| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
165.67 |
1.0590 |
0.2022 |
250 |
3 |
142.46 |
2010-04-25 |
| 2. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
160.15 |
1.1070 |
0.1120 |
265 |
3 |
146.12 |
2010-04-12 |
| 3. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
157.30 |
1.0881 |
0.1062 |
210 |
2 |
155.48 |
2010-04-25 |
| 4. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
157.25 |
1.0272 |
0.1686 |
226 |
4 |
142.53 |
2010-04-13 |
| 5. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
156.43 |
1.0672 |
0.1232 |
239 |
3 |
142.74 |
2010-04-23 |
| 6. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
155.67 |
1.0865 |
0.0991 |
237 |
2 |
155.29 |
2010-04-13 |
| 7. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
155.36 |
1.0291 |
0.1522 |
240 |
4 |
148.74 |
2010-04-24 |
| 8. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
153.94 |
1.0462 |
0.1293 |
340 |
1 |
153.94 |
2010-04-13 |
| 9. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
153.33 |
1.1198 |
0.0470 |
247 |
2 |
142.29 |
2010-04-13 |
| 10. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
152.85 |
1.0607 |
0.1063 |
357 |
2 |
147.13 |
2010-04-24 |
| 11. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
152.64 |
1.0628 |
0.1018 |
363 |
3 |
143.58 |
2011-05-18 |
| 12. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
152.05 |
1.1086 |
0.0498 |
233 |
4 |
138.88 |
2010-04-13 |
| 13. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
151.47 |
1.0351 |
0.1224 |
276 |
1 |
151.47 |
2010-04-23 |
| 14. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
151.20 |
1.0617 |
0.0879 |
171 |
2 |
140.99 |
2010-04-09 |
| 15. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
150.28 |
0.9922 |
0.1529 |
264 |
1 |
150.28 |
2010-04-13 |
| 16. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
149.49 |
1.0654 |
0.0705 |
247 |
4 |
134.19 |
2011-05-18 |
| 17. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
149.48 |
1.0106 |
0.1268 |
302 |
4 |
129.61 |
2011-05-18 |
| 18. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
148.86 |
0.9927 |
0.1376 |
234 |
1 |
148.86 |
2010-04-13 |
| 19. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
148.48 |
1.0601 |
0.0674 |
256 |
1 |
148.48 |
2010-04-12 |
| 20. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
147.82 |
1.0267 |
0.1021 |
261 |
2 |
147.13 |
2010-04-24 |
| 21. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
147.80 |
1.0372 |
0.0879 |
249 |
5 |
136.86 |
2010-04-24 |
| 22. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
147.64 |
1.0197 |
0.1028 |
204 |
2 |
145.56 |
2010-04-23 |
| 23. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
147.30 |
1.0444 |
0.0905 |
487 |
1 |
147.30 |
2010-04-06 |
| 24. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
147.07 |
1.0472 |
0.0834 |
397 |
2 |
141.33 |
2011-05-18 |
| 25. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
146.93 |
0.9631 |
0.1552 |
273 |
4 |
131.88 |
2010-04-22 |
| 26. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
146.46 |
0.9841 |
0.1278 |
217 |
2 |
138.79 |
2010-04-07 |
| 27. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
146.05 |
0.9809 |
0.1273 |
209 |
2 |
139.35 |
2010-04-24 |
| 28. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
145.87 |
1.0521 |
0.0530 |
197 |
4 |
134.62 |
2010-04-23 |
| 29. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
145.85 |
1.0144 |
0.0973 |
162 |
4 |
134.19 |
2010-04-24 |
| 30. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
145.61 |
1.0362 |
0.0788 |
437 |
1 |
145.61 |
2010-04-06 |
| 31. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
144.47 |
1.0101 |
0.0917 |
336 |
1 |
144.47 |
2010-04-24 |
| 32. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
144.40 |
1.0461 |
0.0582 |
286 |
2 |
141.54 |
2010-04-22 |
| 33. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
144.09 |
1.0867 |
0.0060 |
171 |
1 |
144.09 |
2010-04-06 |
| 34. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
144.07 |
1.0403 |
0.0549 |
234 |
1 |
144.07 |
2010-04-07 |
| 35. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
144.07 |
1.0743 |
0.0237 |
297 |
2 |
140.32 |
2011-05-18 |
| 36. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
143.53 |
0.9762 |
0.1166 |
249 |
1 |
143.53 |
2010-04-07 |
| 37. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
143.43 |
1.0481 |
0.0362 |
255 |
2 |
133.62 |
2011-05-18 |
| 38. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
143.30 |
1.0524 |
0.0367 |
177 |
2 |
138.98 |
2010-04-12 |
| 39. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
143.03 |
1.0103 |
0.0730 |
209 |
2 |
133.29 |
2010-04-24 |
| 40. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
142.84 |
1.0540 |
0.0285 |
184 |
5 |
130.70 |
2010-04-23 |
| 41. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
142.75 |
0.9989 |
0.0950 |
282 |
2 |
141.02 |
2010-04-13 |
| 42. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
142.44 |
0.9948 |
0.0886 |
233 |
1 |
142.44 |
2010-04-06 |
| 43. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
141.65 |
1.0845 |
-0.0072 |
212 |
2 |
136.00 |
2010-04-06 |
| 44. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
141.64 |
1.0857 |
0.0051 |
393 |
2 |
140.50 |
2010-04-13 |
| 45. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
141.60 |
1.0901 |
-0.0101 |
288 |
2 |
122.71 |
2010-04-24 |
| 46. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
141.27 |
1.0557 |
0.0210 |
289 |
2 |
133.28 |
2011-05-18 |
| 47. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
141.26 |
0.9841 |
0.0897 |
263 |
1 |
141.26 |
2010-04-13 |
| 48. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
141.02 |
0.9952 |
0.0808 |
220 |
3 |
126.58 |
2010-04-25 |
| 49. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
140.06 |
1.0018 |
0.0647 |
246 |
1 |
140.06 |
2010-04-12 |
| 50. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
139.49 |
1.0600 |
0.0022 |
351 |
1 |
139.49 |
2010-04-06 |
| 51. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
139.10 |
1.0243 |
0.0384 |
153 |
3 |
131.27 |
2010-04-23 |
| 52. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
138.88 |
1.0192 |
0.0433 |
243 |
2 |
136.70 |
2010-04-13 |
| 53. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
138.64 |
1.0341 |
0.0207 |
273 |
2 |
135.97 |
2010-04-07 |
| 54. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
138.47 |
1.0082 |
0.0409 |
212 |
1 |
138.47 |
2010-04-13 |
| 55. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
138.33 |
1.0287 |
0.0232 |
269 |
2 |
125.43 |
2010-04-23 |
| 56. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
138.04 |
1.0588 |
-0.0079 |
281 |
1 |
138.04 |
2010-04-13 |
| 57. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
137.77 |
0.9713 |
0.0760 |
193 |
2 |
124.20 |
2011-05-18 |
| 58. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
137.70 |
0.9885 |
0.0664 |
469 |
1 |
137.70 |
2010-04-06 |
| 59. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
137.53 |
1.0270 |
0.0205 |
303 |
1 |
137.53 |
2010-04-25 |
| 60. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
137.49 |
1.0479 |
-0.0029 |
205 |
2 |
135.44 |
2010-04-07 |
| 61. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
136.63 |
1.0115 |
0.0233 |
189 |
2 |
135.98 |
2010-04-23 |
| 62. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
136.42 |
1.0332 |
0.0046 |
267 |
1 |
136.42 |
2010-04-06 |
| 63. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
136.14 |
1.0472 |
-0.0173 |
149 |
1 |
136.14 |
2010-04-06 |
| 64. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
136.10 |
1.0615 |
-0.0286 |
201 |
1 |
136.10 |
2010-04-22 |
| 65. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
136.09 |
1.0320 |
0.0098 |
401 |
2 |
126.37 |
2010-04-24 |
| 66. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
136.08 |
0.9377 |
0.1058 |
198 |
3 |
116.58 |
2010-04-13 |
| 67. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
135.97 |
0.9917 |
0.0453 |
317 |
1 |
135.97 |
2010-04-07 |
| 68. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
135.92 |
0.9703 |
0.0708 |
394 |
1 |
135.92 |
2010-04-07 |
| 69. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
135.90 |
1.0461 |
-0.0095 |
318 |
2 |
127.78 |
2010-04-22 |
| 70. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
135.76 |
0.9704 |
0.0629 |
254 |
2 |
126.49 |
2010-04-24 |
| 71. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
135.74 |
1.0279 |
-0.0004 |
172 |
2 |
130.76 |
2010-04-23 |
| 72. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
135.70 |
0.9206 |
0.1128 |
317 |
1 |
135.70 |
2010-04-07 |
| 73. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
135.67 |
1.0199 |
0.0089 |
225 |
1 |
135.67 |
2010-04-24 |
| 74. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
135.58 |
0.9931 |
0.0349 |
218 |
4 |
129.63 |
2010-04-12 |
| 75. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
135.43 |
1.0736 |
-0.0388 |
256 |
1 |
135.43 |
2010-04-23 |
| 76. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
135.35 |
0.9836 |
0.0467 |
289 |
1 |
135.35 |
2010-04-12 |
| 77. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
135.17 |
0.9678 |
0.0653 |
392 |
1 |
135.17 |
2010-04-13 |
| 78. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
134.77 |
1.0042 |
0.0177 |
168 |
4 |
127.85 |
2010-04-23 |
| 79. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
134.51 |
1.0418 |
-0.0173 |
214 |
1 |
134.51 |
2010-04-09 |
| 80. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
134.38 |
0.9827 |
0.0409 |
314 |
1 |
134.38 |
2010-04-13 |
| 81. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
134.31 |
0.9801 |
0.0503 |
282 |
2 |
131.20 |
2010-04-24 |
| 82. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
134.10 |
1.0333 |
-0.0178 |
176 |
3 |
118.99 |
2010-04-13 |
| 83. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
133.71 |
0.9928 |
0.0242 |
293 |
2 |
125.14 |
2010-04-06 |
| 84. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
133.65 |
1.0144 |
0.0158 |
356 |
2 |
129.39 |
2010-04-24 |
| 85. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
133.63 |
1.0338 |
-0.0115 |
277 |
2 |
123.68 |
2010-04-23 |
| 86. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
133.45 |
1.0667 |
-0.0407 |
308 |
1 |
133.45 |
2010-04-13 |
| 87. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
133.29 |
1.1093 |
-0.1005 |
220 |
1 |
133.29 |
2010-04-15 |
| 88. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
133.04 |
1.0883 |
-0.0694 |
189 |
2 |
130.06 |
2011-05-18 |
| 89. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
132.59 |
1.0039 |
0.0113 |
255 |
2 |
129.48 |
2011-05-18 |
| 90. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
132.22 |
1.0026 |
0.0080 |
200 |
1 |
132.22 |
2010-04-09 |
| 91. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
132.18 |
0.9787 |
0.0306 |
364 |
3 |
122.47 |
2010-04-06 |
| 92. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
131.85 |
0.9918 |
0.0187 |
400 |
1 |
131.85 |
2010-04-07 |
| 93. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
131.76 |
1.0576 |
-0.0577 |
231 |
1 |
131.76 |
2010-04-13 |
| 94. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
131.53 |
1.0131 |
-0.0088 |
245 |
2 |
127.58 |
2010-04-13 |
| 95. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
131.35 |
1.0086 |
-0.0134 |
218 |
2 |
130.10 |
2011-05-18 |
| 96. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
131.33 |
1.0759 |
-0.0709 |
273 |
2 |
129.22 |
2010-04-23 |
| 97. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
131.31 |
1.0877 |
-0.0919 |
129 |
1 |
131.31 |
2010-04-12 |
| 98. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
131.08 |
0.9817 |
0.0212 |
304 |
1 |
131.08 |
2010-04-24 |
| 99. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
131.02 |
1.0288 |
-0.0365 |
166 |
1 |
131.02 |
2010-04-07 |
| 100. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
130.96 |
0.9574 |
0.0424 |
354 |
2 |
124.26 |
2010-04-07 |
| 101. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
130.36 |
1.0016 |
-0.0112 |
217 |
3 |
121.34 |
2010-04-23 |
| 102. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
129.54 |
1.0264 |
-0.0449 |
191 |
2 |
128.53 |
2010-04-14 |
| 103. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
129.52 |
1.0543 |
-0.0721 |
182 |
2 |
125.90 |
2010-04-24 |
| 104. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
129.32 |
1.0060 |
-0.0213 |
225 |
1 |
129.32 |
2010-04-23 |
| 105. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
129.18 |
1.0585 |
-0.0728 |
226 |
2 |
127.19 |
2010-04-25 |
| 106. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
129.05 |
1.0125 |
-0.0355 |
171 |
4 |
118.31 |
2011-05-18 |
| 107. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
128.97 |
1.0427 |
-0.0605 |
269 |
2 |
117.62 |
2010-04-07 |
| 108. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
128.73 |
0.9541 |
0.0260 |
236 |
2 |
124.14 |
2010-04-06 |
| 109. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
127.97 |
1.0189 |
-0.0458 |
290 |
1 |
127.97 |
2010-04-07 |
| 110. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
127.89 |
1.0188 |
-0.0364 |
316 |
1 |
127.89 |
2010-04-13 |
| 111. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
127.62 |
0.9503 |
0.0140 |
211 |
1 |
127.62 |
2010-04-23 |
| 112. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
127.18 |
0.9880 |
-0.0246 |
199 |
3 |
121.27 |
2010-04-14 |
| 113. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
127.05 |
1.0960 |
-0.1253 |
315 |
1 |
127.05 |
2010-04-06 |
| 114. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
127.01 |
1.0432 |
-0.0763 |
276 |
1 |
127.01 |
2010-04-06 |
| 115. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
126.82 |
0.9243 |
0.0427 |
240 |
2 |
116.01 |
2010-04-07 |
| 116. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
126.59 |
1.0006 |
-0.0375 |
311 |
1 |
126.59 |
2010-04-06 |
| 117. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
125.78 |
0.9352 |
0.0206 |
194 |
1 |
125.78 |
2010-04-06 |
| 118. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
125.54 |
1.0250 |
-0.0670 |
271 |
1 |
125.54 |
2010-04-23 |
| 119. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
124.78 |
1.0466 |
-0.0978 |
230 |
2 |
123.70 |
2010-04-07 |
| 120. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
124.26 |
1.0370 |
-0.0919 |
262 |
1 |
124.26 |
2010-04-06 |
| 121. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
124.13 |
0.9357 |
0.0064 |
204 |
1 |
124.13 |
2010-04-06 |
| 122. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
123.85 |
1.0387 |
-0.0924 |
333 |
1 |
123.85 |
2011-05-18 |
| 123. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
123.39 |
1.0698 |
-0.1243 |
303 |
1 |
123.39 |
2010-09-23 |
| 124. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
123.10 |
0.9980 |
-0.0594 |
295 |
3 |
117.82 |
2010-04-13 |
| 125. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
123.04 |
1.0315 |
-0.0961 |
193 |
1 |
123.04 |
2011-05-18 |
| 126. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
122.82 |
1.0028 |
-0.0697 |
259 |
2 |
113.43 |
2010-04-07 |
| 127. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
122.74 |
0.9935 |
-0.0577 |
217 |
1 |
122.74 |
2010-04-07 |
| 128. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
122.55 |
0.9909 |
-0.0541 |
293 |
1 |
122.55 |
2010-04-12 |
| 129. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
122.37 |
0.9425 |
-0.0110 |
248 |
1 |
122.37 |
2010-04-13 |
| 130. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
121.82 |
1.0208 |
-0.0943 |
231 |
1 |
121.82 |
2010-04-24 |
| 131. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
121.81 |
1.0800 |
-0.1564 |
213 |
1 |
121.81 |
2010-04-07 |
| 132. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
121.55 |
0.9810 |
-0.0515 |
362 |
1 |
121.55 |
2010-04-13 |
| 133. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
121.39 |
0.9873 |
-0.0535 |
396 |
1 |
121.39 |
2010-04-06 |
| 134. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
121.20 |
0.9869 |
-0.0687 |
193 |
2 |
116.20 |
2010-04-06 |
| 135. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
121.07 |
1.0414 |
-0.1215 |
234 |
2 |
120.31 |
2010-04-23 |
| 136. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
119.57 |
1.0511 |
-0.1400 |
252 |
1 |
119.57 |
2010-04-06 |
| 137. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
119.41 |
1.0638 |
-0.1577 |
247 |
2 |
113.84 |
2010-04-06 |
| 138. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
119.20 |
0.9258 |
-0.0147 |
184 |
1 |
119.20 |
2010-04-23 |
| 139. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
119.00 |
0.8964 |
0.0057 |
199 |
1 |
119.00 |
2010-04-07 |
| 140. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
118.54 |
1.0165 |
-0.1158 |
316 |
1 |
118.54 |
2010-04-06 |
| 141. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
118.44 |
1.0181 |
-0.1161 |
276 |
1 |
118.44 |
2010-04-23 |
| 142. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
118.11 |
1.0493 |
-0.1442 |
264 |
1 |
118.11 |
2010-04-24 |
| 143. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
118.04 |
1.0350 |
-0.1229 |
416 |
1 |
118.04 |
2010-04-23 |
| 144. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
118.02 |
0.9673 |
-0.0676 |
292 |
1 |
118.02 |
2010-04-06 |
| 145. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
117.94 |
1.0495 |
-0.1531 |
323 |
1 |
117.94 |
2010-04-24 |
| 146. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
117.21 |
0.9864 |
-0.0913 |
292 |
1 |
117.21 |
2010-04-07 |
| 147. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
116.86 |
0.9157 |
-0.0145 |
353 |
1 |
116.86 |
2010-04-06 |
| 148. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
116.11 |
0.9561 |
-0.0699 |
291 |
1 |
116.11 |
2010-04-06 |
| 149. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
116.02 |
0.9957 |
-0.1095 |
323 |
1 |
116.02 |
2010-04-06 |
| 150. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
115.66 |
0.9524 |
-0.0573 |
410 |
2 |
112.75 |
2010-04-07 |
| 151. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
115.63 |
1.0033 |
-0.1238 |
203 |
1 |
115.63 |
2010-09-23 |
| 152. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
115.25 |
0.9332 |
-0.0555 |
295 |
1 |
115.25 |
2010-04-12 |
| 153. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
114.34 |
0.8913 |
-0.0205 |
201 |
1 |
114.34 |
2010-04-07 |
| 154. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
113.72 |
0.9915 |
-0.1278 |
281 |
2 |
104.72 |
2010-04-23 |
| 155. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
113.71 |
1.0800 |
-0.2225 |
129 |
1 |
113.71 |
2010-04-06 |
| 156. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
113.34 |
0.9673 |
-0.1018 |
393 |
1 |
113.34 |
2010-04-06 |
| 157. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
112.16 |
0.9011 |
-0.0453 |
322 |
2 |
109.56 |
2010-04-07 |
| 158. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
110.94 |
0.9966 |
-0.1461 |
377 |
1 |
110.94 |
2010-04-23 |
| 159. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
110.44 |
0.9852 |
-0.1464 |
235 |
1 |
110.44 |
2010-04-06 |
| 160. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
110.33 |
0.9985 |
-0.1476 |
392 |
1 |
110.33 |
2010-04-06 |
| 161. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
108.82 |
1.0543 |
-0.2264 |
233 |
1 |
108.82 |
2011-05-18 |
| 162. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
107.65 |
0.9422 |
-0.1292 |
190 |
1 |
107.65 |
2010-04-23 |
| 163. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
106.29 |
1.0582 |
-0.2536 |
180 |
1 |
106.29 |
2010-04-07 |
| 164. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
106.09 |
0.9284 |
-0.1186 |
346 |
1 |
106.09 |
2010-04-23 |
| 165. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
104.27 |
0.9299 |
-0.1461 |
168 |
1 |
104.27 |
2010-04-09 |
| 166. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
104.17 |
0.9123 |
-0.1116 |
351 |
1 |
104.17 |
2010-04-07 |
| 167. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
104.04 |
0.8986 |
-0.1032 |
363 |
1 |
104.04 |
2010-04-15 |
| 168. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
103.90 |
0.9981 |
-0.2096 |
211 |
1 |
103.90 |
2010-04-12 |
| 169. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
103.45 |
0.8856 |
-0.0921 |
369 |
2 |
103.38 |
2010-04-06 |
| 170. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
103.18 |
0.9451 |
-0.1534 |
419 |
1 |
103.18 |
2010-04-06 |
| 171. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
101.21 |
0.9756 |
-0.2075 |
223 |
1 |
101.21 |
2010-04-07 |
| 172. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
100.75 |
1.0561 |
-0.2928 |
227 |
1 |
100.75 |
2010-04-07 |
| 173. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
99.07 |
0.9029 |
-0.1478 |
393 |
1 |
99.07 |
2010-04-06 |
| 174. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
94.77 |
0.9329 |
-0.1990 |
345 |
1 |
94.77 |
2010-04-06 |
| 175. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
87.99 |
1.0476 |
-0.3895 |
110 |
1 |
87.99 |
2010-04-06 |
| 176. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
85.68 |
0.8656 |
-0.2145 |
242 |
1 |
85.68 |
2010-04-06 |
| 177. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
76.45 |
0.9228 |
-0.3391 |
305 |
1 |
76.45 |
2010-04-06 |