Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
110.31 |
1.0540 |
0.2154 |
184 |
2 |
101.30 |
2009-06-23 |
2. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
109.73 |
1.0960 |
0.1758 |
315 |
4 |
103.60 |
2009-06-23 |
3. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
108.55 |
1.0543 |
0.2020 |
360 |
5 |
94.37 |
2009-06-23 |
4. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
107.34 |
1.0588 |
0.1812 |
281 |
3 |
102.67 |
2009-06-24 |
5. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
106.40 |
1.0901 |
0.1409 |
288 |
2 |
94.76 |
2010-02-14 |
6. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
106.06 |
1.0639 |
0.1623 |
303 |
6 |
92.62 |
2009-06-26 |
7. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
105.97 |
0.9931 |
0.2270 |
218 |
3 |
90.19 |
2009-06-23 |
8. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
105.29 |
1.0341 |
0.1814 |
273 |
1 |
105.29 |
2009-06-23 |
9. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
105.16 |
1.0479 |
0.1651 |
205 |
7 |
88.43 |
2009-06-23 |
10. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
105.14 |
1.0607 |
0.1565 |
357 |
2 |
99.95 |
2009-06-23 |
11. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
104.84 |
1.0264 |
0.1803 |
191 |
6 |
92.50 |
2009-10-25 |
12. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
104.78 |
1.1198 |
0.0894 |
247 |
2 |
104.65 |
2009-06-17 |
13. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
104.72 |
1.0464 |
0.1681 |
294 |
4 |
92.50 |
2009-06-22 |
14. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
104.66 |
1.0800 |
0.1218 |
129 |
3 |
97.68 |
2009-06-23 |
15. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
104.41 |
1.0481 |
0.1501 |
255 |
3 |
89.73 |
2009-10-25 |
16. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
103.94 |
1.0617 |
0.1368 |
171 |
1 |
103.94 |
2009-06-18 |
17. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
102.77 |
1.0601 |
0.1236 |
256 |
2 |
90.80 |
2009-06-16 |
18. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
102.58 |
1.0686 |
0.1197 |
354 |
4 |
96.50 |
2009-06-22 |
19. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
102.36 |
1.0576 |
0.1217 |
231 |
2 |
93.26 |
2009-06-19 |
20. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
102.01 |
1.0265 |
0.1552 |
375 |
5 |
90.40 |
2009-06-23 |
21. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
101.75 |
1.0301 |
0.1436 |
268 |
4 |
86.82 |
2009-10-25 |
22. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
101.62 |
1.0669 |
0.1098 |
379 |
2 |
97.36 |
2010-02-14 |
23. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
101.41 |
1.0557 |
0.1166 |
289 |
2 |
97.95 |
2009-06-18 |
24. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
101.09 |
1.0234 |
0.1481 |
392 |
1 |
101.09 |
2009-06-24 |
25. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
100.92 |
1.0253 |
0.1431 |
337 |
2 |
88.52 |
2009-06-22 |
26. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
100.86 |
0.9869 |
0.1742 |
193 |
2 |
94.64 |
2009-06-22 |
27. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
100.70 |
1.0427 |
0.1210 |
269 |
2 |
99.33 |
2009-06-17 |
28. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
100.44 |
1.0506 |
0.1088 |
259 |
6 |
92.72 |
2009-10-25 |
29. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
100.41 |
1.0418 |
0.1185 |
214 |
4 |
90.45 |
2009-06-22 |
30. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
99.85 |
1.0472 |
0.0995 |
149 |
1 |
99.85 |
2009-06-19 |
31. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
99.57 |
0.9922 |
0.1581 |
264 |
4 |
85.97 |
2009-10-25 |
32. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
99.49 |
1.0287 |
0.1190 |
269 |
4 |
92.57 |
2009-06-23 |
33. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
99.29 |
1.0042 |
0.1385 |
168 |
4 |
91.51 |
2009-06-23 |
34. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
99.26 |
1.0561 |
0.0881 |
227 |
1 |
99.26 |
2009-06-18 |
35. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
99.01 |
1.0036 |
0.1406 |
277 |
2 |
91.67 |
2009-06-19 |
36. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
98.76 |
1.0877 |
0.0492 |
129 |
2 |
95.56 |
2009-06-18 |
37. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
98.64 |
1.0590 |
0.0788 |
250 |
3 |
88.41 |
2009-06-19 |
38. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
98.62 |
1.0495 |
0.0887 |
323 |
3 |
93.04 |
2009-06-17 |
39. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
98.35 |
1.1070 |
0.0274 |
265 |
1 |
98.35 |
2009-06-18 |
40. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
98.34 |
1.0529 |
0.0851 |
373 |
4 |
95.22 |
2009-06-23 |
41. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
98.22 |
1.0086 |
0.1211 |
218 |
1 |
98.22 |
2009-06-17 |
42. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
98.20 |
1.0654 |
0.0659 |
247 |
1 |
98.20 |
2009-06-17 |
43. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
97.35 |
1.0351 |
0.0927 |
276 |
2 |
94.96 |
2009-06-23 |
44. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
97.16 |
1.0035 |
0.1188 |
310 |
1 |
97.16 |
2009-06-17 |
45. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
97.12 |
0.9927 |
0.1292 |
276 |
3 |
91.48 |
2009-06-23 |
46. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
97.12 |
1.0777 |
0.0415 |
226 |
1 |
97.12 |
2009-06-23 |
47. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
96.62 |
0.9927 |
0.1195 |
234 |
4 |
80.60 |
2009-06-23 |
48. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
96.48 |
1.0411 |
0.0745 |
341 |
2 |
92.28 |
2009-06-22 |
49. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
96.42 |
1.0082 |
0.0999 |
212 |
2 |
86.35 |
2010-02-14 |
50. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
96.19 |
1.0743 |
0.0373 |
297 |
1 |
96.19 |
2009-06-16 |
51. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
95.83 |
0.9885 |
0.1179 |
355 |
3 |
90.40 |
2009-06-22 |
52. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
95.73 |
1.0403 |
0.0631 |
234 |
1 |
95.73 |
2009-06-16 |
53. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
95.73 |
1.0543 |
0.0475 |
182 |
3 |
73.70 |
2009-06-23 |
54. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
95.70 |
1.0628 |
0.0440 |
363 |
3 |
92.12 |
2009-10-25 |
55. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
95.69 |
0.9841 |
0.1173 |
217 |
3 |
76.20 |
2009-10-25 |
56. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
95.66 |
1.0132 |
0.0917 |
371 |
5 |
82.17 |
2010-02-14 |
57. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
95.53 |
0.9644 |
0.1415 |
398 |
4 |
86.37 |
2009-06-24 |
58. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
95.39 |
0.9604 |
0.1387 |
285 |
1 |
95.39 |
2009-06-19 |
59. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
95.29 |
0.9810 |
0.1240 |
362 |
4 |
83.40 |
2010-02-14 |
60. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
95.26 |
1.0476 |
0.0427 |
110 |
4 |
91.88 |
2009-06-19 |
61. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
95.17 |
1.0404 |
0.0631 |
406 |
2 |
94.01 |
2009-06-19 |
62. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
94.92 |
1.0567 |
0.0387 |
314 |
1 |
94.92 |
2009-05-15 |
63. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
94.40 |
1.0676 |
0.0267 |
456 |
1 |
94.40 |
2009-06-23 |
64. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
94.28 |
1.0320 |
0.0623 |
401 |
1 |
94.28 |
2009-06-17 |
65. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
94.27 |
0.9948 |
0.0923 |
233 |
1 |
94.27 |
2009-06-19 |
66. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
94.12 |
1.0672 |
0.0180 |
239 |
3 |
91.10 |
2009-06-23 |
67. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
94.12 |
0.9703 |
0.1227 |
394 |
4 |
78.52 |
2009-06-24 |
68. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
94.10 |
1.0582 |
0.0249 |
180 |
1 |
94.10 |
2009-06-11 |
69. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
94.09 |
1.0227 |
0.0695 |
378 |
1 |
94.09 |
2009-06-19 |
70. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
93.85 |
1.0197 |
0.0618 |
204 |
3 |
86.94 |
2009-06-24 |
71. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
93.70 |
1.0387 |
0.0471 |
333 |
3 |
92.03 |
2009-06-23 |
72. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
93.62 |
1.0250 |
0.0585 |
271 |
3 |
87.09 |
2009-06-19 |
73. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
93.59 |
1.0018 |
0.0788 |
246 |
2 |
93.54 |
2009-06-18 |
74. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
93.46 |
1.0060 |
0.0735 |
225 |
3 |
80.33 |
2009-06-24 |
75. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
93.20 |
1.0511 |
0.0265 |
252 |
2 |
89.76 |
2009-06-19 |
76. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
93.20 |
1.0101 |
0.0675 |
336 |
3 |
86.73 |
2009-06-23 |
77. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
93.11 |
1.0845 |
-0.0109 |
212 |
1 |
93.11 |
2009-06-01 |
78. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
92.96 |
1.1086 |
-0.0352 |
233 |
1 |
92.96 |
2009-06-17 |
79. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
92.47 |
0.9884 |
0.0814 |
267 |
4 |
83.26 |
2009-10-25 |
80. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
91.85 |
1.0033 |
0.0571 |
203 |
3 |
84.44 |
2009-06-24 |
81. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
91.20 |
0.9713 |
0.0798 |
193 |
3 |
82.75 |
2009-10-25 |
82. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
90.96 |
1.0128 |
0.0438 |
369 |
3 |
88.11 |
2009-06-23 |
83. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
90.74 |
0.9765 |
0.0700 |
269 |
1 |
90.74 |
2009-06-18 |
84. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
90.71 |
1.0181 |
0.0301 |
276 |
3 |
88.61 |
2009-06-22 |
85. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
90.70 |
0.9680 |
0.0788 |
256 |
4 |
82.31 |
2009-06-24 |
86. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
90.66 |
0.9809 |
0.0615 |
209 |
2 |
87.26 |
2009-06-24 |
87. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
90.66 |
1.0865 |
-0.0404 |
237 |
1 |
90.66 |
2009-06-18 |
88. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
90.59 |
1.0135 |
0.0353 |
358 |
2 |
87.54 |
2009-06-16 |
89. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
90.14 |
1.0291 |
0.0090 |
240 |
1 |
90.14 |
2009-06-17 |
90. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
90.11 |
1.0362 |
0.0100 |
437 |
1 |
90.11 |
2009-06-18 |
91. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
89.88 |
0.9658 |
0.0751 |
308 |
1 |
89.88 |
2009-06-19 |
92. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
89.78 |
0.9957 |
0.0444 |
323 |
1 |
89.78 |
2009-06-23 |
93. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
89.18 |
1.0638 |
-0.0367 |
247 |
3 |
67.29 |
2010-02-14 |
94. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
89.10 |
1.0059 |
0.0235 |
283 |
2 |
88.18 |
2009-06-23 |
95. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
88.98 |
0.9402 |
0.0847 |
310 |
2 |
73.44 |
2009-06-19 |
96. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
88.82 |
0.9852 |
0.0391 |
235 |
2 |
87.17 |
2009-06-23 |
97. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
88.76 |
0.9829 |
0.0406 |
229 |
3 |
83.84 |
2009-10-25 |
98. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
88.69 |
1.0194 |
0.0019 |
224 |
2 |
85.48 |
2009-06-16 |
99. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
88.52 |
1.0115 |
0.0047 |
189 |
2 |
85.73 |
2009-06-16 |
100. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
88.24 |
0.9561 |
0.0637 |
362 |
1 |
88.24 |
2009-06-22 |
101. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
88.18 |
0.9928 |
0.0241 |
293 |
3 |
83.84 |
2009-06-19 |
102. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
88.18 |
1.0432 |
-0.0251 |
276 |
2 |
82.84 |
2009-06-11 |
103. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
88.07 |
0.9996 |
0.0241 |
483 |
2 |
83.97 |
2009-06-16 |
104. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
87.91 |
1.0800 |
-0.0685 |
213 |
4 |
82.63 |
2010-02-14 |
105. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
87.91 |
1.0057 |
0.0116 |
382 |
3 |
80.94 |
2009-05-29 |
106. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
87.73 |
1.0334 |
-0.0217 |
261 |
1 |
87.73 |
2009-06-17 |
107. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
87.62 |
0.9332 |
0.0792 |
295 |
4 |
79.62 |
2009-06-23 |
108. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
87.52 |
0.9673 |
0.0447 |
292 |
2 |
83.58 |
2009-06-17 |
109. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
87.50 |
1.0208 |
-0.0113 |
231 |
2 |
86.20 |
2009-06-19 |
110. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
87.48 |
1.0615 |
-0.0551 |
201 |
1 |
87.48 |
2009-06-18 |
111. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
86.98 |
0.9787 |
0.0283 |
364 |
2 |
77.26 |
2009-06-19 |
112. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
86.74 |
0.9981 |
0.0018 |
211 |
1 |
86.74 |
2009-06-18 |
113. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
86.74 |
0.9392 |
0.0677 |
360 |
3 |
79.27 |
2009-10-25 |
114. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
86.73 |
0.9880 |
0.0085 |
199 |
4 |
73.73 |
2009-10-25 |
115. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
86.64 |
0.9678 |
0.0361 |
392 |
3 |
82.85 |
2010-02-14 |
116. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
86.58 |
1.0028 |
-0.0050 |
259 |
1 |
86.58 |
2009-06-23 |
117. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
86.38 |
1.0178 |
-0.0229 |
207 |
2 |
72.78 |
2009-06-17 |
118. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
86.36 |
1.0106 |
-0.0152 |
302 |
2 |
80.61 |
2009-10-25 |
119. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
85.75 |
0.9980 |
-0.0065 |
295 |
5 |
76.82 |
2009-10-25 |
120. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
85.58 |
0.9756 |
0.0110 |
223 |
2 |
82.98 |
2009-06-23 |
121. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
85.55 |
1.0873 |
-0.1033 |
243 |
4 |
82.10 |
2009-10-25 |
122. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
85.24 |
1.0881 |
-0.1086 |
210 |
1 |
85.24 |
2009-06-01 |
123. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
85.18 |
0.9650 |
0.0204 |
347 |
2 |
78.07 |
2009-06-19 |
124. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
85.04 |
1.0509 |
-0.0624 |
295 |
1 |
85.04 |
2010-02-14 |
125. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
84.91 |
0.9909 |
-0.0075 |
334 |
2 |
72.64 |
2009-06-18 |
126. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
84.85 |
0.8778 |
0.1028 |
285 |
2 |
71.79 |
2009-10-25 |
127. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
84.55 |
0.9736 |
0.0088 |
378 |
1 |
84.55 |
2009-06-18 |
128. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
83.62 |
0.9849 |
-0.0192 |
337 |
1 |
83.62 |
2009-06-18 |
129. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
83.60 |
1.0461 |
-0.0796 |
318 |
1 |
83.60 |
2009-06-22 |
130. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
83.18 |
0.9583 |
0.0016 |
237 |
1 |
83.18 |
2009-06-18 |
131. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
83.16 |
0.9719 |
-0.0055 |
383 |
2 |
77.49 |
2009-06-19 |
132. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
83.10 |
0.9673 |
-0.0049 |
393 |
2 |
77.33 |
2009-06-19 |
133. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
82.88 |
0.9339 |
0.0279 |
317 |
2 |
79.56 |
2010-02-14 |
134. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
82.64 |
0.9704 |
-0.0172 |
254 |
2 |
82.61 |
2009-06-22 |
135. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
82.56 |
1.0426 |
-0.0944 |
131 |
1 |
82.56 |
2009-05-28 |
136. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
82.56 |
0.9359 |
0.0170 |
355 |
1 |
82.56 |
2009-06-15 |
137. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
82.56 |
1.0288 |
-0.0813 |
166 |
1 |
82.56 |
2010-02-14 |
138. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
82.29 |
0.9801 |
-0.0313 |
289 |
1 |
82.29 |
2009-05-15 |
139. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
81.96 |
1.0272 |
-0.0840 |
226 |
1 |
81.96 |
2009-06-19 |
140. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
81.90 |
0.8666 |
0.0755 |
206 |
2 |
77.74 |
2009-06-23 |
141. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
81.86 |
0.9933 |
-0.0418 |
450 |
1 |
81.86 |
2009-06-17 |
142. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
81.76 |
1.0332 |
-0.0908 |
267 |
1 |
81.76 |
2009-06-15 |
143. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
81.26 |
0.9631 |
-0.0264 |
273 |
1 |
81.26 |
2009-06-23 |
144. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
81.07 |
0.9332 |
0.0017 |
267 |
1 |
81.07 |
2009-06-18 |
145. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
81.04 |
0.9206 |
0.0145 |
317 |
2 |
72.77 |
2009-10-25 |
146. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
81.02 |
1.0487 |
-0.1165 |
253 |
1 |
81.02 |
2009-05-15 |
147. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
80.75 |
0.9424 |
-0.0087 |
320 |
2 |
75.58 |
2009-06-23 |
148. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
80.75 |
0.9762 |
-0.0450 |
249 |
1 |
80.75 |
2009-06-01 |
149. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
80.64 |
0.9228 |
0.0117 |
305 |
2 |
74.91 |
2009-06-19 |
150. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
80.61 |
0.8624 |
0.0625 |
174 |
3 |
71.06 |
2010-02-14 |
151. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
80.19 |
1.0493 |
-0.1177 |
264 |
1 |
80.19 |
2010-02-14 |
152. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
80.19 |
0.9574 |
-0.0295 |
354 |
3 |
75.19 |
2009-10-25 |
153. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
80.17 |
1.0372 |
-0.1131 |
249 |
1 |
80.17 |
2010-02-14 |
154. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
80.16 |
0.9833 |
-0.0565 |
387 |
2 |
78.01 |
2009-06-24 |
155. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
80.00 |
0.9727 |
-0.0435 |
442 |
2 |
76.48 |
2010-02-14 |
156. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
79.78 |
1.0016 |
-0.0832 |
217 |
1 |
79.78 |
2009-06-11 |
157. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
79.51 |
0.9284 |
-0.0079 |
346 |
2 |
77.31 |
2009-06-22 |
158. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
78.53 |
1.0189 |
-0.1140 |
290 |
1 |
78.53 |
2009-06-17 |
159. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
78.31 |
0.9909 |
-0.0834 |
293 |
3 |
72.25 |
2009-10-25 |
160. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
78.18 |
0.9503 |
-0.0556 |
211 |
2 |
72.46 |
2009-10-25 |
161. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
77.98 |
1.0521 |
-0.1586 |
197 |
1 |
77.98 |
2010-02-14 |
162. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
77.92 |
0.9885 |
-0.0834 |
469 |
1 |
77.92 |
2009-10-25 |
163. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
77.71 |
0.9974 |
-0.1054 |
163 |
1 |
77.71 |
2009-06-17 |
164. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
77.49 |
0.9636 |
-0.0716 |
281 |
3 |
76.29 |
2009-06-18 |
165. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
77.26 |
0.9271 |
-0.0339 |
323 |
1 |
77.26 |
2009-06-19 |
166. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
77.25 |
1.0419 |
-0.1482 |
341 |
1 |
77.25 |
2009-05-14 |
167. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
76.99 |
0.9603 |
-0.0672 |
430 |
2 |
75.81 |
2010-02-14 |
168. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
76.97 |
0.9917 |
-0.1023 |
317 |
1 |
76.97 |
2009-06-18 |
169. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
76.73 |
0.9380 |
-0.0549 |
284 |
1 |
76.73 |
2009-06-17 |
170. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
76.62 |
0.9145 |
-0.0277 |
404 |
1 |
76.62 |
2009-06-23 |
171. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
76.07 |
0.9698 |
-0.0879 |
389 |
3 |
68.10 |
2009-06-11 |
172. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
75.79 |
0.9745 |
-0.0988 |
388 |
2 |
71.23 |
2009-06-16 |
173. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
75.61 |
0.9609 |
-0.0845 |
331 |
2 |
73.01 |
2009-06-19 |
174. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
75.60 |
1.0267 |
-0.1522 |
261 |
1 |
75.60 |
2009-05-15 |
175. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
75.48 |
0.9763 |
-0.1067 |
143 |
3 |
71.23 |
2010-02-14 |
176. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
75.15 |
0.9931 |
-0.1224 |
339 |
1 |
75.15 |
2009-10-25 |
177. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
74.85 |
0.8437 |
0.0183 |
268 |
3 |
70.02 |
2009-06-23 |
178. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
74.45 |
0.9434 |
-0.0808 |
367 |
1 |
74.45 |
2009-06-19 |
179. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
74.29 |
0.8830 |
-0.0243 |
300 |
1 |
74.29 |
2009-06-22 |
180. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
74.25 |
1.0165 |
-0.1615 |
316 |
1 |
74.25 |
2009-05-15 |
181. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
73.73 |
0.9949 |
-0.1348 |
304 |
1 |
73.73 |
2009-10-25 |
182. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
73.62 |
1.0103 |
-0.1675 |
209 |
1 |
73.62 |
2009-06-01 |
183. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
73.53 |
1.0450 |
-0.1923 |
358 |
1 |
73.53 |
2009-10-25 |
184. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
73.08 |
0.9011 |
-0.0557 |
322 |
2 |
72.73 |
2009-06-23 |
185. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
72.79 |
0.9519 |
-0.1092 |
323 |
1 |
72.79 |
2009-06-01 |
186. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
72.73 |
0.9864 |
-0.1445 |
292 |
1 |
72.73 |
2009-10-25 |
187. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
72.67 |
1.0279 |
-0.1962 |
172 |
1 |
72.67 |
2009-06-24 |
188. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
72.46 |
0.8986 |
-0.0586 |
363 |
1 |
72.46 |
2009-05-15 |
189. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
72.24 |
0.9265 |
-0.0952 |
254 |
2 |
67.05 |
2009-06-01 |
190. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
71.65 |
0.9010 |
-0.0729 |
266 |
1 |
71.65 |
2009-05-15 |
191. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
71.62 |
0.9709 |
-0.1470 |
264 |
1 |
71.62 |
2009-05-28 |
192. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
71.23 |
0.9451 |
-0.1165 |
419 |
1 |
71.23 |
2009-06-01 |
193. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
71.20 |
0.9836 |
-0.1631 |
289 |
1 |
71.20 |
2009-06-01 |
194. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
70.60 |
0.9873 |
-0.1751 |
274 |
1 |
70.60 |
2010-02-14 |
195. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
70.07 |
0.9183 |
-0.1102 |
308 |
1 |
70.07 |
2009-06-01 |
196. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
69.08 |
0.9012 |
-0.1019 |
322 |
2 |
67.32 |
2009-10-25 |
197. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
68.97 |
0.8913 |
-0.0953 |
201 |
1 |
68.97 |
2009-06-18 |
198. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
68.27 |
0.8986 |
-0.1140 |
205 |
4 |
63.61 |
2009-06-11 |
199. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
68.21 |
0.9101 |
-0.1205 |
351 |
3 |
62.29 |
2009-10-25 |
200. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
68.08 |
0.8986 |
-0.1139 |
216 |
1 |
68.08 |
2009-10-25 |
201. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
68.06 |
0.8656 |
-0.0805 |
242 |
1 |
68.06 |
2009-05-29 |
202. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
67.72 |
0.9352 |
-0.1563 |
194 |
1 |
67.72 |
2009-06-19 |
203. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
67.66 |
1.0010 |
-0.2178 |
213 |
1 |
67.66 |
2009-10-25 |
204. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
67.63 |
0.9890 |
-0.2062 |
272 |
1 |
67.63 |
2009-05-28 |
205. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
67.37 |
0.9114 |
-0.1280 |
399 |
2 |
64.27 |
2009-10-25 |
206. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
66.93 |
1.0144 |
-0.2425 |
162 |
1 |
66.93 |
2010-02-14 |
207. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
65.63 |
0.9468 |
-0.1913 |
318 |
2 |
53.71 |
2009-05-28 |
208. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
65.04 |
0.9637 |
-0.2027 |
342 |
1 |
65.04 |
2010-02-14 |
209. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
64.36 |
0.8887 |
-0.1338 |
464 |
1 |
64.36 |
2009-06-17 |
210. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
63.07 |
0.9029 |
-0.1742 |
393 |
2 |
62.34 |
2009-06-17 |
211. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
62.53 |
0.9136 |
-0.1906 |
348 |
1 |
62.53 |
2009-06-16 |
212. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
61.59 |
0.8880 |
-0.1791 |
296 |
1 |
61.59 |
2009-05-29 |
213. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
60.97 |
0.9128 |
-0.2140 |
237 |
1 |
60.97 |
2010-02-14 |
214. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
59.88 |
0.8172 |
-0.1326 |
204 |
1 |
59.88 |
2009-06-19 |
215. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
58.61 |
1.0600 |
-0.3855 |
351 |
1 |
58.61 |
2009-05-14 |
216. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
57.69 |
1.0498 |
-0.3851 |
261 |
1 |
57.69 |
2009-06-01 |
217. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
57.35 |
0.9271 |
-0.2679 |
295 |
1 |
57.35 |
2009-05-29 |
218. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
56.96 |
0.9682 |
-0.3027 |
341 |
1 |
56.96 |
2009-10-25 |
219. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
52.59 |
0.9119 |
-0.3033 |
396 |
1 |
52.59 |
2009-05-29 |