |
233 |
2 |
57.65 |
2008-12-05 |
| 179. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
63.47 |
0.9948 |
0.0097 |
233 |
3 |
59.98 |
2008-11-13 |
| 180. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
70.05 |
1.0125 |
0.0965 |
232 |
4 |
64.94 |
2008-12-05 |
| 181. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
78.51 |
1.0576 |
0.1849 |
231 |
5 |
67.53 |
2008-12-04 |
| 182. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
56.07 |
1.0208 |
-0.1332 |
231 |
2 |
54.70 |
2008-12-08 |
| 183. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
65.40 |
1.0466 |
-0.0104 |
230 |
6 |
58.85 |
2008-12-28 |
| 184. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
54.95 |
0.9829 |
-0.1139 |
229 |
1 |
54.95 |
2008-11-10 |
| 185. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
66.17 |
1.0561 |
-0.0092 |
227 |
1 |
66.17 |
2008-10-29 |
| 186. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
61.32 |
1.0272 |
-0.0579 |
226 |
3 |
56.12 |
2008-12-04 |
| 187. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
63.94 |
1.0777 |
-0.0667 |
226 |
3 |
60.82 |
2008-12-04 |
| 188. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
60.67 |
1.0199 |
-0.0626 |
225 |
4 |
57.14 |
2008-12-08 |
| 189. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
73.25 |
1.0060 |
0.1564 |
225 |
4 |
64.20 |
2008-11-10 |
| 190. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
62.61 |
0.9756 |
0.0156 |
223 |
6 |
52.80 |
2009-07-18 |
| 191. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
59.50 |
0.9952 |
-0.0504 |
220 |
1 |
59.50 |
2008-10-12 |
| 192. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
77.81 |
1.1093 |
0.1195 |
220 |
5 |
66.88 |
2008-12-08 |
| 193. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
67.81 |
1.0086 |
0.0619 |
218 |
1 |
67.81 |
2008-11-05 |
| 194. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
60.44 |
0.9931 |
-0.0395 |
218 |
5 |
57.18 |
2008-12-08 |
| 195. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
78.55 |
1.0016 |
0.2429 |
217 |
3 |
69.28 |
2008-11-04 |
| 196. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
64.43 |
0.9841 |
0.0336 |
217 |
4 |
56.58 |
2009-07-17 |
| 197. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
58.06 |
0.8988 |
0.0209 |
216 |
1 |
58.06 |
2008-12-04 |
| 198. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
60.30 |
0.8986 |
0.0570 |
216 |
3 |
52.10 |
2008-11-04 |
| 199. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
83.19 |
1.0418 |
0.2788 |
214 |
1 |
83.19 |
2008-10-29 |
| 200. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
73.52 |
1.0800 |
0.0828 |
213 |
1 |
73.52 |
2008-12-08 |
| 201. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
55.45 |
0.9068 |
-0.0309 |
212 |
2 |
52.53 |
2008-11-13 |
| 202. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
82.00 |
1.0082 |
0.2880 |
212 |
3 |
71.84 |
2008-12-05 |
| 203. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
54.54 |
0.9621 |
-0.0961 |
212 |
1 |
54.54 |
2008-10-29 |
| 204. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
67.54 |
0.9981 |
0.0716 |
211 |
2 |
63.48 |
2008-12-04 |
| 205. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
71.56 |
1.0095 |
0.1238 |
211 |
2 |
68.25 |
2008-12-03 |
| 206. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
56.04 |
0.9503 |
-0.0696 |
211 |
2 |
53.82 |
2008-11-04 |
| 207. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
55.90 |
0.9346 |
-0.0524 |
211 |
3 |
49.57 |
2008-10-30 |
| 208. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
74.83 |
1.0881 |
0.0948 |
210 |
4 |
65.42 |
2008-12-27 |
| 209. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
74.56 |
1.0103 |
0.1665 |
209 |
3 |
63.05 |
2008-12-04 |
| 210. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
64.49 |
0.9809 |
0.0373 |
209 |
4 |
60.65 |
2009-01-29 |
| 211. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
60.84 |
0.9598 |
0.0061 |
209 |
1 |
60.84 |
2010-07-22 |
| 212. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
64.60 |
1.0178 |
0.0043 |
207 |
2 |
61.39 |
2008-12-05 |
| 213. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
47.44 |
0.8666 |
-0.1192 |
206 |
2 |
47.04 |
2008-10-30 |
| 214. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
49.50 |
1.0479 |
-0.2664 |
205 |
1 |
49.50 |
2008-10-29 |
| 215. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
60.30 |
0.8986 |
0.0549 |
205 |
3 |
50.91 |
2008-10-30 |
| 216. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
48.33 |
0.8172 |
-0.0572 |
204 |
4 |
41.81 |
2008-11-11 |
| 217. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
42.85 |
0.9357 |
-0.2608 |
204 |
2 |
42.54 |
2008-10-30 |
| 218. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
64.66 |
1.0197 |
0.0032 |
204 |
2 |
57.77 |
2008-10-30 |
| 219. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
60.80 |
1.0033 |
-0.0402 |
203 |
2 |
52.37 |
2008-10-29 |
| 220. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
52.52 |
0.8913 |
-0.0586 |
201 |
1 |
52.52 |
2008-12-08 |
| 221. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
65.01 |
1.0615 |
-0.0343 |
201 |
2 |
54.55 |
2008-11-04 |
| 222. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
56.58 |
0.8964 |
-0.0034 |
199 |
5 |
51.19 |
2008-11-10 |
| 223. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
45.96 |
0.9880 |
-0.2659 |
199 |
1 |
45.96 |
2008-10-13 |
| 224. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
69.77 |
1.0521 |
0.0484 |
197 |
3 |
62.09 |
2008-12-05 |
| 225. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
52.30 |
0.9352 |
-0.1088 |
194 |
1 |
52.30 |
2008-10-12 |
| 226. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
70.88 |
0.9869 |
0.1330 |
193 |
4 |
63.08 |
2008-12-08 |
| 227. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
44.64 |
0.8988 |
-0.1940 |
193 |
2 |
43.76 |
2008-10-30 |
| 228. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
57.78 |
0.9713 |
-0.0577 |
193 |
1 |
57.78 |
2008-10-30 |
| 229. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
62.16 |
0.9070 |
0.0729 |
192 |
3 |
51.62 |
2008-11-10 |
| 230. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
69.29 |
1.0264 |
0.0680 |
191 |
2 |
66.92 |
2009-03-09 |
| 231. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
63.42 |
0.9422 |
0.0575 |
190 |
4 |
57.61 |
2008-12-28 |
| 232. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
65.60 |
0.9027 |
0.1335 |
189 |
3 |
53.90 |
2008-12-28 |
| 233. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
74.02 |
1.0540 |
0.1150 |
184 |
3 |
65.71 |
2008-12-08 |
| 234. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
55.15 |
1.0582 |
-0.1883 |
180 |
1 |
55.15 |
2008-11-05 |
| 235. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
59.31 |
1.0333 |
-0.0990 |
176 |
2 |
52.35 |
2008-11-04 |
| 236. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
58.57 |
0.8624 |
0.0605 |
174 |
1 |
58.57 |
2008-12-05 |
| 237. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
55.88 |
0.9780 |
-0.0994 |
173 |
3 |
55.02 |
2008-10-30 |
| 238. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
61.35 |
1.0279 |
-0.0616 |
172 |
2 |
57.15 |
2008-10-30 |
| 239. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
45.74 |
1.0125 |
-0.2944 |
171 |
1 |
45.74 |
2008-10-30 |
| 240. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
72.18 |
1.0042 |
0.1364 |
168 |
2 |
61.22 |
2008-12-03 |
| 241. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
57.67 |
0.9299 |
-0.0249 |
168 |
2 |
56.29 |
2008-12-05 |
| 242. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
45.05 |
1.0288 |
-0.3215 |
166 |
1 |
45.05 |
2008-10-08 |
| 243. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
72.13 |
1.0472 |
0.0904 |
149 |
3 |
59.95 |
2008-12-03 |
| 244. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
67.50 |
0.9763 |
0.0931 |
143 |
4 |
52.19 |
2008-12-05 |
| 245. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
71.61 |
1.0426 |
0.0890 |
131 |
3 |
66.78 |
2009-07-17 |
| 246. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
72.22 |
1.0877 |
0.0540 |
129 |
4 |
63.95 |
2008-10-29 |
| 247. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
76.67 |
0.9807 |
0.2240 |
129 |
4 |
67.15 |
2010-07-22 |
| 248. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
86.05 |
1.0800 |
0.2786 |
129 |
3 |
68.01 |
2008-12-08 |
| 249. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
63.95 |
1.0476 |
-0.0437 |
110 |
3 |
55.66 |
2008-10-29 |