| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
114.08 |
1.0670 |
0.2627 |
97 |
4 |
102.97 |
2021-01-07 |
| 2. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
104.96 |
1.0530 |
0.1799 |
110 |
4 |
93.24 |
2021-01-31 |
| 3. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
102.31 |
1.0628 |
0.1376 |
68 |
6 |
89.54 |
2021-01-08 |
| 4. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
101.87 |
0.9825 |
0.1587 |
89 |
1 |
101.87 |
2020-12-23 |
| 5. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
100.75 |
1.0406 |
0.1432 |
63 |
7 |
82.38 |
2020-12-23 |
| 6. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
97.67 |
1.0453 |
0.1187 |
114 |
3 |
91.50 |
2021-01-07 |
| 7. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
97.48 |
1.0457 |
0.1044 |
223 |
2 |
96.13 |
2021-01-31 |
| 8. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
97.13 |
1.0738 |
0.0697 |
142 |
3 |
89.75 |
2021-01-08 |
| 9. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
96.86 |
0.9934 |
0.1062 |
56 |
2 |
87.34 |
2020-12-23 |
| 10. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
95.96 |
1.0741 |
0.0549 |
122 |
3 |
87.07 |
2020-12-23 |
| 11. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
95.12 |
1.0311 |
0.0877 |
71 |
1 |
95.12 |
2020-12-15 |
| 12. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
94.76 |
1.0285 |
0.0698 |
155 |
2 |
86.73 |
2021-01-08 |
| 13. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
94.43 |
0.9693 |
0.1090 |
101 |
5 |
81.02 |
2021-01-08 |
| 14. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
94.09 |
1.0756 |
0.0287 |
56 |
1 |
94.09 |
2021-01-31 |
| 15. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
92.46 |
0.9926 |
0.0853 |
143 |
3 |
81.11 |
2020-12-23 |
| 16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
92.29 |
1.0933 |
0.0211 |
110 |
1 |
92.29 |
2020-12-23 |
| 17. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
91.81 |
0.9192 |
0.1413 |
116 |
5 |
77.66 |
2020-12-23 |
| 18. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
91.71 |
1.0233 |
0.0424 |
188 |
2 |
87.55 |
2020-12-23 |
| 19. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
91.17 |
1.0103 |
0.0382 |
89 |
4 |
83.31 |
2021-01-31 |
| 20. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
90.96 |
0.9792 |
0.0685 |
158 |
3 |
80.39 |
2021-01-07 |
| 21. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
90.41 |
1.0322 |
0.0319 |
87 |
3 |
83.73 |
2021-01-31 |
| 22. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
88.54 |
0.9609 |
0.0367 |
142 |
2 |
87.04 |
2020-12-23 |
| 23. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
87.71 |
0.9899 |
0.0266 |
96 |
3 |
80.08 |
2021-01-31 |
| 24. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
87.56 |
0.9223 |
-0.0570 |
64 |
1 |
87.56 |
2021-01-31 |
| 25. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
86.70 |
1.1237 |
-0.0951 |
71 |
5 |
79.47 |
2021-01-31 |
| 26. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
86.67 |
1.0187 |
0.0013 |
106 |
1 |
86.67 |
2021-01-31 |
| 27. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
84.85 |
1.0318 |
-0.0370 |
119 |
1 |
84.85 |
2021-01-31 |
| 28. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
83.82 |
1.0712 |
-0.0426 |
114 |
2 |
80.18 |
2020-12-23 |
| 29. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
83.79 |
0.9997 |
-0.0396 |
82 |
2 |
74.01 |
2020-12-23 |
| 30. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
83.50 |
0.9796 |
-0.0370 |
109 |
1 |
83.50 |
2020-12-23 |
| 31. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
83.06 |
0.9903 |
-0.0243 |
121 |
1 |
83.06 |
2020-12-19 |
| 32. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
82.20 |
0.9679 |
0.0240 |
86 |
1 |
82.20 |
2020-12-19 |
| 33. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
80.77 |
0.9816 |
-0.0385 |
79 |
1 |
80.77 |
2021-01-31 |
| 34. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
78.40 |
1.0527 |
-0.1242 |
123 |
1 |
78.40 |
2021-01-31 |
| 35. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
78.32 |
1.0607 |
-0.0896 |
77 |
3 |
70.50 |
2020-12-23 |
| 36. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
76.59 |
0.8715 |
-0.0043 |
115 |
1 |
76.59 |
2020-12-15 |
| 37. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
76.05 |
1.0283 |
-0.1642 |
120 |
2 |
73.63 |
2020-12-23 |
| 38. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
73.88 |
0.9873 |
-0.0910 |
107 |
3 |
72.40 |
2020-12-19 |
| 39. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
69.36 |
0.9893 |
-0.1753 |
66 |
2 |
68.30 |
2020-12-23 |
| 40. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
68.55 |
1.0626 |
-0.2817 |
74 |
1 |
68.55 |
2020-12-19 |
| 41. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
68.54 |
0.9534 |
-0.1469 |
74 |
1 |
68.54 |
2021-01-31 |
| 42. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
68.24 |
0.9940 |
-0.1578 |
121 |
2 |
65.95 |
2020-12-23 |
| 43. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
66.57 |
0.8967 |
-0.0726 |
85 |
2 |
62.94 |
2020-12-23 |
| 44. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
60.78 |
0.9864 |
-0.2631 |
65 |
1 |
60.78 |
2020-12-23 |